[Dr. Strangeturd]

This is where Dumpster can put his really incorrect joke...as can everyone else here. I don't really have any to start with.

[Double Flush]

This one is old but I like it...

I spent a night with Bill Gates, and, well, I know why he calls his company Micro-soft...

Only really politically incorrect jokes I can think of are highly racist so I won't post them. Everyone of every race poops, so we all have an equal chance here at PR. No need for me to bash any particular groups.

Fine.... just one. Black people(niggers), don't send angry mobs after me unless the mobs also have Mexicans(beaners and wetbacks), Europeans(no racial slur needed, they have B.O.), white people(crackers and honkys), and Asians(chinks). I bash'em all. Just not on PoopReport.

[Hu Flung Dung]

I agree with Double Flush. There's no need to be racist when you can be an equal opportunity offender.

As for politically incorrect, how about the adage; Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. It doesn't matter who wins, you're still retarded.

HFD

[Double Flush]

I agree with Hu Flung Dung. I argue on the Internet. I am sofa king we todd dead.

Flaming each other over something stupid is also retarded. I can see flaming being fine if you are genuinely pissed at someone, a group, or some company, but not just to try to make yourself look better than someone else. Flaming like that just makes you look worse. At least keep the flames to something like what you'd find around here.

And a little mini-rant from me, I guess it's politically incorrect. People need to pull their heads out of their asses and stop worrying about little things. Shit happens. Worry about the big picture.

[bad translation]It is in everyone's best interest that everyone's craniums be removed from their rectums so that they may have a better view of the world, including an understanding that nutritionally-drained dehydrated biological waste material happens.[/bad translation]

[Dr. Strangeturd]

I agree DF, most of the politically incorrect jokes I know are racist, and I don't feel they're good to put here.


A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion with his Lord, the atheist never even looked twice at a church. However, the atheist's life was good, he had a well-paying job and a beautiful wife, and his children were healthy and good-natured, whereas the pious man's job was strenuous and his wages were low, his wife was getting fatter every day and his kids wouldn't give him the time of the day.

So one day, deep in prayer as usual, he raised his eyes towards heaven and asked: "Oh God, I honor you every day, I ask your advice for every problem and confess to you my every sin. Yet my neighbour, who doesn't even believe in you and certainly never prays, seems blessed with every happiness, while I go poor and suffer many an indignity. Why is this?" And a great voice was heard from above: "BECAUSE HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!"

[ScatoMan]

I read the following joke on a thread whose title was "World's Sickest Joke", and this is probably one of the worst...

How do you get a gay man to have sex with your girlfriend?

Shit in her cunt.

That one has out-grossed dead baby jokes, pedophilia jokes, and rape jokes - I speak from experience. Try it.

Edited to add:

In fact, here's the thread in question. Enjoy!

http://www.b3ta.com/questions/sickjokes/

[The Dumpster]

Q: Why do all Italian men have moustaches?

A: So they can look like their mothers.

(That wasn't the one I'm actually dying to tell....)

[The Dumpster]

....And neither is this one, but....

This guy is colorblind. He wants to get married, but every time he tells a girlfriend about it, she won't marry him, because this problem is hereditary.

So he finally figures out he'd better keep quiet about his problem with the next girl he meets. He does, until one night, five years and three children later, they are sitting around after supper, and he finally confesses.

"Honey, I need to tell you something about me. I need you to know that I am colorblind."

The wife responds, "you sho' is!"

[Hu Flung Dung]

Dumpster, stop teasing with the lame ones. Out with the good shit!

[The Dumpster]

Not right now, Hu. I'm in some trouble over on the main page for speaking my mind a bit too freely, so I need to behave for a while.

[Double Flush]

but... but... what about "no holds barred"?

I speak my mind too, and get "Lame Comment!" tags, but life goes on and people get to see my opnion, lame or not.

[The Dumpster]

Here's another one:

A: Totem Pole.

Q: Why does an Indian wear a jockstrap?

[SamDamnit!]

What did Jeff Dahlmer say to Lorena Bobbit?


You gonna eat that?

[SamDamnit!]

http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/index.php? ... Jokes6.txt

Bubba's Buttholes

Bubba died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer,were sent for. Daryl went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Daryl said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Daryl looked and said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer looked down and said, "No, it ain't Bubba. "The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two buttholes." "What? He had two buttholes?", said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew it. Every time we went to town, folks would say, "Here comes Bubba with them two buttholes..."

[WolfmanDave]

"Rush Limbaugh was arrested at an airport because he had illegal Viagra. So apparently, Dick Cheney isn't the only Republican who's locked and loaded." --David Letterman

"What is it with Republicans and Viagra? First Bob Dole, he was doing the ads for Viagra. Now you got Rush Limbaugh. Say what you want about Bill Clinton, but the man was always there to answer the call, ladies and gentlemen" --Jay Leno

"Rush Limp-baugh was detained for more than three hours at the Palm Beach Airport after officials found a bottle of Viagra in his possesion with someone else's name on it. Oooooooooooh. How ironic is that: the one Republican with a plan to get cheap prescription drugs and they try to arrest him." --Jay Leno

Seems to me oll Rush needs to get his pecker checked.. That and go into drug rehab.. Oh wait.. He did din't he