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by **dave** on Mar 29 2007 7:05 pm

PoopReporters: the fella behind Oxypowder -- yes, the colon cleanser -- has offered some to a PoopReporter who wants to try it out and write it up. Any volunteers?

by **doniker** on Mar 29 2007 7:31 pm

I am willing but is their a time limit?

I am not working but I do go to school. I am on Spring/Summer break May 27 to June 10....

I refuse to do any anal experiments unless I am at homebase.

Email me if I qualify.

by **dave** on Mar 29 2007 11:01 pm

I'm sure he'll be OK with that. Email me your address and I'll pass it to him.

by **The Shit Volcano** on Mar 30 2007 2:05 am

You'll "pass it to him"? Isn't that gonna be Doniker's job?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

*goes back into the corner*

by **Chip Brown** on Mar 30 2007 4:56 am

doniker, I hope your life insurance is up to date. Those bloody butchers at Oxypowder don't mind making a buck over a dead body. Godspeed my friend.

by **doniker** on Mar 30 2007 7:14 am

Chip Brown wrote:doniker, I hope your life insurance is up to date. Those bloody butchers at Oxypowder don't mind making a buck over a dead body. Godspeed my friend.

Really, got any info about this?

by **Chip Brown** on Mar 30 2007 11:32 am

Life insurance? No.

Oxypowder? Well... no, but any company that sells some useless nonsense product certainly doesn't give a shit about your health.

by **Bunga Din** on Mar 30 2007 7:44 pm

Gotta agree with Chip on that. I think these colon cleanse products and all are just a major scam on peoples fears of bad health (the hypochondriac group).

Eat decently and you should never need a laxative unless you have some preexisting medical ailment, and then a product like this STILL will not be what the doctor ordered.

BUTT, I await your report and am hoping for the worst!

(only for the sake of poopreporting doniker)

by **Dr. Strangeturd** on Apr 01 2007 7:30 am

What's Oxypowder?

Hell, I might be able to try to experiment on someone, but I wanna know what it is first.

by **doniker** on May 28 2007 7:13 pm

I have been gorging myself all weekend on greasy foods, BBQ and all kinds of other foods.

I am a bloated, drunken, fat slob.

Tomorrow I will start the OxyPowder. Stay tuned.

by **pablowpooper** on May 29 2007 12:10 am

What do you think would happen if some one was to take OxyPowder or something like it, with a recent history of a fissure?

Is there a warning on the stuff?

by **The Shit Volcano** on May 29 2007 4:07 am

Good luck, Doniker. I am waiting for the explosion story!

by **Randompoo** on Jun 09 2007 6:53 pm

I would not recommend that anyone actually ingest this product. I have two reasons for saying so:

1. Colon cleansing products are nothing but snake oil, at best. A normal colon doesn't contain any "impacted feces" or "undigested material". If it did, you would have obvious symptoms of severe illness. Promoting such a product as a "toxin purge" is just BS at its finest.

2. Some of these products are actively dangerous. Oxy-Powder includes among its ingredients the substance "ozonated magnesium oxides". The Material Safety Data Sheet for magnesium oxide is interesting, as it includes the remark that this substance, when ingested, causes GI upset and is cause to seek medical attention. Granted, the dose involved may be much less in Oxy-Powder than that considered toxic.

"Ozonated" implies that the products is infused with a high oxygen content, and that the stuff has strong oxygenating properties. Ozone is used in industrial settings to sterilize clothes and equipment, and is used in some hospitals to disinfect an area.

You don't want to kill all the bacteria in your colon. A healthy colon has an active bacterial colony of "good" bacteria that is part of the digestive system. The bacteria manufacture some of the nutrients the body needs. You can improve the good bacteria content if needed by eating yogurt with live bacteria cultures.

Frankly this product sounds harmful to me.

Basically it sounds like this stuff makes you crap violently. Oxy-Powder may be useful as a laxative, but there are plenty of proven products on the market for that.

by **doniker** on Jun 09 2007 7:04 pm

I have been using Oxy Powder for the last 2 weeks and it really didn't do much.

I did have alot of gas and cramping and I did shit alot but they are all solid (I did have one night of violent diarreah but it may have been from my 2 day binge of drinking Vodka and Cranberry).

I haven't had any "emergencies" and frankly I think the stuff is useless.

by **dave** on Jun 11 2007 7:53 pm

Doniker -- it'll be interesting if you quote Randompoo's warning in the article. Since nothing seems to be happening to you, it might be interesting to focus on the controversy this product generates: some people love it, some people hate it.

Oxypowder, anyone?