Yesterday I had a very large serving of ersatz potato salad which is made with cauliflower rather than potatoes. It is surprisingly tasty and diabetic friendly thanks to the very few carbohydrates it contains. I had a bulgogi flavor chicken kabob with it and enjoyed several glasses of sauvignon blanc and a large sliced tomato.
This morning I took my usual early morning constitutional and when I arose to inspect my grogan for any signs of ill-health my eyes beheld a true marvel. Nestled in my commode was what looked exactly like a large maple sugar glazed donut. The shape was perfection, the turd had coiled and formed a near perfect circle. It was soft enough that the ends had fused in a way that was truly amazing, the seam was hard to detect.
It looked like this except the hole in the center was larger;
I am inspired and tomorrow plan on trying for a bagel.