[The Shit Volcano]

I have lived in five different states and nine different cities in my lifetime and I have to say that some places the farts are stinkier than others. Could it be the water? The local cultural foods? Or maybe even the weather? I don't know for sure, I just know that it happens.

Probably the stinkiest farts I've ever smelled are released in central Florida, though I had one occasion in Portland, Oregon when some old woman in the grocery store ripped one so bad I had to change check-out lines before I puked.

But this fart discussion isn't about what causes the farts to be stinkier in one place verse another. This is a game to decide what farts smell like in certain major cities.

Do Houston farts smell like oil? Do Los Angeles farts smell like film? Do Atlanta farts smell like peaches? Let's see how many we can come up with.

For the record, New Orleans farts smell like mold and dead bodies. (You knew I was going to say something like that.)

[doniker]

I think differences stem from foods and the way they are prepared.

About 20 years ago I lived with my then girlfriend and her parents for about a year.

My girlfriend's father did all the cooking and he had some very questionable cooking, thawing and storage habits for his food.

During that year I had alot of bad gas and bouts with the screaming shits all the time...I'm sure it was his fault.

But in order to have cheap room and board and a chance to bang his daughter on a regular basis I put up with it.

[Artful Dodger]

Do Houston farts smell like oil? Do Los Angeles farts smell like film? Do Atlanta farts smell like peaches? Let's see how many we can come up with.

Indianapolis farts think they smell like major, metropolitan farts. But they don't quite make the mark.

[Slim Jim Junkie]

I guess St. Louis farts must smell like a warm Budweiser. Hong Kong farts smell like low quality clones of real farts. Silicon valley farts smell of computer parts where the cooling fan failed. Las Vegas farts probably work on similar principals as slot machines, where a jackpot can clear a whole building, however, 99% of gas passed is nothing. Seattle farts smell like Starbucks coffee beans.

[Bunga Din]

Come visit my hometown during <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitchener-Waterloo_Oktoberfest">Oktoberfest</a>, when you get 700,000 people drinking beer, eating sauerkraut and sausage this whole town takes on a miasma similar to a Bombay (Mumbai) slums gutter.

[The Shit Volcano]

San Francisco farts smell like oily fog.

Boston farts smell like beans.

Orlando farts smell like dead mice.

San Antonio farts... Well, you don't want to smell those.

[dave]

I think that's an interesting question. I imagine it has to do with water, and what kind of bacteria are present in the water.

[Chip Brown]

Farts here in Lansing smell like Oldsmobiles.

[Thunderbox]

In Bangladesh farts have the stink of corruption, in Switzerland a whiff of profit.

[onepunchlou]

let me tell you about farts in other states and about the culture of food here are some 1# (arkansas) were the cooking is so down home the farts you let the day before still havent eradicated from the air / : combination of collard greens and cabbage and hog meat will give you probably the nastiest smelling and oh yes wet green green pork splatters ooohhh .number 2#
buckle your shoe well you might not want to do that (Boston)go a head eat those crablegs with hot sause a few times and lots of garlic butter .it gives you a case of the shits so bad that flames shoot out your ass and they smell like rotten crab meat bbbbbbblllooff next there s number #3 good ol california were if you eat the fresh califlour and then eat some grapes the stinch is so bad you have to have a gas mask just to finish takeing a dump. and it makes you feel like your intoxicated like you drank some wine then there,s number #4 (Dayton,ohio) were they have many diffrent ethnics because of the factories and lime pits that polute the water (factories produce corn oil) wich you cook in. lime pits infect the groung water wich people cook with and what do you get fried toxic waste farts . that smell like fermented cow shit number #5 (oklahoma) the trail of tears so many dead indian bodies are buried here that when you eat the beef which graze the lands you get the wwowwowwwoowwwowwoowwowowooo farts( indian farts) number #6 (new orleans) go ahead eat some jumbo lia and then eat some fire hot louisana booodaine wich is spices rice cian red pepper. liver meat sausage meat mixed then tubed to look like sausage it will leave a taste in your mouth thats something that sticks for days and then fires out your ass like a rocket on steriods #7 (watkins glen ny) were they have the races the food tastes like used rubber from the tires that they cant get rid of from all the races they buriey the tires and then the farmers farm the land the crops grow on were the tires are buried so the fart you let from eating the food smell like burning rotten rubber farts.#8( texas) theres so many mexican wet backs crossing the border with there burritos and bean totillas that the farts you let are uncompromising and loud and another thing once you get a case of teqeila and eat the burritos ,im not shure if the farts make you hullicinate or the tequila. #9(des mon es Iowa) does mine wana stop your farts are so bad that when you fart popcorn cornels fly out your ass every time you cut one and dont eat the creamed corn be for the popcrn or you will think mount saint helens is erupting from your ass > and last but not least #10(Washington)were the shits are so bad think about why war/ bush/ and the conglomerates of pure bread with lots of yeast ass holes who run this screwwed up cunt ry ?at wich is no fault but our own for voting but you no the farts always seem to ( smell like roses)

[doniker]

now that was some mighty fine readin' partner!!!

keep 'em comin' onepunch!!!!

[Bilgepump]

Yeah, outside of the spelling, punctuation, and lack of paragraphs...it was fucking beautiful...especially the emoticons...they gave me wood.

[daphne]

And there was no mentioning of cats, too, Bilgey!

onepunch, it would be easier to read your posts if you broke them into smaller paragraphs. Would you consider it?

[doniker]

onepunch, it would be easier to read your posts if you broke them into smaller paragraphs. Would you consider it?

Please daphne, you wouldn't want him to hurt his brain.

[onepunchlou]

the facts are im not a very good typer,(butt) i try/the point was that at least there are ,some who think on the toilet,like my self ,very quick-ly like on the fly ,when you have a case of the wooping poops/it comes out quickly right.
i think most of us dooooooo