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Re: Am I Blowing Holes in MY Shorts?

Postby prarie doggin on Sep 11 2017 4:27 pm

My grandson let out a huge fart today. I was just about to congratulate him when my daughter said, "that's not a fart". Apparently he's had diarrhea for a couple days now. I just looked at the non-existant watch on my wrist and said, "whoa, look at the time. I'm late for uh er work"
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Re: Am I Blowing Holes in MY Shorts?

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 11 2017 4:31 pm

Smart move
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Re: Am I Blowing Holes in MY Shorts?

Postby Deja Poo on Sep 12 2017 4:54 pm

prarie doggin wrote:My grandson let out a huge fart today. I was just about to congratulate him when my daughter said, "that's not a fart". Apparently he's had diarrhea for a couple days now. I just looked at the non-existant watch on my wrist and said, "whoa, look at the time. I'm late for uh er work"

PD, when diarrhea goes on for a couple of days, it's usually called Dysentery. it might be time to take him to the Pediatrician so that he can share the joy with the medical staff.
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Re: Am I Blowing Holes in MY Shorts?

Postby prarie doggin on Sep 12 2017 7:11 pm

All of my kids leaked diarrhea on to me at one time or another, so I guess it's my daughters turn now. He checked out ok at doctor and is on a restricted diet until it clears up. He did have a classic moment for a 2 1/2 year old a few weeks back. While leaving the house with his parents, and with doting relatives hanging around, he decided that he could put his shoes on all by himself. He did a great job, only they were on the wrong feet. When he stood up and realized this he said, "I'm a fucking idiot". I about lost it.
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