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Circular Poop

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Sep 07 2009 10:04 am

Yesterday I had a very large serving of ersatz potato salad which is made with cauliflower rather than potatoes. It is surprisingly tasty and diabetic friendly thanks to the very few carbohydrates it contains. I had a bulgogi flavor chicken kabob with it and enjoyed several glasses of sauvignon blanc and a large sliced tomato.

This morning I took my usual early morning constitutional and when I arose to inspect my grogan for any signs of ill-health my eyes beheld a true marvel. Nestled in my commode was what looked exactly like a large maple sugar glazed donut. The shape was perfection, the turd had coiled and formed a near perfect circle. It was soft enough that the ends had fused in a way that was truly amazing, the seam was hard to detect.


It looked like this except the hole in the center was larger;


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I am inspired and tomorrow plan on trying for a bagel.
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby Thunderbox on Sep 07 2009 10:16 am

I think I just heard the sound of pd`s breakfast getting thrown in the bin yet again, Chief :lol: :lol: :lol: .
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby prarie doggin on Sep 07 2009 10:39 am

No Tbox, that sound was something a tad bit liquid-chunky hitting the bin.
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby phatmanxxl on Sep 08 2009 11:33 pm

I dropped one that coiled like a pretzel. I did take a pic, but too bad for you guys I'm away from my pc.
Nice work chief tomarrow go for a pile of hashbrowns.
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 10 2009 11:14 am

Chief can you do steak and eggs?
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Sep 10 2009 1:45 pm

loaf pincher wrote:Chief can you do steak and eggs?


You have to do your own eggs but I can blast out some wicked sausage.





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Re: Circular Poop

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 10 2009 1:53 pm

Not bad very impressive i prefer patties though. :D
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Sep 10 2009 2:13 pm

Ask and thou shall receive, you will probably recognize this type patty since you deal in livestock.






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Re: Circular Poop

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 10 2009 2:28 pm

Yes chief i see that from about 2000 different animals everyday. It is amazing how all the piles look alike.
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby prarie doggin on Sep 10 2009 2:48 pm

I like them. I'm going on an all grass diet.
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby DungDaddy on Sep 14 2009 9:52 am

Chief, are you sure it was a turd that had looped back around and welded together? What if it was extruded around a harder turd, and came out as a poopring much like a smoke ring is produced?
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby prarie doggin on Sep 14 2009 9:55 am

DD, unless Chief's o-ring is the size of a bagel, I would imagine it would extrude more like a coil spring.
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Sep 14 2009 10:32 am

DungDaddy wrote:Chief, are you sure it was a turd that had looped back around and welded together? What if it was extruded around a harder turd, and came out as a poopring much like a smoke ring is produced?



Perhaps I can go into the pasta manufacturing business, any takers on some crapolinni?
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby loaf pincher on Sep 14 2009 11:14 am

Chief it depends. What type of sauce you plan to use? :o
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Re: Circular Poop

Postby ChiefThunderbutt on Sep 14 2009 1:39 pm

Crapolinni begs for a good Puttanesca Sauce and a generous topping of frumunda cheese. :x :x :x
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