Today at the gym I experienced something that I needed to tell someone about, and this forum seems like a good place.
I'm going about my workout as normal when I felt the need to take a piss. The locker rooms are on the complete other end of the gym, and I don't feel like walking, but there is a one-person unisex bathroom nearby. I head over and the door's locked. I knock, and a female voice says "just a minute".
So I decide it's better to wait than walk, and resume lifting. About 10 minutes later, she's still in there. I'm about to just head over to the locker rooms when the door opens. She's a college age girl, about 5'8", athletic (but not muscular) build, sizeable tits, cute face. Easy 8 on a scale of 10. As I head over to the bathroom, I smile and make eye contact - she makes a weird face and looks away. I think maybe my hair is messed up or something. Heh, I only wish that had turned out to be the case.
The second I opened the bathroom door, I was immediately assaulted with an unbelievable wave of stink. It was like being punched in the stomach and kicked in the balls, simultaneously. If I had any brains, I would've turned around right there. Instead, I shut the door and locked myself inside.
I approach the toilet, and the situation only gets worse. The inside of the bowl has several massive poop stains. The water is brownish and there are several strands of toilet paper floating around. Literally gagging at this point, I whip out my equipment and try to force the urine out of me as fast as possible. Upon finishing, I flush, and not surprisingly, the water begins to rise meaning that this girl actually clogged the toilet as well. I bust out of the bathroom asap (forget washing my hands) and take some deep breaths of fresh air.
Now I'm not some kind of idiot who doesn't think that girls don't fart or burp or take dumps. But this was far, FAR beyond simply "taking a dump". This girl turned the bathroom into a third-world country. I have never encountered a shit, male or female, that smelled nearly as bad.
So my question is, has anyone else ever come across a girl whose poop completely destroyed a bathroom? And I'm not talking about 80-year olds or morbidly obese girls. I'm talking about girls that are at least reasonably attractive. Was my experience one in a million, or is there a secret legion of hot girls who take massive, horrible smelling dumps?