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Postby Dr. Strangeturd on Jul 09 2006 9:43 am

The weatherman on our local news, Tony Cavalier, had emergency surgery to remove a gerbil from his butt. No Fucking Joke!

He came in my store 2 weeks ago around 03:30 and was being a jackass, wanting me to sell him beer an hour and a half after alcohol sales are done. So I mentioned something about it. He turned red and left pretty quick. Just because you're a weatherman doesn't mean I can lose my job for you. If you act like a dckhead, I'll make you feel like one.
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Postby The Dumpster on Jul 09 2006 9:59 am

Dr. Strangeturd wrote:The weatherman on our local news, Tony Cavalier, had emergency surgery to remove a gerbil from his butt. No Fucking Joke!

Q: What did the brown gerbil say to the white gerbil?

A: You must be new around here.

Dr. Strangeturd also wrote:Just because you're a weatherman doesn't mean I can lose my job for you.

Being a minor celebrity like that can go to people's heads. Back when I was in college (pre Tush era), I dated the "weathergirl" from one of our local TV stations. We could never go out to eat without people literally lining up at our table to talk to her. After a couple of dates, I figured out she was getting off on that kind of attention much more than the kind I was giving her, so I moved on.
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Postby The Shit Volcano on Jul 09 2006 3:42 pm

Gilbert knows Jim Cantore. He says he's a pretty big shithead. Something about reporting the weather must do that to one.
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Postby The Dumpster on Jul 09 2006 4:06 pm

The Shit Volcano wrote:Gilbert knows Jim Cantore. He says he's a pretty big shithead. Something about reporting the weather must do that to one.

If only you could introduce me to Stephanie Abrams... (sigh).
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Postby Double Flush on Jul 09 2006 11:57 pm

Does anyone know Greg Fishel from WRAL by any chance?
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Postby doniker on May 30 2007 7:35 pm

Double Flush wrote:Flame and lame me as you will. I've shoved various things up my butt and it feels good. It doesn't mean I'm gay. I'm just horny and I'm willing to try it. Also I purposely look at large amounts of porn, cause that's what American youmg men do, and I'm an American young man.

It feels good to get that out in the open. Love or hate me according to your opinions.



I am a straight 43 year old man. I have heard that an orgasm can be intense if the prostate is played with during sex but I have never really tried this.

To me ass play (my ass) has no appeal sexually.

I can understand a gay man wanting to penetrate another man's ass to get pleasure and the gay man that gets penetrated getting off on satisfying his partner.

In porno movies that feature female anal porn it all looks so easy and fun to bang a woman's asshole. I once watched a flick where 10 dudes did this chick in every hole repeatedly for 2 hours. I must say that personal experience has taught me that anal sex is not that fun and glamorous.
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