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by **Fat Woman** on Nov 29 2006 9:35 pm

Hi Everyone,

This is my 1st post, I am new to this site. I was wondering if there are any other heavy women out there who have difficulty on the toilet like me. 90% of the time I am constipated. I am over 350 lbs and I think it has to do with my weight. I know diet is a factor and obviously at my size I don't have the best diet but I get constipated so easily! Laxatives do soften my stools but I have to strain just as hard to get it out. It takes me a really long time. I can't remember the last time I didn't take a half hour or more on the toilet. I also grunt lot, I can't help it. Fat women often strain when exerting themselves, like when they bend over or get up so struggling on the toilet can be tough. Luckily I live alone so I can be vocal and stay on the toilet as long as I need but it's different in public bathrooms. I try to use the handicapped stall so I can grip the wheelchair bar as I bear down and also to hoist myself up after. But it's impossible to be quiet and I have no choice but to grunt audibly. One time a mother and her little girl were next to me and while the mother was on the toilet her daughter peeked under the stall at me while I was straining away and trying to read a magazine to pass the time. I had already been there for a while and was getting exhausted. "Why are you making those sounds?" she asked me. I put down the magazine and told her I was grunting as I tried to poo. "My mommy is pooing and doesn't make those sounds," she said. I told her large women sometimes have a hard time. Then a huge strain overcame me and I gripped my belly and told herbetween grunts to give me some privacy and she did.

I would LOVE to hear from other fat women wh struggle on the toilet. I know you are out there. Please post or email me.

by **The Dumpster** on Nov 29 2006 9:42 pm

FW, welcome to the site, and please let me suggest you contact my good friend, Bunga Din, who really, really grooves to the likes of you.

Best regards....

by **Fart Poopie** on Nov 29 2006 10:08 pm

FW, welcome to the boards.

You should go to a doctor and ask if they can put you on Zelnorm. It's a pill that helps women who suffer from IBS with constipation (it has helped some men too). I'm currently on zelnorm, and it's working great for me, so I can tell you it's worth talking to your doctor about it.

Good luck.

by **Bunga Din** on Nov 30 2006 11:34 am

Dumpster, where did I say I had a penchant for unhealthily large women?

Are you confusing Splatwoman with FatWoman?

by **The Dumpster** on Nov 30 2006 11:41 am

Just yankin' your chain a little bit, Bunga. Knowing what a suave ladies' man you are, I thought if you paid the poor dear some attention, it might motivate her in a more positive direction. Are you saying she is too much woman for you?

by **Bunga Din** on Nov 30 2006 11:59 am

You keep yanking my chain like that Dumpster and you and me are going straight................................................................................to the gaybar, I'll buy the first drink, cutie!

by **The Dumpster** on Nov 30 2006 12:06 pm

Bunga Din wrote:You keep yanking my chain like that Dumpster and you and me are going straight................................................................................to the gaybar, I'll buy the first drink, cutie!

And would you also be so kind as to push in my stool? :wink:

by **Di Uhreea** on Nov 30 2006 3:32 pm

Don't spend all your money!

by **Double Flush** on Nov 30 2006 5:24 pm

...yet. Save some for next month.

by **Fart Poopie** on Nov 30 2006 5:38 pm

Yeah. Save the celebration for AFTER exams.

by **daphne** on Nov 30 2006 6:38 pm

I hope that you find some help in the forums, Fat Woman. One thing I can tell you about constipation is that no matter your weight, exercise is a great relief for it. Do you walk or swim? Simply taking a nice walk might help to begin with.

Also, what's your diet like? The first word in help is probably psyllium husk. But check with our local herbalogist Pooperscooper as how to properly use it. And make sure to drink lots of water. Always. Welcome aboard.

by **C Everett Poop** on Dec 01 2006 9:58 am

I think fatwoman is a troll, dropping some juicy bait in the form of her phony grunting story. Bunga, I knew you were a flamer.

by **The Dumpster** on Dec 01 2006 9:03 pm

Calm down, Everett. Just fantasize that Fat Woman is really Maxine Waters, and I'll bet you'll have the old keyboard all sticky again in no time.

by **C Everett Poop** on Dec 01 2006 11:15 pm

Dumpster, did Spermdamnit steal your login or have you turned gay?

by **The Dumpster** on Dec 01 2006 11:51 pm

Watch out, Everett, or I'll have to take time out from chasing ambulances and shaking down blameless corporations with frivolous lawsuits in order to deal with YOU!

You might want to put your carrier on notice. Er, I mean your insurance carrier, NOT the USS Abraham Lincoln.

Heavy women and constipation