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floater
by vegetarian pooper on Oct 20 2009 9:57 pm
I just pooped a few minutes ago and it came out full of gas bubles,I had to flush 4 times,so any way the poop looked almost like swiss cheese because of the gas,it made me fart 10 times wile on the toilet ,was green and about the size of a soda can
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Re: floater
by Thunderbox on Oct 21 2009 3:11 am
That`s the kind of turd you`d expect to come out of the little green men from Mars. Are you a space alien, vp?
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Re: floater
by prarie doggin on Oct 21 2009 6:38 am
A soda can is not so impressive VP. When you get one the size of a tomato juice can, get back to us. That is if you can manage to walk over to your keyboard.
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Re: floater
by Deja Poo on Oct 23 2009 7:23 pm
You're poop was flat and had a bunch of holes in it???????
The last time I saw green human poop, it was at the bottom of my infant son's diaper. Maybe you're digestive tract is regressing.
The last time I saw green human poop, it was at the bottom of my infant son's diaper. Maybe you're digestive tract is regressing.
Excuse me, but would you mind holding that thought for a minute? I would hate to miss a moment of this conversation but I feel a vicious shit coming on and I must really bear down on this turd.
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Re: floater
by prarie doggin on Oct 23 2009 7:39 pm
Oh, the green, gassy, swiss cheese, soda can shits? I have them all the time.
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Re: floater
by ChiefThunderbutt on Oct 24 2009 6:52 am
My specialty is the limberger scented braunschweiger shaped turd.
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Re: floater
by Bilgepump on Oct 24 2009 6:56 pm
Veg...I'm gonna write a story in the style I have learned from you. Concise, to the point, no wasted vocabulary. Efficient.
One time, I had a dog. It had fur. And a tail.
The end.
One time, I had a dog. It had fur. And a tail.
The end.
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Re: floater
by prarie doggin on Oct 24 2009 8:21 pm
Bilge, allow me to bastardize your story so that it is more accurate.
One time, I had a cat. It had fur. I wiped my ass with it.
The end
One time, I had a cat. It had fur. I wiped my ass with it.
The end
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Re: floater
by vegetarian pooper on Nov 07 2009 12:54 am
y,all very silly human beings know that? and thunderbox,I am not from mars ok..Im from springfield ohio(thats not mars!) silly 
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Re: floater
by daphne on Nov 07 2009 12:57 am
Do you know the Simpsons?
The human gene pool could use a little chlorine
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Re: floater
by vegetarian pooper on Nov 07 2009 1:08 am
no..I don't the simpsons are in ilinoise not ohio..sorry
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Re: floater
by daphne on Nov 07 2009 1:11 am
I didn't say which Simpsons.
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Re: floater
by Deja Poo on Nov 07 2009 9:17 am
If it was from California, it could be the OJ Simpsons. But then you would have to include the Veg-o-matic.
Excuse me, but would you mind holding that thought for a minute? I would hate to miss a moment of this conversation but I feel a vicious shit coming on and I must really bear down on this turd.
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Re: floater
by Artful Dodger on Nov 07 2009 12:09 pm
Rain Veg wrote:I just pooped a few minutes ago and it came out full of gas bubles,I had to flush 4 times,so any way the poop looked almost like swiss cheese because of the gas,it made me fart 10 times wile on the toilet ,was green and about the size of a soda can
I had to flush four times. And I farted ten times. Definitely ten times. Yeah. Ten times, in my boxer shorts. I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.
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