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ChiefThunderbutt - Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:54 pm
I think I can proudly proclaim that I extruded the foulest fart ever smelled on Planet Earth. I was in a Piggly Wiggly early one morning when the gas formed in my bowels from gyoza and beer consumed the night before oozed silently out to the great dismay of the stockboys who were unloading a truck. One of them grabed a can of Glade but it had no power over the fart. The Glade sprayer screamed, "the fart's so strong I can taste it." My chest swelled with pride to hear such praise.
prarie doggin - Tue Feb 05, 2019 6:22 pm
My proudest moment was in an airport toilet where I had just unleashed a foul, post flight dump. I heard a father taking his young son into the stall next to me and the son was complaining quietly to his dad. I then heard dad say, "just hold your nose and pee"
ChiefThunderbutt - Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:52 pm
You are a rank (pun intended) amateur PD. Your stench only spanned a few stalls while mine wiped out an entire Mom & Pop sized store. Come down for a visit and I'll give you a few lessons on what to eat.
tuba cheeks - Tue Feb 12, 2019 6:20 pm
I just ripped a fart that sounded just like an old door with rusty hinges. It started high, then dropped in pitch, and slowly went up and up and up.
prarie doggin - Wed Feb 13, 2019 5:18 pm
Funny you should say that. The other day a grumpy old forklift driver was trying to force the forks under a bundle of lumber that was sagging in the middle. It let out this long eardrum splitting screetch. I said, "wow, that sounded just like my wife". He lost it and was laughing even as I was pulling out of the place
ChiefThunderbutt - Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:38 am
The farts I enjoy producing are the juicy ones that sound like I'm sitting in an inch of water. I love the way my companions run away. :-)
prarie doggin - Thu Feb 14, 2019 12:14 pm
I guess they're ok unless you wind up sitting in an inch of some sort of liquid when done :shocked
ChiefThunderbutt - Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:17 pm
They all rush to the kitchen for egg salad sammies for some reason. (???)
Jack Schitt - Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:46 pm
prarie doggin - Fri Feb 15, 2019 9:44 am
More like rushing to grab a steak knife to end it all
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