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Farting Three Stooges

Postby ABRAHAM LINCOLNLOGS on Mar 21 2011 11:07 am

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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby prarie doggin on Mar 21 2011 11:16 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: Isn't it a shame that we can't enjoy quality comedy like this any more? Damn all the uptight PC people.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby ABRAHAM LINCOLNLOGS on Mar 21 2011 11:23 am

prarie doggin wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Isn't it a shame that we can't enjoy quality comedy like this any more? Damn all the uptight PC people.


How true- my favorite part is the dog :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby Mighty Dyckerson on Mar 21 2011 6:06 pm

That video was humorous.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby blind mullet on Mar 21 2011 7:59 pm

Yep, made me laugh, too. I also thought the dog bit was the best.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby Deja Poo on Mar 22 2011 2:26 pm

My sister used to have a dog that would walk up to you and look up into your face. Once you had made eye contact, it would fart loud and proud, while continuing to stare at your face. I swear that I think that dog was doing it just so that he could see your reaction. That dog definitely had a sense of humor.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby spattacus on Mar 24 2011 10:33 am

All of our dogs were expert farters. One used to fart whilst lying on his side, supposedly asleep. He wouldn't move but his stumpy tail would start to wag slowly, waiting for a reaction. If you sniffed, commented or choked, the tail would go into hyper-drive. :lol:
Another would climb onto my lap (all 80 odd lbs of him) while I was sitting in the lounge with my feet up, shuffle around until he was comfortable - usually with his arse wedged between me and the side of the chair and then go to sleep. It was OK for him to fart, but if I did (and I'd always try 8) ), he'd get up, give me the dirtiest black-look imaginable and stalk off, huffing.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby Deja Poo on Mar 24 2011 10:53 am

That's because your farts didn't stink enough like dog biscuit and cat poop, Spatty. In order to get your dog's approval, you should add more dog biscuit and cat poop to your diet.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby prarie doggin on Mar 24 2011 12:02 pm

spattacus wrote:dirtiest black-look imaginable


One time I was sleeping on my side on the couch (sort of in an "S" position). Something stirred me and I woke up and let out a huge fart. Unknown to me, my tiny dog had foolishly fallen asleep in the warm nook between my ass and my calves. She shot up like a jack-in-the-box on steroids and if looks could kill, I wouldn't be here right now.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby Deja Poo on Mar 24 2011 12:23 pm

Waddya know? PD has a rocket-propelled ankle biter. Maybe we should fire that puppy at Libya instead of Tomahawks.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby prarie doggin on Mar 24 2011 12:52 pm

I'm sure I could be more accurate.
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby michaelgmaloy on May 03 2011 10:41 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: good video
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby Thunderbox on May 24 2011 12:37 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Farting Three Stooges

Postby ABRAHAM LINCOLNLOGS on Aug 23 2011 8:43 am

Found another Farting Three Stooges
http://youtu.be/ntpy57EOloQ
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