I had been dating this girl for a bit, and was enjoying a "sleepover"
. In the morning, I had to leave for work- an hour away. Thus, I was stumbling around with my eyes half open, trying to gather up all my stuff and get out the door before I was late.
Prior to this morning, I'd been holding my rippers in until I was afraid my head would inflate like a balloon. Releasing the pressure only after I'd left her place and she'd closed the door behind me. Let me tell you- the raucous noises that blasted out of my nether regions then were epic!!! I swear they echoed off the neighbor's house, and rattled their windows! I'd often drive away giggling like a schoolgirl- and ripping a steady stream of noise into my car seat.
This particular morning, I found her sitting on the couch so I bent over to give her a smooch before I left. Apparently, that move was more then my sphincter could take, because just as our lips met "WHOOOONNNNNNNK!!!!!" I nearly died from embarrassment, lol. I appologized, and she just chuckled. ( I'd forgotten about her two brothers- I'm Damn sure they'd broken her in well to the fart game.)
Funny thing is, some time later I was talking to her on the phone and heard her 6 yr old daughter exclaim: "EWW MOMMY FARTED!!!" in the background. Now it was her turn to be embarrassed!
Oh, and yes I most definitely did utterly annihilate her bathroom one night with a couple of nasty as hell B.M's. I did warn her and her cousin beforehand, and waited until they'd used it first. After that, we all retired to the front rooms of the apartment...