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by **The Dumpster** on Mar 10 2006 12:07 am

{Butt Trumpet Fanfare}

HEAR YE! FEAR YE!!

C. Everett Poop has officially and finally joined the forums!

{Loud chorus of raspberries}

Prepare for your noggins to be knocked around with the heavy bludgeon of common sense!

Will you join me in welcoming Everett? {Psst, everybody--maybe if we are nice to him, he won't make too much trouble....}

by **Bunga Din** on Mar 10 2006 1:11 am

Welcome CEP, I look forward to hearing your rebuttals and hope we can if not see eye to eye on things at least get a few laughs from each other.

by **The Shit Volcano** on Mar 10 2006 2:31 am

He should take over where SamDamnit left off with the presidency.

Though I've always thought that position should really be called Grand Poo-bah.

by **The Big Wiper** on Mar 10 2006 4:47 am

Welcome, CEP, from one Reagan admirer to another! We won't agree on everything, but I like your directness, and I trust you like mine!

Later.

by **The Dumpster** on Mar 10 2006 8:26 am

Everett, you are at your best when delivering your laconic one-liners. As someone wrote in the biography of my great-great-grandfather, who was a military man like yourself, "he was a master hand at bringing a conversation to a dead stop."

by **The Big Wiper** on Mar 10 2006 8:33 am

Scrreeeeeeeeeeeeeccchhhhh!!!!!

by **Poop Shooter** on Mar 10 2006 9:12 am

Welcome CEP!! May your time here be spent making shitty comments, poopy replies and instigating gassesous fumes!!

by **Bunga Din** on Mar 14 2006 2:47 pm

It would appear that C Everett Poop is either too busy flaming minorities and union members on other sites or has been finally hit with that section 8 we all knew was coming. Somehow I think Klinger looked better in a dress though.

by **The Dumpster** on Mar 14 2006 6:44 pm

It is a bit disappointing that we threw this nice welcoming party for Everett and he didn't show up. I even PM'ed him about it.

But think about it: If you were Everett, would you show up? Would he really still be the same Everett if he ever bothered to be polite?

I suggest we just drag a raw bull carcass to the entrance to his cave and leave it there as a peace offering.

by **AssBlaster2000** on Mar 14 2006 7:35 pm

I think if I were him I would have been freaked out by this whole welcome thread and discussion about me and probably would not have posted either.

by **Poop Shooter** on Mar 14 2006 8:00 pm

Ok CEP, I take back every thing nice I said about you. SHOW UP or shut up! Ok, I guess you did shut up by not posting. Golly jeepers Batman, what should we do now!

PS has had a couple 6-10 tonite so far. Don't mind me!

by **The Shit Volcano** on Mar 14 2006 10:13 pm

At least KeepOnCrappin hasn't registered. He's an idiot but he's not THAT stupid!

I noticed GottaGoGirl registered last night, so I would like to derail this thread and hijack it in her honor. Welcome sister!!!

by **Poop Shooter** on Mar 14 2006 10:16 pm

WELCOME KOC!!!!

I'm still amused that your a she versus a he!

by **The Dumpster** on Mar 14 2006 10:21 pm

Well, we might as well consume all this champagne and caviar in honor of somebody!

by **Poop Shooter** on Mar 16 2006 10:11 pm

I could change my name and everyone could celebrate my arrival?

-Shoot Pooper

WELCOME, C. EVERETT POOP!!