[Thunderbox]

This is an an incontinent`s dream machine - a mobile toilet. But not just any old shitter on wheels; it`s the fastest in the world.

A Canadian woman managed to do 46mph on it in Sydney to beat the world record.

I bet Chief, with his legendary anal wind, could do better....maybe with a little jet engine powered by his kimchi and chilli fueled high octane ass gas. All he`d need would be a length of hose connecting the engine to his bunghole.

100mph at least

[ChiefThunderbutt]

I have been eating Indian foods a lot lately and would leave a delightful trail of aromatic flatulence in my wake. Ahh, nothing like the fumes of a good tandoori possum!

[Deja Poo]

The previous record was 7 kph, a full order of magnitude slower? The previous record holder must have been constipated.