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Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby Mighty Dyckerson on May 23 2011 6:59 am

The Rapture came one day late in Joplin:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43132174/ns/weather/

After seeing pictures of the aftermath, I can honestly say most of those shitty midwestern towns don't look much better to begin with. Can't we just level all of them and be done with it? Nobody wants to live there anyway - they just can't afford to live anyplace nice. These hell holes cost us far more than they're worth.

Next we need drop a nuke on Mississippi and that foul mass of toxic sewage they call a river.
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby C Everett Poop on May 23 2011 10:11 am

Dicksuckerson, you just proved once and for all that you are an anal polyp by posting a link to MSNBC. Are you the one keeping that collection of Marxist Obama lickers in business? Eat cock, wadwaste.
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby prarie doggin on May 23 2011 12:22 pm

Oh my what a God awful mess. I can't even look at it.

That goes for CNN too.
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby Mighty Dyckerson on May 23 2011 4:39 pm

C Everett Poop wrote:Dicksuckerson, you just proved once and for all that you are an anal polyp by posting a link to MSNBC.


Yeah, we already know you have a crush on that gay faggot Anderson Cooper on CNN. Why don't you just bend over and take his albino pencil dick like a man?
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby Frank2401 on May 24 2011 6:34 am

Hey! Anderson's mine!

and he doesn't do anal.
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby prarie doggin on May 24 2011 10:11 am

I think Anderson is spoken for Frank, but Chris Matthews is available. And Rachel Maddow could pass for a young boy in a pinch.
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby Thunderbox on May 24 2011 4:22 pm

Like it or not, MD brings up a good point.

Those houses in Joplin were worthless pieces of shit as far as I`ve seen on the news at work. What kind of idiot would build a shoddy timber frame kit house in a hurricane/tornado region. Is this even allowed under US building regulations?

If it is allowed, then caveat emptor applies. Especially with insurance.
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby doniker on May 24 2011 6:28 pm

Thunderbox wrote:Like it or not, MD brings up a good point.

Those houses in Joplin were worthless pieces of shit as far as I`ve seen on the news at work.



You are just as or even a bigger asshole than Dickheadson.

Joplin Missouri is just like any other US city.

Most people in the world can't choose where that live; they are born in a place and have to survive in that place - unless they have money it is impossible to move.

You have never been to Joplin so don't judge them...asshole.
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Re: Fuck Midwestern Towns

Postby prarie doggin on May 24 2011 7:02 pm

There is potential for a tornado in a very large portion of the US. Even the new construction could not save those houses, as most retrofits make the houses only wind resistant. They do this by using steel straps to secure the roof to the frame. If the roof is blown off, then the walls have no support and will also come down. If you do want to spend a lot of money, you can get impact resistant walls and windows, or you could opt for an underground shelter. A tornado of the magnitude that hit Joplin would have left a similar path of destruction in almost any town/city. The tornadic activity has jumped in the last few years and seems to have shifted out of the traditional tornado belt, so I don't expect many people in this new area are prepared. The best thing that they can do is have good warning systems in place, and secure shelters in the area to go to if your home is in danger. And don't be thinking of moving to Jersey. We've got enough people here.
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