i don't grunt or groan when i poop. not sure why, though.
i also don't get constipated. in fact, i can't recall a time in my entire life that i was constipated. maybe when i was a kid, but i don't remember. i guess i must be pretty lucky in that regard, cuz people on here are always talking about being constipated. my brother used to get badly constipated when he was a kid because of his mega colon (which i've discussed on another thread), and i felt sorry for him because of all the crap he went through because of it. definitely unpleasant.
my poops don't get very big, and i can't even think of one that i looked at and went, "wow! that's a big poop!" my poops are always pretty small in circumference, but they do get kind of long. or, they would if they didn't break off on the way out every damn time. i'd really like it if one of these days i could get one out without it breaking, just so i can see how long they get. any suggestions??
i love poop.