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Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Feb 02 2017 12:54 pm

The great groundhogs have spoken. The official Yankee Groundhog, Punxsutawney Phil, has decreed that Yankistan is doomed to six more weeks of winter. The more benign southern groundhog, Gen. Beauregard Lee, is prognosticating an early spring for we who dwell in the land of cotton. So...while you northerners are shoveling snow from your sidewalks and sliding off your ice coated highways into ditches where your frozen corpses will be found after the spring thaw...think about me. I'll be sunning at the side of Lake Tansi clad only in my mankini with a mint julep grasped firmly in my hand.
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby prarie doggin on Feb 03 2017 7:15 pm

The local groundhog Chuck from Staten Island saw no shadow and I take that decree to cover my area. Chuck had actually refused to come out of his den until he was told that the NYC Mayor would not be holding him at the ceremony.

Chief, frostbite and hypothermia actually build character.
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Feb 03 2017 9:46 pm

prarie doggin wrote:The local groundhog Chuck from Staten Island saw no shadow and I take that decree to cover my area. Chuck had actually refused to come out of his den until he was told that the NYC Mayor would not be holding him at the ceremony.

Chief, frostbite and hypothermia actually build character.


No snide comments about me in a mankini? No mention of melon-ballers or grapefruit spoons? You disappoint me Mr Doggin. :-(
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby Jack Schitt on Feb 04 2017 4:47 pm

ChiefThunderbutt wrote:
No snide comments about me in a mankini?

Chief, that's an image even the most disturbed among us don't want to conjure up.
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby prarie doggin on Feb 04 2017 9:10 pm

Yes Chief. I didn't mention melon ballers because I would have needed something more like an ice cream scoop to not only gouge out my eyes, but also the temporal and occipital lobes of my brain.
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Feb 05 2017 8:14 pm

prarie doggin wrote:Yes Chief. I didn't mention melon ballers because I would have needed something more like an ice cream scoop to not only gouge out my eyes, but also the temporal and occipital lobes of my brain.


Both you and Jack give me great pride in my hillbilly manliness. Now I think I'll don my crotchless overalls.
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby prarie doggin on Feb 06 2017 10:31 am

Will there be nipple cutouts for the straps? :o :o :o :o

Sorry Jack
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby Jack Schitt on Feb 06 2017 11:59 pm

At Chief's age, I think the cutouts would have to be down near the waistline, not in the straps.
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby prarie doggin on Feb 07 2017 7:30 am

:lol: I remember this older nurse that filed harrassment charges against her boss. Apparently he liked fondling the employees and he had snuck up behind her and put his hand down her shirt. When she was describing the attack, she told the judge "I don't know what he was thinking. He would have had better luck reaching under my shirt from the waist."
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Re: Suck it Up Buttercups!!

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Feb 07 2017 2:18 pm

If I had two faces do you think
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