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Ukrainian Underwear is a No No!!!

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Jul 05 2017 7:07 pm

Scientists from the University of Kiev have issued a stark warning to people all over the world about the dangers of wearing Ukrainian undercrackers.

“People need to be careful of Ukrainian shreddies, you really don’t want to expose yourself” Dr Nikas Falloffalot told a press conference in the Ukraine.

“You should be very careful about where you buy your budgie smugglers from, if they are from the Ukraine you need to be very careful because Chernobyl Fallout.”

The town of Chernobyl is famous for Soviet underpants production in the 1970’s and 1980’s and exporting Fast Airborne Radioactive iso-Topes (FARTs) around Europe.

In other news Soviet era underpants have faulty buttons and you run the risk of your knob falling out.
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Re: Ukrainian Underwear is a No No!!!

Postby prarie doggin on Jul 06 2017 8:02 am

I wear French underwear. They only come in basic white and, with the addition of a hastily found branch, can be made into an inpromptu flag.
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Re: Ukrainian Underwear is a No No!!!

Postby tuba cheeks on Jul 06 2017 10:47 pm

Budgie smugglers?? Never heard that one before.

Don't know about Ukranian under crackers, but I have seen plenty of Ukranian women whose underwear I'd love to get off of them!
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Re: Ukrainian Underwear is a No No!!!

Postby prarie doggin on Jul 07 2017 6:16 pm

I think the term "budgie smuggler" was introduced here by our dear departed friend Blind Mullet. That, and other words/phrases, have certainly enriched my vocabulary.

Tuba, I have to concur on the hotness of Ukraine women, but it seems they all turn into babushka wearing men by the time they're 50.
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Re: Ukrainian Underwear is a No No!!!

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Jul 09 2017 5:55 pm

Older women in babushkas can be very sexy and quite charming!


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Re: Ukrainian Underwear is a No No!!!

Postby prarie doggin on Jul 10 2017 8:09 am

Thanks for making my point Chief. Now if I can only get this memory part of my brain scooped out....
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