[Thunderbox]

A Swiss designer has introduced a new invention to the streets of South London in an attempt to solve the problem of people urinating in public.

Stephan Bischof has adapted the wheelie bin to tackle the unpleasant issue that blights streets across Britain.

Though I don`t see how a guy pissing into the side of a wheelie bin is better than pissing against a wall

[ChiefThunderbutt]

Standing back a ways and arcing one in might be fun and would probably make the ladies jealous.

[ABRAHAM LINCOLNLOGS]

If 50 or so homeless derelict bums decide to have a keg party these trash/wiz bins could overflow. Another possiblity is that some bum would put the bin on it's side and take a dump down the wiz hole. The garbage man would love these on a hot summer day. This sounds like an invention of Al Gore or some other green nazi.

[prarie doggin]

I suggest a motion activated guillotine blade just inside the hole. Eventually the problem would stop, and a side benefit would be the shrinking of the gene pool.

[spattacus]

I'd like to see the "Ladies" version

[Sinkingslinky]

I'd like to see the "Ladies" version

The mental image of an upper-crust englishwoman hovering over a trashcan was priceless.

[spattacus]

I'd like to see the "Ladies" version

The mental image of an upper-crust englishwoman hovering over a trashcan was priceless.

If you've ever seen The Full Monty, you'll know that they're quite capable of peeing standing up if they want to!

[blind mullet]

At around 1 min 35 in the video, they show the plumbing inside, and for some reason theres an s-bend in the pipes. What the hell for? Think about it- it doesn't have fresh water flowing into the top part. Its all piss, therefore there would be a volume of stinky, hot piss trapped in the s-bend at any given time, and when the truck came along and tipped the bin up to empty it, that trapped volume of piddle would run out and all down the side of the bin (and probably splash the inside of the trash cavity of the truck, too).
The four-eyed galoot who thought this one up should stick to making chocolate and being neutral in wars. Oh, and keeping all those secret bank accounts safe.





And yodelling.