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Poop after anal sex

Postby Meridian on Feb 01 2008 11:48 am

I'd like to know do other people experience this kind of poop after having anal sex. My poop comes out slimmy, stinky and tiny floating minis. Like one mini evertime I go to the potty. This last for about 1-2days after having anal sex. How much trauma is done to the backside, inside during anal sex? Is this poop common, normal? I'm sure the slimminess is probably from the lubrication we use.
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby doniker on Feb 01 2008 1:42 pm

During my lifetime I have banged three women in the ass.

One was a one time deal, one was a girlfriend who I anally fucked countless times, and the other was my wife.

With the girlfriend we rarely used lube and I used to blow my load deep inside her rectum all the time. She used to shit it out after sex. She only shit feces about twice a week and as far as I know it was always normal. She did end up having constipation problems and thought it was due to the anal slammings I was giving her so we stopped doing it.

With my wife her shit in always irregular; if we have butt sex or not.

I guess I can't really help you; I'm sure if your shit consistancy and asshole are changed after anal sex then that is the root of the problem.
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby shitwit on Feb 19 2008 10:31 am

I'm scared to death to give up the A. My poor tortured ring has been thru the following traumas in one year alone:
constipation due to pregnancy
the flu (violent puking out both ends at the same time)
natural childbirth (8 1/2 pound baby!)
food poisoning diarrhea
antibiotic shit stoppage
sudden onset of lactose intolerance
suspected IBS
extreme stress

All of these events have wrecked my rectum. If Mr. Shitwit got his way I'd be so afraid of spraypainting the brand new sheets he got me for Valentine's Day!
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby Meridian on Feb 20 2008 2:14 pm

Good news, all has returned to normal. It took about 2 weeks to return to the normal pooping I do. So the question is how do I get it again? :)
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby doniker on Feb 20 2008 2:35 pm

Meridian wrote: So the question is how do I get it again? :)



How do you get "what" again....anal sex or slimy shit?
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby mml on Feb 23 2008 3:47 pm

I believe you wash very carefully, fast a bit... make sure everything runs clear then just smile at your honey and hand him the lube and bend over.
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby Artful Dodger on Feb 23 2008 4:38 pm

What? I thought women that agreed to the buttsex were the stuff of urban legend and modern myth.
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby doniker on Feb 23 2008 6:40 pm

Artful Dodger wrote:What? I thought women that agreed to the buttsex were the stuff of urban legend and modern myth.


All I need to do is feed my wife some whiskey and pop in a porn DVD; preferably a movie featuring a chick getting banged by three dudes at the same time, one in the mouth, one in the vag and one up the butt.

Gets the wife in the mood for buttsex everytime.

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Weird thing about the porn movies of today; the first thing they do is oral, then anal, then they make the chick do oral again with her ass juice on the dick, and then they might or might not do vaginal sex. Then they always finish off jacking off in the chick's face.

My routine just makes more sense to me: get sucked, then fuck the vag and then go for the anal, and blow my load up her butt.
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby daphne on Feb 23 2008 9:54 pm

Maybe you're going to school for the wrong profession, there, Ron Jeremy.
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby Di Uhreea on Feb 24 2008 1:04 am

doniker wrote:My routine just makes more sense to me: get sucked, then fuck the vag and then go for the anal, and blow my load up her butt.


Wasn't quite the routine the night your daughter was conceived, was it?
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby shitwit on Mar 06 2008 9:57 am

Yeah, doniker. I agree that most porn follows that format. Mr shitwit loves it anyway. :roll:
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby DungDaddy on Mar 06 2008 5:45 pm

Let me see if I can still type after jamming a pencil into my brain...

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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby Thunderbox on Mar 07 2008 6:35 am

Doniker, have you ever thought of making porn films? It would be cheap enough to hire a few cameras. You could start a series called "Doniker, Ass Demon".
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby DungDaddy on Mar 07 2008 2:13 pm

How 'bout "Demon of Ass", or "Buttlord" ?
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Re: Poop after anal sex

Postby daphne on Mar 08 2008 1:56 am

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