This is an an incontinent`s dream machine - a mobile toilet. But not just any old shitter on wheels; it`s the fastest in the world.
A Canadian woman managed to do 46mph on it in Sydney to beat the world record.
I bet Chief, with his legendary anal wind, could do better....maybe with a little jet engine powered by his kimchi and chilli fueled high octane ass gas. All he`d need would be a length of hose connecting the engine to his bunghole.
100mph at least