Do you support the impeachment of SamDamnit

[The Dumpster]

I don't know how to post pictures in here, so I can't join the fun in this particular thread. But keep it up guys! However, I wonder if Sam is just encouraging us to waste our time like this while he marshals the black helecopters out in the desert.

[Poop Shooter]

I wonder how they shit wearing those outfits?? Sam probably has laws and restrictions on that too.

What is this world coming to. I can't even pop a squat without having nightmares now. Woe is me when I gotta pee. I've never been one to be ruled by such an astute ruler as Sam.

Heck with it......I'm joining the PRM. (poop report malitia)

I'm seeking members to join me.

[The Dumpster]

PS, welcome to the forums, and I like your avatar. Can we borrow it to stick on Sam's butt for a few days?

[Poop Shooter]

why not! I borrowed it from someone else (shhhhhhh)

[Bunga Din]

Open letter to the PooPreme Court of Poopreportia:

I would like clarification whether by signing the Book of the Shameless it entitles me to protection from persecution and prosecution for shameful shitting. It is said at the beginning of the book:

"You may not always be Shameless. Sometimes, even the best of us are a bit Shameful. But, by inscribing your name to this roster, you are pledging to accept the doctrine of Shameless Shitting, and, more, forever respect the restroom rights of others, with the expectations that all others will respect yours."

[The Dumpster]

Bunga. you and AB2K are responsible for this debacle. I think it is up to the two of you to fix it.

[SamDamnit!]

I have a clear mandate to remain in office. Even now I am winging my way back to Poopreportia. This revolution will be quashed in it's infancy. I have designated General Rambark and General Buster to lead the poops against this poosergency.

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I am saddened to say that two members of the Poopreme court have passed away from natural causes. I have already gathered a group of potential appointments for those judgeships. They are the leading legal minds or our great site.

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As for the reports of urine therapy being used to keep our prisoners happy and healthy; they are true. We have the leading army nutritionist, Dr. Bubbles, working to keep our prisoners healthy and fit for intensive tortu........... um ........ interrogation.

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[Bunga Din]

Fantastic news everyone, as SamDamnit's forces of evil, tyranny, oppression and general yucky business have been stretched thin on so many fronts our brave compootriots in Guano-Tanamo Bay have been able to make a jailbreak. It all started when the urine therapy production facility consisting of our smallest troops, they saw an opening, they went for it and have been successful, not only that but Squishy and Pookums were also able to break free. New intelligence leads us to believe this whole war is being waged for financial gain by members within the Damnit crapinet. Once Squishy and Pookums get the sour taste of this whole affair from their mouths they've pledged to return to doodie to do what they do best, fighting for what's right.

[SamDamnit!]

You will all be glad to hear that we have captured the escaped terrorists, except for the feline contingent. They have been put to work in the poo mines.

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[Bunga Din]

Well people, I believe my crack troops have finally uncovered the dirt required to unseat this assministration. As we all know SamDamnit has been in exile in Pottie Arabia, taking orders from his foreign masters, this was actually a ruse, yes a ruse!

As we all know SamDamnit has been tireless in promoting "Mary, Mary". What struck Squishy and Pookums as odd was try as they might they could not ascertain anyone with that name...because there WASN'T! It is 2 seperate people, both named Mary and both Shameless shitters with domineering personalities who are using SamDamnit aS A TOY TO FURTHER THEIR NEFARIOUS AGENDA (pinky problem, sorry)!

As disturbing as these images are I believe it is imperative that citizens of Poopreportia understand just who rules here. The first picture shows Sam serving his masters, the second image shows just how tight the yoke of oppression is.

[The Dumpster]

Bunga, as compelling as your evidence is, I'm afraid your own motives have now been (once again) called into question. On the main page, no less an authority than AB2K writes, in "If you could, who would you upperdeck?" (http://www.poopreport.com/node/4223#comment):

So Bunga tells me to put up this poll . . .

And Sam is looking to flush turd terrorists out of hiding . . .

The only reasonable assumption here is that Bunga and Sam are in cahoots, working to catch any would-be infidels. See how our rights are being trampled here people? Can we stand for this? Imagine, a member of our trusted ranks like Bunga, working as a double agent for the Damnit administration. Cahoots, I tell ya.

If you see a suspicious man with a twitchy left pinky lurking around your bathroom, don't trust him. It's Bunga again, up to no good.

(Dammit. I'm breaking my own rules again. It's just like throwing snowballs in my house -- way too much fun.)

I am scared, Bunga, scared! I don't know who to believe, who to trust, anymore! It seems that the slimy tentacles of SamDamnit are reaching everywhere--restrained only, apparently, by his French Maid's outfit.

What is a lowly PoopReporter like me to DOO???

[Bunga Din]

In response to your worry I can allay all fears, my motives are entirely pure. As you know I have never sought election or glory for myself, only to have Poopreportia freed from the tyranny that this assministration has wrought. My reason for posting the poll was quite simple, as you can see from the second image SamDamnit seems quite busy taking care of his "masters" chores, my goal was to find soldiers who would like to make his job even more difficult. This is war my friends and unfortunately one cannot always abide by the strictures of the laws of the land.

Should I be successful in acquiring the troops I seek I believe we will keep SamDamnit if not on his toes, definitely on his knees.

[daphne]

This guy seems to love his country a great deal.....



I bet you could sign him up Bunga. Just watch out for the snakes.

[SamDamnit!]

Discomfortable cousin! know'st thou not
That when the searching eye of heaven is hid
Behind the globe, that lights the lower world,
Then thieves and robbers range abroad unseen
In murders and in outrage boldly here;
But when from under this terrestrial ball
He fires the proud tops of the eastern pines
And darts his light through every guilty hole,
Then murders, treasons, and detested sins,
The cloak of night being plucked from off their backs,
Stand bare and naked, trembling at themselves?

[The Dumpster]

Folks, this is getting really dangerous. Sam now thinks he is Richard II. Or Shakespeare. Or something.