[Hugo Hilton]

Today at the gym I experienced something that I needed to tell someone about, and this forum seems like a good place.

I'm going about my workout as normal when I felt the need to take a piss. The locker rooms are on the complete other end of the gym, and I don't feel like walking, but there is a one-person unisex bathroom nearby. I head over and the door's locked. I knock, and a female voice says "just a minute".

So I decide it's better to wait than walk, and resume lifting. About 10 minutes later, she's still in there. I'm about to just head over to the locker rooms when the door opens. She's a college age girl, about 5'8", athletic (but not muscular) build, sizeable tits, cute face. Easy 8 on a scale of 10. As I head over to the bathroom, I smile and make eye contact - she makes a weird face and looks away. I think maybe my hair is messed up or something. Heh, I only wish that had turned out to be the case.

The second I opened the bathroom door, I was immediately assaulted with an unbelievable wave of stink. It was like being punched in the stomach and kicked in the balls, simultaneously. If I had any brains, I would've turned around right there. Instead, I shut the door and locked myself inside.

I approach the toilet, and the situation only gets worse. The inside of the bowl has several massive poop stains. The water is brownish and there are several strands of toilet paper floating around. Literally gagging at this point, I whip out my equipment and try to force the urine out of me as fast as possible. Upon finishing, I flush, and not surprisingly, the water begins to rise meaning that this girl actually clogged the toilet as well. I bust out of the bathroom asap (forget washing my hands) and take some deep breaths of fresh air.

Now I'm not some kind of idiot who doesn't think that girls don't fart or burp or take dumps. But this was far, FAR beyond simply "taking a dump". This girl turned the bathroom into a third-world country. I have never encountered a shit, male or female, that smelled nearly as bad.

So my question is, has anyone else ever come across a girl whose poop completely destroyed a bathroom? And I'm not talking about 80-year olds or morbidly obese girls. I'm talking about girls that are at least reasonably attractive. Was my experience one in a million, or is there a secret legion of hot girls who take massive, horrible smelling dumps?

[doniker]

First of all I don't know who you are and I'm not sure of your motives on PoopReport.

Normally I would just ignore your post until later and see how others respond first but I am bored so I will answer now.

Men, fat chicks, 80 year olds, thin chicks, etc....they are human. They eat. They shit. It stinks.

Grow up.

[Fudgepump]

Never happened to me, Hugo. But like doniker said, eveyone's probably done it at one time or another...you were just there to experience the aftermath first hand.

Kinda shocking, I guess - regardless of what the babe looked like. Sometimes I'm uncomfortable around a group of people that I don't know really well, like at a party or something. A little mental trick I used to use sometimes to put myself more at ease was picturing these strangers with their asses planted on the seat, pants around ankles and grunting out a Superfund-site dump.

Kinda puts everyone on a level playing field, know what I mean?

[Mighty Dyckerson]

How can you be sure it was the cute chick who released the stink bomb? Perhaps it was someone who was in there before her.

[doniker]

How can you be sure it was the cute chick who released the stink bomb? Perhaps it was someone who was in there before her.

Yes your right!!!
You know why??
Because it is absolutely impossible for a cute chick to take a nasty dump!!!

[Fudgepump]

Of course they don't, doniker! Their loaves smell like rosewater, and sometimes even come out with cute little ribbons tied around them.

[Mighty Dyckerson]

How can you be sure it was the cute chick who released the stink bomb? Perhaps it was someone who was in there before her.

Yes your right!!!
You know why??
Because it is absolutely impossible for a cute chick to take a nasty dump!!!

Unless they read one of your posts!!!

[Fudgepump]

*WOW - cross-thread antagonism...all right!!!*

[Hugo Hilton]

Doniker: Motives? Not sure what you're talking about, I was just sharing a story. And yes, I understand that girls are human and they shit - what I found amazing is that this dump seemed more in line with an elephant.

Mighty: True, I can't be certain it was the girl. But she was in the bathroom for over 10 minutes, I could barely stay in there for 30 seconds without losing my lunch. So I have to assume either she was the dumper, or she was born without a sense of smell.

[daphne]

I think this is kind of funny. Don't feel so bad.

[onepunchlou]

yea ther are a few women on a scale of 0-10 that can literally blow the lid off a toilet,my girl friend had gastric by pass and what ever she eats comes out verry toxic uttmost to the point of making a man gag & cry at the same time . and let me tell you about the dollar store inccident one day we went to the dollar store she complained!that her stomach was bothering her.well to my suprise all the back in the back of the store she was looking at some things /iwas in the front.looking at dvds then all the sudden 4-5 people came running gaging /and coughing waving there hands in the air and complaining that some stunk so bad they had to run out side to get fresh air.lo and behold here comes my girl moseying up to pay for her stuff with a smirk on her face i said whats going on back there she says ill tell you when we go out side /she says i cut a fart and the manager had to literaly use a whole can of (magic money spray)air freshner to knock out the stinch of the fart /so the moral is yes even womwn who are a ten can clear a dollar general store lol

[doniker]

You shop at the dollar store? Never would have guessed it.

[The Big Wiper]

Too funny, doniker!

[Bunga Din]

my girl friend had gastric by pass fart /so the moral is yes even womwn who are a ten can clear a dollar general store lol

One more reason not to date TEN YEAR OLDS!!!!!

[onepunchlou]

(butt) at least i know how to leave a stink among other things ive got to tell you im the champion/if you could let a fart thats sooo bad to clear out two rooms with 68 poeple in it you can be the champ k