[Sargent Pooper]

Yes, another work related story. [sometimes i wonder why i still work there].

Anywhoo, last night started off as any other sunday night. Got to work around 4, had dinner around 5, went to bake a loaf around 8. Except... when i entered the mens room (1 toilet / 1 urinal), i was greeted with a dense green brown fog of crapfunkâ„¢ emanating from the stall. Upon inspection, i found that the toilet has been completely destroyed, with flecks of crap all over the pot. The front of the bowl, the floor in front of the toilet,, the seat, the front and top of the tank, and the wall behind the toilet were all covered in a layer of shit. The only way i can imagine it happening is if someone with an explosive case of the runs bent over and aimed the arse at the wall.

Now, i dont know if it was the same person, but there was also a small pile of poo in the urinal. The urinal that does not flush, and has an 'out of order -- do not use' sign on it. It cant even handle pee and someone POO'd in it!! NOOOOOOOO!

Before you ask... i crapped in the ladies room (after making sure it was empty, of course )

[GottaGoGirl]

Well, men and women use the same one at home. A crapper is a crapper.

[Dr. Strangeturd]

I always use the women's shitter at work. The men's room is disgusting.

[Slim Jim Junkie]

In the South Park episode with the urinal turd, Stan crapped in the urinal because the stalls were full.

Perhaps some guy crapped in the urinal because he had no place to s(h)it.

[Dr. Strangeturd]

That episode was most excellent.

I think the newer ones are more redeeming than the old insane ones.

[Sargent Pooper]

some guy crapped in the urinal because he had no place to s(h)it.

It is a distinct possibility. This thing was massivly crustified. Looked like someone hit it with a wet-crap filled sandblaster.

The next day, the thing was spotless. I feel really sorry for the guy who had to clean that mess up.

[GottaGoGirl]

I always use the women's shitter at work. The men's room is disgusting.

Not at my work.

Last night there was shit splattered ALL OVER one of the (only 2) commodes in the Ladies'.

If this happens to someone, WHY don't they just tell someone, "Hey, there's a mess in there!" so someone can clean it up?

Luckily, this time, that someone wasn't me. Whew!