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tuba cheeks - Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:27 pm
Envisioning your finger poking through?
prarie doggin - Wed Jun 14, 2017 4:59 pm
I hadn't envisioned that Tuba, but thank you for making butt wiping a stressful time for me now.
ChiefThunderbutt - Wed Jun 14, 2017 7:00 pm
Years ago when I was stationed in Iceland we occasionally got locally procured toilet paper. You could have used it for sandpaper it was so rough.
prarie doggin - Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:53 am
Chief, Iceland has a crapload of natural bidets. Why didn't you just park your ass over a geyser and wait for it to erupt?
ChiefThunderbutt - Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:34 am
That would have certainly disgusted the Icelanders who were using them for cooking.
ChiefThunderbutt - Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:06 pm
Talk about a lucky find! I just found this giant molasses cookie in a local pasture. http://structuredsettlements.typepad.co ... 81d970c-pi
prarie doggin - Sat Jun 17, 2017 8:15 am
Well you at least got the "asses" part of molasses correct.
prarie doggin - Mon Jun 19, 2017 6:03 pm
I put my underwear on backwards today. I found this out when I went to take a leak and realized the hole was in the back, so I sat down and took a crap instead. Chief, does this mean I'm a geezer now?
ChiefThunderbutt - Tue Jun 20, 2017 11:44 am
I used to take a diuretic for blood pressure. I would go to work and try to wait until morning break before peeing. I would have to go pretty badly by that time. I remember rushing into the bathroom and madly searching for my weenie and unhapily discovering my underwear was on backwards.
prarie doggin - Tue Jun 20, 2017 4:44 pm
I'm surprised you didn't carry a box cutter for such an emergency. You did have some skills cutting around meat
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