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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby prarie doggin on Jun 10 2017 6:30 pm

I don't go anywhere near that flavor Chief. Didn't you know it has artificial yellow coloring in it?
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby Deja Poo on Jun 10 2017 9:32 pm

I heard that the "Brokeback Mountain" flavor is extra buttery.

Speaking of Brokeback Mountain, where has CEP gotten off to?
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby tuba cheeks on Jun 11 2017 9:10 am

You should probably skip Rumpled Foreskin and Head Cheese flavor, too.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby prarie doggin on Jun 11 2017 9:41 am

The "Rosie O'Donnell Tuna Tampon" flavor is one to fear.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 05 2017 5:23 pm

This place has gone down the shitbox, at light speed.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby prarie doggin on Sep 07 2017 5:36 pm

There are a few of us that hang out just to bust each others balls and maybe share a story or two. Other than that, you're correct. I'm certain our presence won't attract any other people but, as Chief and I concur, there is always that tiny chance that a super model may show up. Stick around.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby Deja Poo on Sep 07 2017 8:22 pm

And every now and again, I drop by to brighten up the place. Besides, it's got to be better than trolling the local animal shelter for a date. Speaking of which, have there been any CEP sightings recently?
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby prarie doggin on Sep 08 2017 8:34 am

No. Much like Bigfoot, he's slipped into the category of urban legend.

BTW, as much as we all trashed each other, broke balls or just generally told stories, it was entertaining from any side of the aisle. I think politics ruined this site as it has ruined this country (in my opinion). As I said before, I'm just here to communicate with people I consider friends without making Mark Zuckerberg any richer.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 08 2017 7:51 pm

Deja Poo wrote:And every now and again, I drop by to brighten up the place. Besides, it's got to be better than what i have been doing, trolling the local animal shelter for a date. Speaking of which, have there been any CEP sightings recently?




Uh I guess if that's what trips your fancy that's ok. :shocked
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby Jack Schitt on Sep 08 2017 9:48 pm

prarie doggin wrote:No. Much like Bigfoot, he's slipped into the category of urban legend.

BTW, as much as we all trashed each other, broke balls or just generally told stories, it was entertaining from any side of the aisle. I think politics ruined this site as it has ruined this country (in my opinion). As I said before, I'm just here to communicate with people I consider friends without making Mark Zuckerberg any richer.

Couldn't have said it better myself. I refuse to do the Facebook thing, so this and another forum that I frequent are my only sources of social media (I hate that term ).
Just the return of Loaf and Deja this week has quadrupled the number of posts here in the last couple months. It's good to see a little activity coming back.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 10 2017 8:24 am

Yes, it's sad this place used to be fun.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby Deja Poo on Sep 12 2017 4:39 pm

It could be worse. Fortunately, the place isn't so empty that there's an echo. Now, if they were to take up the carpet, that might be a different story.
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Re: Where is CEP When He's Needed?

Postby tuba cheeks on Sep 13 2017 7:56 pm

Well, considering how bad my farts stank today, it might just empty out again.

Even I couldn't stand them.
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