[The Shit Volcano]

Among all the other crappy things that are happening at my house (like my mom breaking her shoulder) my fucking gallbladder had to fail in the middle of it all! After getting stuck in the arm a million times and undergoing a test that lit up my guts like a Christmas tree, they've recommended surgery to remove the stupid thing. Disadvantage to me. Advantage to PR.

The gallbladder processes fat toxins in your system and people without them have poop problems. (Sometimes.) Could this be a story in the making?

I'll be sure to write up my shit adventures. If any.

[Double Flush]

Whatever comes of it, good luck! Hopefully everything will turn out for the better.

[shitwit]

Oh yes.... this is definitely a poop report in the making! No matter how you poop now, it will never be the same again! My dad had his out 16 years ago and he gets nasty runs when he eats fatty foods. A friend of mine at work also has a very sensitive gut now (and it always seems to get all hot and bothered when she gets all stressed out). Another girl I used to work with had hers out and she only could say (in her thick Colombian accent): "I have to go, go, go, and go more poops everyday"

I wish you the best with this one! The surgery is really simple now and the recovery may be even faster than when little Gordon was born. It's amazing how fast you'll be back on your feet.

Just be wary of the hospital staff and all their probing questions after the surgery is done. If they ask you if you can pass gas, always say yes! Otherwise they starve you on a clear liquid diet for way too long!

[doniker]

my father had his gall bladder removed several years ago and you may remember my poop stories about his problems.

He will be 70 in June and has to stick to a very bland diet...he hasn't dropped a real turd in 20 years. He is either constipated or has the runs all the time.

This isn't all due to the gall bladder removal...he does have other problems.

My ex-girlfriend also had her gall bladder out and she got sick if she ate certain foods....

good luck..

[The Dumpster]

Best wishes and all that, TSV. When is this to take place?

[Chip Brown]

no more peanut butter for you.

[Double Flush]

...If they ask you if you can pass gas, always say yes!...

Or just fart audibly

[Dr. Strangeturd]

My dad has to have the same surgery in about a month.

Hopefully I'll have a couple stories as well.

[dookie of hazzard]

Gallbladders produce bile, so without bile, your going to be having some slow moving turds.

[The Shit Volcano]

All this stuff is already happening and I haven't even had it out yet. The thing is just sitting in there swelling and not producing anything but VERY painful shit. (But I'll save that for the story.) These doctors and insurance people better hurry up or I AM using the butcher block in the kitchen!!!

[The Shit Volcano]

Hate to double post, but here's an update.

the surgery is set for March 8th. Apparently I have something called "chronic inflamatory colocystis", or something long-winded like that. Stones didn't show up on either the ultrasound or the HIDA scan, so they are certain it's an infection. Unfortunately, they won't know for sure until it's out.

Either way, after March 8th (and after I come down from my medicine high) perhaps I will have that poop story written. I've already had a few adventures and my gallbladder is still in there.

[Dr. Strangeturd]

It is considered proper etiquette to double post, because the last post was like 3 weeks ago. No need to apologize, TSV.

[The Shit Volcano]

I leave tomorrow morning. See you guys on Friday, if I'm not too stoned to operate the computer.

[Dr. Strangeturd]

If you are, come on and post anyways.

We won't make fun of you for being ripped on here.

Have fun. Make sure to lick the tongue depressors and put them back!!!

[The Shit Volcano]

Ow! Don't make me laugh like that, Strangeturd. It made my incisions hurt!