[Commode-O Dragon]

I was just thinking about this guy that I knew in college (if you read the post about PVC shavings, yeah, its the same guy) and this guy thought and talked about his ass all the time. Anyway, one day he told me that you could get a killer buzz immediately by taking a tampon, soaking it in vodka, and then inserting that into your anus. His reasoning was the vodka would go directly into your bloodstream through capillaries in your rectum. I haven't tried it, and he was rather iffy on the details himself as to whether is actually works or not, so I thought I would pose it to Poop Report and see if anyone has ever heard of this.

[honey_monster]

I've not heard of a vodka soaked tampon in the ass before, but a similar story which relies on the "capilleries in the ass takes it straight in the bloodstream" trick

Apparently (or alledgedly) the singer out of Fleetwood Mac used to have cocaine blown up her butt via a straw so that she wouldn't damage her nose. Pop myth or scientific fact?

Also, anyone who has blotter LSD, you can drop the offending bit of paper under your eyelid for intense pyschodelic trip heaven. This method is called "windowing" and also relies on the capilleries in the eye trick to get those drugs straight into the blood stream.

In summary, a vodka soaked tampon up the ass could posibly give the user a huge alcho buzz. But who wants to shove a tampon up their ass in the first place? I feel your "friend" may be a closet homosexual.

[AssBlaster2000]

We have had posters on here who shoved tampons up their asses, but never soaked with vodka. Shoving a tampon up your ass is just fucked up all the way around. Besides, one of the pleasures of vodka is actually drinking the vodka. COD, your friend is either a hardcore alcoholic, or a closet homo who just needs an excuse to shove things in his ass, or both.

[Commode-O Dragon]

Actually Ass Blaster, I am pretty sure this guy is an alcoholic, we don't see each other that much anymore, but every time I have seen him lately, he's been wasted off his ass, and was wasted off his ass 70% of the time when I saw him before too.
I prefer beer and mixed drinks myself, though I can do shots, but I never find any pleasure in it.
Man, you imagine the "booze shits" you get from gettin wasted off vodka soaked tampons!

[Chip Brown]

This is the same concept as a champagne enema, butt without the fizz.

[Disco Poo]

This is the first time since I've joined this website that I actually cringed and yelled "WHAT THE FUCK?" when reading a post. Seriously, that's some messed up shit who thinks of stuff like that?

[Chip Brown]

I once read an interesting article in a medical journal about concrete enemas. It included a case study of one guy who let the concrete begin to harden in his colon. It had be surgically removed (the journal had photos).

Like I've said before, asses are for shitting. Period.

[liquidy_poo]

good point, i think the butthole was only meant for brown things to leave it, nothing was meant to enter it

[poonurse]

Actually, there are many medications that can be given rectally. We probably all had Tylenol suppositories as kids, at one time or another...

[Disco Poo]

Yeah, and one of those convinced me that it's an out hole, not an in hole

[daphne]

Actually, Commode-O, one of the fastest and most medical-related ways I've EVER gotten a vodka buzz was from one of my pre-med friends in college.

She would get inhalers and we would do shots of vodka right smack into our lungs. Talk about immediate! Oh, avioli, sweet avioli. Same bloodstream idea, I guess.

[bigintestinedgirl]

lol yeah this dude is a closet homo but if any girls want to try it i think it would work the same way if you put it up your clit, but it might do some damage, satan knows i'm not sticking alcohol up either hole

[daphne]

Hey bigintestinegirl, about time you joined the forum!

[bigintestinedgirl]

lol yeah it's great to be here daphne

[Chip Brown]

bigintestinedgirls rule!