[healthy 1]

Here are more poop definitions:

Power VAC: This system was coined by the Briggs Company. Water is siphoned out of the bowl, and air pressure propells the water downward, creating a vaccum. This in turn pulls contents out of the bowl, rather than pushes, like most toilets.

Pro 1 Flush System: A system used by Eljer Company. This system utilizes a dual jet feed, and three inch flapper. This allows the toilet tank to empty out faster, creating a very strong, yet quiet flush.

[Slim Jim Junkie]

Thanks for reminding me about toilet mechanisms, healthy 1.

I read about a few more:
Early Closing Flapper: Usually found in many 1.6 Gallon toilets, The water tank fills with more water than a normal flush. The flapper closes after a certain amount of water leaves the tank. This helps gravity drain the tank more quickly.

Toto Power Gravity: A 3 inch wide flapper in a Toto toilet that lacks an early close mechanism.

Toto G-Max: A 3 inch early closing flapper in a Toto toilet.

Toto Double Cyclone: A non siphon jet Toto Toilet that instead generates a powerful vortex to remove shit, and it cleans the skid marks off much better than other Toto designs.

Kohler Rim Jet: a 2 inch flapper, and one huge waterfall in the front of the rim. The exit hole is located as far back as possible. This type of toilet has no vortex and no siphon jet. It works better than most 1.6 gallon toilets.

Kohler Ingenium: a 2 inch flapper, and waterfalls along the entire bowl perimeter. A siphon jet is used. The flush has the usual vortex action, but Kohler Ingenium toilets are what some people think of as soon as 1.6 gallon toilets are discussed. Keep a plunger nearby.

Kohler Class Five: a 3 1/4 inch flapper, siphon jet, and no vortex. This kind of toilet is more powerful than most 3.5 gallon toilets. Highly recommended for people who frequently use the plunger.

American Standard Aquaforce: A 2 inch flapper, a vorted, and a siphon jet. Those toilets range between junk and okay.

American Standard Flush Right: A 3 inch flapper and a siphon jet. They work well, and are cheaper and easier to build than most high quality toilets. Plus, this avoids the trouble caused by that flush tower device found in Champion toilets.

[phatmanxxl]

mean green (adjective) - Usually from bad food, painful cramps and then expelling a bright green liquid poo.

[phatmanxxl]

also google "scoop on poop" click the heptune.com link. there is all kinds of info on poop but the best part is the words for poop, farts and pee on the bottom of the page. its halarious, it had me laughing to tears.

[ChiefThunderbutt]

This not really an original, it was coined by GI's in Vietnam back in the 1960's but may be new to most of you Poop Reporters.

The dreaded gombu = A condition which renders one capable of bending over and shitting through the eye of a needle at fifty feet.

[phatmanxxl]

heres a link to the word lists:

http://www.heptune.com/poopword.html

[spattacus]

Hi,
Daphne has suggested that I submit the word "Squit" or "Squitters" to the glossary as I caused some confusion in the Word Association.
I did a search and found that the term has been used by Jobber and Di Uhreea in the past but in case anyone wants to know:

It is a British (and possibly Aussie/NZ) term to describe thin watery shits that often exit without the consent, or even prior knowledge of the sufferer; unlike sharts, where you are aware of the danger and possibly even show-boating an oncoming fart.
The squitters are often associated with way too much beer, particularly real ale; Cider, especially farm scrumpy can almost guarantee the squits without the need for excess quantities. Adding a delicacy like curry or kebab to the beer makes it worse - adding it to a gutful of cider is just bloody irresponsible to the laundry dept! (similar term "Delhi-Belly)
Most employers will be well used to the phonecall starting "Er... won't be in today... I've got a touch of the squitters" It is usually blamed on a dodgy sausage, ham that "didn't look quite right - but never on the booze.

[Jack Schitt]

I hope this isn't a repeat, I quickly glanced over this thread. I saw many words for a similar situation.
TIDE BREAKER:n/ a turd that sticks up above the water line.

[Jack Schitt]

Crop Dusting:verb: farting while walking away so that the smell may be spread over a large area.

[sittingpretty]

[b]Piplet[noun]a raison- like poop chicklet.

[poopgoesplop]

What about floater?

[Poothagoras]

Fecrilibrium \Fe'cra*lib"ri*um\, n.; pl. Fecrilibriums. (Also Fequilibrium \Fe'qui*lib"ri*um\; pl. Fequilibriums.) [fr. faeces, excrement + aequus, equal + librum, balance.]
-State of balance of consistency of feces exactly in between total impaction (constipation) and the viscosity of water (liquishits), whereby the poop neither requires strain nor necessitates a splash guard, scraper, squeegee, or excessive wiping and characterized by smooth, pleasant and clean transition through the sphincter (as in a loaf comprised of grease-laden beef, whereby the binding characteristics of beef and the thousand-wiper characteristics of grease exactly cancel each other out).

[Bilgepump]

oh man, Pooth, that brings a tear to my eye....just fucking beautiful, man.

[Poothagoras]

Thank you. I have been carefully studying the techniques of you and the other Masters. You set an excellent example.

[prarie doggin]

Bilge, I think we have a new Grasshopper.