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Is homosexual incest normal among cats?

Postby Disco Poo on Mar 25 2003 5:49 pm

Seriously, is it? I caught my two fat male cats (who happen to be brothers) having sex a few minutes ago. On my bed :evil: :evil: Now that the sheets are in the wash, should I be worried about this development? They are just cats, but still....Ewww!!!!!!


I was surprised by who was where if you catch my drift.
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Postby PJbrownstuff on Mar 26 2003 9:23 am

I know that dogs will hump each other to gain dominance. My family has an older male dog and he will hump the younger one when they are playing around. They aren't brothers though.

So I guess this is totally unrelated to your question.
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Postby JuliaGulia on Mar 26 2003 4:29 pm

ok do you mean just humping or like...penetration? ha, anal cat sex. gross.
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Postby Disco Poo on Mar 26 2003 7:04 pm

*Sigh* I'm pretty sure there was penetration. Judging from the noises and umm....level of thrusting :oops:
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Postby softpooper on Mar 27 2003 10:31 am

Omigod.

Ask skidmark - I'm sure he has something to say on this.

Which cat was making the more noise - the penetrator or the penetratee?
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Postby Princess Gigglyfart on Mar 27 2003 7:39 pm

my boyfriend has this mangy male cat that humps his arm when hes trying to sleep... im sure it wouldnt hesitate to hump another male, although he may just be into human arms.
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Postby Di Uhreea on Mar 28 2003 1:09 am

I forget who from or where from I obtained this information (and why from ....) but someone once told me that all male cats are bisexual.

Don't know if it's true, don't know who could prove/disprove this and not too sure if that meant neutered or non-neutered.
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Postby Disco Poo on Mar 28 2003 2:46 am

One of them was making a low growling noise, but I'm not sure which one. I'm guessing the penetratee since the penetrator's mouth was full of the penetratee's neck. They were a lot quiter than other times I've heard cats going at it, maybe since neither of them are in heat.
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Postby AssBlaster2000 on Mar 28 2003 12:48 pm

Ouch . . . I feel bad for the cat who took it. Was his asshole bleeding? Cats' dicks have barbs just like their tongues, you know.

I used to have a family of parakeets - the parents and seven babies. After the babies grew up, they kind of all paired up with each other - the lone female with the father, the oldest male with the mother, and the remaining males with each other. It was weird, like a great big incestuous orgy. I guess the birds just didn't know the difference. I would have thought cats did, though.
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Postby Disco Poo on Mar 29 2003 2:22 am

I guess the cats don't remember that they're brothers? One of them is 9 and the other is 2.

I didn't notice any bleeding assholes, but again, my level of observation was not at its highest. I don't think I want to know how you know that about cats penises (peni?) :oops:
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Postby AssBlaster2000 on Mar 29 2003 7:58 am

Nothing sick or disgusting . . . my mom told me when I was a kid. She had a friend who was an animal breeder and groomer and I suppose in that line of work you learn some stuff. I never actually touched a cat's dick to find out. When you're a kid you just sort of believe everything you hear.
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Postby corncob on Apr 05 2003 6:33 am

Homosexuality is pretty normal amongst all sorts of animal species, from isolated sexual acts to pair-bonding. There's a great book about it called "Biological Exuberance." Also, not all other species have the same strict anti-incest taboos that humans do. And as you said, it's not like they necessarily even *know* they're relatives.
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Postby Princess Gigglyfart on Apr 11 2003 2:56 am

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Postby JoshAPerisho on Jul 19 2003 7:33 pm

um if you didnt know research has been done one the sexuality of animals it turns out gayness is totally natural its just a genetic defect SO GET OVER YOUR HOMOPHOBIA athour just! cats arent smart enough to question there sexuality they just follow there instincts so how can you call it wrong! there are many genetic defects in all species or at least a few homosexuality is just few of them so get over it!
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Postby JoshAPerisho on Jul 19 2003 7:43 pm

[quote="JoshAPerisho"]um if you didnt know research has been done one the sexuality of animals it turns out gayness is totally natural its just a genetic defect SO GET OVER YOUR HOMOPHOBIA athour just! cats arent smart enough to question there sexuality they just follow there instincts so how can you call it wrong! there are many genetic defects in all species or at least a few homosexuality is just few of them so get over it! just so you know studies have shown that at least some species know gender differences like wolf live in packs the top male is the leader! there must be alot of rarities of animal genes outthere that few people know about!
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