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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Apr 07 2017 7:30 pm

Now that I seem to have everyone stirred into action I think I'll retire for the night.
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby prarie doggin on Apr 08 2017 12:11 pm

Pssst Tuba. Did you manage to sprinkle the itching powder on Chief's toilet paper?
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby tuba cheeks on Apr 08 2017 4:06 pm

No, [size=50]I ran out- so I used icy hot instead. I did mix in some Ghost pepper juice, though.[/size]
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Apr 09 2017 5:23 pm

Damn...Thank God for a tough asshole!!
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby prarie doggin on Apr 10 2017 7:11 am

We really don't want to know how you toughened it up. :shocked Isn't that right Tuba?
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby tuba cheeks on Apr 10 2017 7:24 pm

prarie doggin wrote:We really don't want to know how you toughened it up. :shocked Isn't that right Tuba?


Absolutely correct!
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Apr 10 2017 7:36 pm

Give an old man a break! A diet high in chilies will eventually leatherize the tenderest balloon knot. :-)
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby prarie doggin on Apr 11 2017 10:13 am

That certainly seems plausible Chief. :roll:
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Re: Combatting Greedy TP Users via Technology

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Apr 11 2017 2:06 pm

Actually the flesh that encircles my starfish is rather tender. When I read an add for toilet paper that makes the claim that it is "facial quality" I laugh. My face has been through tough times and is hardened as a result, it has been severely sunburned, pelted by snow, sleet, and hail, all of which have toughened it up. Conversely my asshole has lived a sheltered life nestled in a secure location between two large cheeks that protect it from the elements. I don't want facial quality tissue for wiping, give me asshole quality please.
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