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What foods give you the most gas?

Postby Farter_Boy on Dec 12 2002 9:05 pm

Beer always give me really bad gas. Whenever my buddies and I are hanging out drinking beer and stuff, we're constantly farting that night. Also, red sause gives me gas. Coffee is also a really big killer for me. One time a buddie and I were driving and the trip was like 2 hours, so we both had coffee before we left, man did we stink up that car in less than a half an hour. That window was rolled down a lot during that car ride.
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Postby Trashcanman on Dec 13 2002 3:32 am

thats good to know, cause I'm leaving in 4 hours for Orlando with my dad. I need some ammo to get back at him for the last trip.
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Postby Sonicthh on Dec 14 2002 11:50 am

Beans give me gas. That is about all that does give me bad gas. oh yeah, those "Hot Fries", the ones that Tom's puts out. Those things give me farts that could peel paint from a locker room.
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Postby Trashcanman on Dec 16 2002 9:37 am

I just got back.

My dad ate a McRib, and so did I. We were belching and farting the whole way. We were laughing so hard, cause my dad made a huge belch and said, "what, don't you like the smell of, umm, 'Rib McMuffins?'"
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Postby Dr James on Dec 18 2002 10:16 pm

Either Burger Kings's Bacon Deluxe Burger, or
RED KIDNEY BEANS!
Man, do they make me fart my arse off!
Also, by drinking eggs, raw (yes, it doesn't taste nice), it makes them stink much much worse.
DO try this at home folks!
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dried apricots

Postby foxylady on Jan 31 2006 7:41 pm

I'm eating some dried apricots right now. They always give me gass the next day! :P
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Postby FartLighter on Feb 01 2006 1:30 am

There is a can of dried prunes from one of my roommates...I am tempted to eat quite a few and get the lighter out! lol
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Postby The Shit Volcano on Feb 01 2006 9:43 pm

My sister has an eating disorder (when she goes through one of her depressive episodes) and the last time I was in Hell... er, visiting, she got it into her head that we were all supposed to eat beans all day. I got a good sampling of fart fuel at its finest.

Chili days I didn't fart because I hate chili and didn't eat it. Though chili (like broccoli) is one of those famous fart foods.

The days she served baby barf, I mean lentil or split pea soup, I didn't notice much difference in my farts.

Red beans and mixed bean stew didn't do much for me either. Nor did the garbonzo refried beans that she made. I can't really count it, though, because the kid in the house barfed that morning and it looked just like it. I don't even think Heather ate it.

Now black beans... Whew! There were some category 4 farts! I could rip em' off with the best of the hurricanes.

Black-eyed peas are the best fart fuel around. Those suckers vibrated the couch and could be heard three rooms away. AND they had the bonus of smelling like gasoline with rotten pumpkins stirred in. Unfortunately, the farts burned and I had an upset stomach and diarrhea. I'm not sure if this was the black-eyed peas or the method in which they were cooked.

PS. According to Heather healthy food is gray and has no flavor.
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Postby Di Uhreea on Feb 02 2006 3:13 am

Refried Garbanzo beans? Holy crap! Never even knew about that.

I only ever use Garbanzos (I like to call them chick peas) in homus.

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Postby Joan on Feb 03 2006 7:22 pm

The usual things; beans, fresh veg', coffee etc.. & curry, which seems to make me fart terribly for days, so I tend not to eat it, if I'm meeting someone the next day. But I do so enjoy a good curry.
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Postby foxylady on Feb 05 2006 6:26 pm

I like baked curry chicken served with broccoli rice. Spicy foods such as this will make me gassy, so I avoid them when I plan to meet someone the next day.
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Postby The Shit Volcano on Feb 05 2006 7:44 pm

I wish I knew what my damn dog Redoubt ate last night. He's been farting all day, including once in my face, and it smells like gasoline with BO stirred in.
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Postby skidmark on Feb 09 2006 2:58 am

Beans and Chili

Being that i live in Texas, chili is a diet standard.

when I eat beans, I blow really long stinky farts. I cant belive a person could have so much gas. I think they ferment in me.
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Postby Slim Jim Junkie on Feb 12 2006 3:42 pm

I love to eat a huge sub sandwich, and when I buy one, I ask for all the extras. Onions, pickles, hot peppers (or hot sauce), mustard, and whatever other extras the store has. Those things make me rip killer SBDs that make others run to the nearest window.

Sometimes when I want a quick snack, I dip some tostita(?) chips in premium salsa. Sometimes I get the SBDs, other times I rip loud ones that don't smell much.

Often when I need to have food, and I have no fridge to store it in, I buy some athlete energy bars. Those things can really get the methane going.
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Postby ScatoMan on Feb 12 2006 4:57 pm

I have a bit of a problem dealing with yeast, so I don't drink beer or eat bread very often. If I do, I feel bloated, and my intestines gurgle.

However, on occasion, I give in to my cravings. Last night, I had a few cans o' Budweiser and some garlic sourdough bread with brie whilst my wife and I watched a couple of movies.

I let off several blasters this morning at about six. Then I got up to have a long piss, during which I let off a few more. The stench was atrocious - like burning rubber with a hint of frying garlic.
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