Actually the flesh that encircles my starfish is rather tender. When I read an add for toilet paper that makes the claim that it is "facial quality" I laugh. My face has been through tough times and is hardened as a result, it has been severely sunburned, pelted by snow, sleet, and hail, all of which have toughened it up. Conversely my asshole has lived a sheltered life nestled in a secure location between two large cheeks that protect it from the elements. I don't want facial quality tissue for wiping, give me asshole quality please.
If I had two faces do you think
I'd be wearing this one?