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Don't Drink Poop!

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Nov 04 2016 3:10 pm

To my Poop Report friends who enjoy a glass of wine or beer:

"In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine or beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.
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Re: Don't Drink Poop!

Postby prarie doggin on Nov 04 2016 6:26 pm

Well thanks for confusing the crap out of me Chief. I just stuck my head in the toilet and took a drink. :barf
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