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High speed crapper

Postby Thunderbox on May 04 2012 12:10 pm

This is an an incontinent`s dream machine - a mobile toilet. But not just any old shitter on wheels; it`s the fastest in the world.

A Canadian woman managed to do 46mph on it in Sydney to beat the world record.

I bet Chief, with his legendary anal wind, could do better....maybe with a little jet engine powered by his kimchi and chilli fueled high octane ass gas. All he`d need would be a length of hose connecting the engine to his bunghole.

100mph at least :lol:
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Re: High speed crapper

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on May 04 2012 12:34 pm

I have been eating Indian foods a lot lately and would leave a delightful trail of aromatic flatulence in my wake. Ahh, nothing like the fumes of a good tandoori possum!
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Re: High speed crapper

Postby Deja Poo on May 09 2012 3:53 pm

The previous record was 7 kph, a full order of magnitude slower? The previous record holder must have been constipated.
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