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by **daphne** on Dec 08 2005 8:09 pm

Where the Hell is Bilgepump?

I am beginning to worry.

by **Bunga Din** on Dec 08 2005 8:43 pm

Is pance still missing too?

by **dave** on Dec 08 2005 9:46 pm

Bilge quit his job a few weeks ago and told me he "had to focus on finding a new one." Seems to me that would give him MORE time for PoopReporting.

You can email him through his profile! http://www.poopreport.com/user/504/contact Drop him a line. Bug him. We need him back.

Wonderpance is moving back in with her parents... so we should be seeing more of her soon.

by **AssBlaster2000** on Dec 08 2005 10:14 pm

Wonderpance never posted when she lived at her parents' house . . . she only ever posted from work. I think she did more posting on PR than working.

And why on Earth would Bilgepump quit a job as a TP salesman? That's just insane.

People always seem to leave PR when they either move or change/lose jobs. I've been on PR through 3 jobs and lived in 4 places. It's no excuse, people!

by **The Big Wiper** on Dec 08 2005 11:44 pm

I have to say that I truly admired Bilge's earnestness, and I was convinced that he was going to be one of those posters that hung around until he made uber.

But I'm willing to cut him some slack if he's worried about his finances. He should realize, though, that he'll get a sympathetic ear here on PR. My observation is that there's a great deal of flux in the lives of most PR'ers.

by **daphne** on Dec 09 2005 12:33 am

Yeah, we're "the kinder, gentler forum".

It's our motto.

by **Di Uhreea** on Dec 09 2005 1:01 pm

We're like a mild laxative.

by **The Big Wiper** on Dec 09 2005 5:29 pm

Yeah, instead of backbone, we give you fiber.

by **daphne** on Dec 10 2005 5:27 am

Aha! I have heard from the Bilge. He just found a new job!!! Cheers to the Bilgey. And, he should be back soon.

Let's all wait eagerly until he can give us the details himself. He's so cool.

by **Di Uhreea** on Dec 10 2005 5:55 am

Did he happen to mention what he was doing with all the money we gave him from the polls?
Maybe he's saving it for a prize for the Fantasy Football winner...

by **The Shit Volcano** on Dec 10 2005 7:18 pm

Bilgey left?!? NO!!!!

Oh, wait, you said he's coming back. Good. We're not done exchanging stupid jokes on the forums.

by **dave** on Dec 10 2005 9:07 pm

daphne wrote:Aha! I have heard from the Bilge. He just found a new job!!! Cheers to the Bilgey. And, he should be back soon.

Let's all wait eagerly until he can give us the details himself. He's so cool.

That's great. I, too, fawn over him.

by **Bilgepump** on Dec 13 2005 7:00 pm

Hmm...what's all the fuss about? I'm still counting toilet paper (Inventory Control Manager at Ramada Express in Laughlin Nevada). Thanks for the concern, and I'm sorry I worried you all. I've stated it before, and will do so, now....I found an internet home, and I ain't leaving, 'less ya kick me out...and that, I can assure you, will bring on the worst nightmares of shitrain, constipation, gas backup, and toilet pluggings you can imagine!!!

Good to be back, and I'll get back to blogging very very soon, Dave!

by **The Shit Volcano** on Dec 13 2005 8:08 pm

Welcome back, Bilgy! Now we just need to get Wonderpance back online and the whole Poop Report family will be complete.

by **AssBlaster2000** on Dec 13 2005 10:18 pm

Hooray for the new job, Bilge. But that's a far drive! (I put it in Mapquest. It's fun to see where other poopers live.) That's gotta suck a little.

Hey, Do We Need To Send In A Searchteam?