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Italians are all cowards

Postby Thunderbox on Jan 18 2012 3:13 pm

Francesco Shettino, Captain of the cruise ship Costa Concordia, is just the latest in a long line of Italian cowards. Left his ship in a lifeboat before all the passengers and crew got off after making a mad detour to wave to someone on an island way off the ship`s route near Italy. Managed to sink his ship on rocks and fucked off the vessel pronto.

Even the fucker`s fellow countrymen and Coastguards are calling the swine an utter coward and wanker.

Just like they used to say about Italian tank commanders in WW2....they have rear view mirrors on their tanks so that they can get a good look at what`s going on in the battle.

Fuck all posing, show off, worthless Italians up the ass :x
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby C Everett Poop on Jan 18 2012 3:21 pm

Bullshit. His lawyer was on the news today. He said the boat listed to starboard and the Captain fell into a lifeboat and couldn't get out. He is obviously a misunderstood hero.

BTW, I have some Italian combat rifles for sale. Good shape. Never fired. Only thrown down once.
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby C Everett Poop on Jan 18 2012 3:22 pm

I have some French tanks too. One forward gear and five speed reverse.
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby prarie doggin on Jan 18 2012 6:58 pm

The Spanish Navy has sent some of its fleet to search for bodies. Their boats have had glass viewing ports installed on the bottom so the sailors could get a good look at the former Spanish Navies.
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby spattacus on Jan 19 2012 8:34 am

It's moments like this that I wish I was still at work; there'll be some Beppo baiting going on there this last week. :lol:
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby Deja Poo on Jan 19 2012 12:59 pm

The Wops certainly seem to have more than their fair share of Sissy Boys. Still, in spite of incompetence in navigating his vessel in to the Stockholm in July 1956, the Piero Calamai is generally considered as having competently handled the sinking of his vessel, the Andrea Doria.

Maybe the Dagos should just give up on cruise ships and stick to garbage scows.
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby ABRAHAM LINCOLNLOGS on Jan 19 2012 1:48 pm

Thunderbox wrote:
Just like they used to say about Italian tank commanders in WW2....they have rear view mirrors on their tanks so that they can get a good look at what`s going on in the battle.

Fuck all posing, show off, worthless Italians up the ass :x



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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby blind mullet on Jan 19 2012 10:57 pm

Theres an Italian guy that I worked with (a while back now) who was a back-yard mechanic of sorts.
We used to have some good conversations, and I used to love his stereotypical Eye-tie accent-a.
Whadda was-a best, is he pronounce-a the word "done" as-a "dung" e.g.

"I was-a covered in-a grease and-a shit by the time I was-a dung".
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby prarie doggin on Jan 20 2012 8:57 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Back in the day, if you weren't covered in grease and dirt after a repair, you weren't a mechanic.
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Jan 20 2012 8:57 am

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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby C Everett Poop on Jan 20 2012 9:33 am

Not every guinea wop is a coward because their air force flies the F-104 Starfighter. That thing is little more than a coke machine with stub wings, sitting on top of a rocket. They are more dangerous to the pilot than the enemy and is the only airplane in the world to have shot itself down. (it is so fast that it can fly through it's own bullets)

You have to have cojones to fly one of those things.

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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby spattacus on Jan 20 2012 10:55 am

That just reminded me of a very bad taste album by Robert Calvert (Hawkwind), "Captain Lockheed & The Starfighters".

This contained the sick but memorable lines:

Background of beer garden sounds - singing - clicking glasses -
Voice of German youth: (alcoholic shout, building up in tone)
Anybody want's to buy a Starfighter?
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Well, then buy an acre of land....and wait...
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby Thunderbox on Jan 22 2012 10:50 am

Also had Lemmy out of Hawkwind on it, who went on to make a fortune with his own band.
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby Thunderbox on Jan 22 2012 11:27 am

I read an article in the L A Times a few days ago about another tragic cruise liner, the Costa Fortune, that came to grief on rocks off San Fransisco. 3000 passengers and 1000 crew drowned, or died other horrible and unmentionable deaths. Only the Captain and his two dogs survived. He was arrested and taken to court. Here is a transcript of the first day`s hearing according to the paper:

Judge P Escobar: "Mr Poop, you are accused of utter negligence, grounding of a ship, gross manslaughter and abandoning ship before anyone had a chance to get into a lifeboat. How do you plead, Mr Poop?"

Captain C Everett Poop: "I am a Captain, "Judge". Address me as such. By the way, you sound like you`re a wetback. Are you an American? I won`t be tried by illegal immigrants, I want an American Judge!"

JE: " I am fourth generation American, "Captain"." Now, why were you only 100 yards off shore from San Fransisco when the ship hit rocks and sank?"

CEP: "I heard that there was going to be a gay Democrat Convention on the beach and was going to flip the bastards the bird from the bridge as we sailed past. The rocks were not on my charts, "Judge"."

JE: "Once the ship grounded, you and your two dogs left immediately in your personal lifeboat. You did not even sound, or give orders to sound, abandon ship. Is this true?"

CEP: "Of course it`s true, asshole......I mean American "Judge". The ship was full of Democrats and Eurotrash. The crew mostly smoked, and I know for a fact that many used cell phones while driving. All the catering and entertainment staff were spooge garglers and hated my two dogs, as they ate better food than they did."

JE: ""Captain"....I sentence you to 150 years for cowardice, but mainly for having a bad attitude . You will be sent to a hard labour camp in our local AIDS unit, cleaning out toilets and wiping unfortunates` assholes......Case ended!"

CEP: "Fuck you, "Judge", throat my helmet, faggot."

JE: "Add fifty years of rimming the poor unfortunate AIDS sufferers to the punishment, secretary."
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Re: Italians are all cowards

Postby Deja Poo on Jan 22 2012 11:46 am

Gawdamit, TBox. I will not tolerate you picking on my friend like that. Your characterization of him is unfair and untrue. Judge Escobar would never use the term "asshole" when referring to an anus, no matter how unfortunate that anus might be.
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