[irritablebowelboy]

Daphne, I realized later in the day those farts were not farts but poop.

[prarie doggin]

What gave it away? The wet socks?

[ChiefThunderbutt]

Or perhaps the lingering stench!

[spattacus]

Daphne, I realized later in the day those farts were not farts but poop.

I'm hoping that airline pilot or rocket scientist are not on your preferred vocation list.

[prarie doggin]

I think a rocket scientist would be ok Spat, but I really hate when a pilot walks back through the passenger cabin with shit sloshing out the bottom of his pants.

[Poothagoras]

Considering recent news events, I wonder how the airlines would react to that.

[spattacus]

Yeah, it would make you think that if he'd frightened himself that much on take-off; what's the landing going to be like!

[sittingpretty]

He realized he pooped his pants when he heard snap crackle pop when he sat down as the poop dried in his pants and on his butt.

[Poothagoras]

As a pilot, would pooping oneself incur less disciplinary action than sleeping? Would it be any different if the co-pilot was involved as well?

Also, I would think the dried poo would be very itchy.

[prarie doggin]

*after an extremely rough landing*

pilot, "wow that was the shortest runway I ever saw"
co-pilot, "yeah, and so wide"

[Deja Poo]

Pilot: The last time we were here, I remember the runway lights being on the ground, not up on poles.
Co-Pilot: Yeah, and the gate was marked 17A, not "Wal-Mart".

MMC: "What the fuck are you dickwads doing here? Did some dumass raghead hijack this piece of shit and forget that he's supposed to slam it in the building, not park it out in front? Don't you idiots know that you're supposed to rip out the seats and put them on your front porch if you want to look like you live in a friggin' hillybilly castle? And how are you fucknuts supposed to get the coon dogs on to the top of the fucking plane?????

Now, get that piece of shit hunk of junk to the Excursion Buses lot right his fucking moment. You've got my gawddam minivan blocked in and I have to take a shit so bad my eyes are turning brown. If you dipshits make me shit my britches in front of my kids, I'm going to come up there and bust a cap in your asses. And I don't give a shit what those lame-dicks at TSA have to say about it either. Fuck you, fuck them and fuck the whole damn plane, but get the fuck out of here before I drop a load the size of Montana on your fucking cockpit window."

[spattacus]

Gawd! Deja Poo is MMC!

[Thunderbox]

I think you`re right, Spatty - two cheeks off the same arse .

[Mrs. Mad Crapper]

Oh what the fuck ever I would never make so many spelling mistakes and I'd say fuck at least 10 more fucking times. Jeez!

[themiker]

I went a whole day eatting nothing but salads. That night my poo was green like a christmas tree