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Postby Bunga Din on Mar 02 2006 2:06 pm

Since joining PR I've become a lot more aware of poop and all the attendant follies surrounding the act. While visiting a local restaurant and using the washroom I noticed that the toilet tank lid was replaced with a wooden lid. I just thought the other had broken or something but a closer inspection revealed that this new lid was secured to the wall behind it in a fashion to prevent access to the tank. Could they have been a victim of UpperDecking?

Being the curious type I sidled up to the bar ordered a coffee and started chatting with the bartender. It's not an easy subject to broach so I sort of ambled all around the place until I mentioned they always have a huge lineup outside on Wednesdays for the cheap draft promotion they run. I asked if the university kids caused a lot of trouble and she mentioned they had the odd fights but nothing else serious.

I then had to ask why the toilet tank lids were bolted to the wall. As soon as I said this she got pretty quiet and said "we're you trying to do something" and I said no but I had read somewhere that people pooped in the tanks to create problems.

She then told me her story.

Every Wednesday every one of their toilets would get upperdecked, because the washrooms are single use facilities it was impossible to tell who was doing it. They fought back the only way they could, by bolting the lids to the wall, since they've done that the problem has ceased.

Here are some pics of the place and the can. I couldn't get a clear pic of how it was bolted but I think it's not too hard to figure out.

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So as you can see the terrorists may score a point or two here and there but in the long run the side of good always prevails.

If you got an interesting story of how someone else fought back post it here.
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Postby dave on Mar 02 2006 8:15 pm

Good reporting, Bunga.

She totally thought it was you.
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Postby AssBlaster2000 on Mar 03 2006 1:12 am

Hmmmmm . . . something about these pictures looks Canadian to me, but I can't put my finger on it.

The juxtaposition of the word "Waterloo" on that bathroom cleaning log is simply serendipitous. Bunga, you live in the best PR-named town ever.

Your experience with the bartender reminds me of when I told the bartender about the clog in my hometown watering hole. He totally thought I clogged it. I swore I didn't. Even if he had I was too drunk to care. (It's not really hard to get me to that point!) I didn't tell him I was going to be telling his story on PR, though.
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