- Where do you go to first when you log on to PoopReport? - 68 votes - open
- I watched "2 Girls, 1 Cup" because: - 455 votes - open
- How often do your poop time and telephone times coincide? And what do you do? - 392 votes - open
- You just bought a four pack of toilet paper. How long will it last in your household? - 350 votes - open
- Does your shit stink? - 364 votes - open
- What's the highest you've ever splattered? - 340 votes - open
- What sound does your poop make as it is actually emerging from your bottom? - 537 votes - open
- Contest #26: Limericks About Shoff (vote here) - 62 votes - closed
- Hidden in a pile of shit is a befouled bill of unknown denomination. What minimum value would it take for you to retrieve it? - 398 votes - open
- When showering, how do you wash your anus? - 549 votes - open
- You have finished pooping, but you feel a little bit of poo left hanging on to your anus. What do you do? - 459 votes - open
- When it comes to toilet paper, you're a - 434 votes - open
- How hard is it for you to poop? - 573 votes - open
- Which celebrity would you least like to be in the stall next to you? - 288 votes - open
- Which is the funniest movie poop scene? - 321 votes - open
- Contest #27: A Caption For Skatole: Vote Here - 112 votes - closed
- If you broke both arms and someone HAD to help you in the bathroom, who would you want it to be? - 459 votes - open
- Poop Report of the Year 2007: Vote Here - 126 votes - closed
- What foods most often reappear in your poop? - 523 votes - open
- What is your favorite poop ranked by time of day? - 478 votes - open
- What do you think about automatic flush toilets? - 551 votes - open
- What was your post-Thanksgiving poop like? - 203 votes - open
- How many impulses or waves of poop do you have during a single bowel movement? - 301 votes - open
- Your worst-ever case of the runs were the result of what? - 399 votes - open
- You're in a public shitter and someone is yapping on their cell phone. You: - 585 votes - open
- If your bung was a famous artist, who would it be? - 237 votes - open
- If your asshole could speak, what would it say? - 291 votes - open
- When you sit on the toilet, do you spread your cheeks? And why? - 630 votes - open
- You're on a public crapper. Suddenly somebody opens the door and walks in on you. Your reaction is - 514 votes - open
- When it comes to paper ass gaskets... - 369 votes - open
- What do you do if you walk into a public bathroom and find a person of the opposite gender inside? - 493 votes - open
- With Dave spending a month in India eating nothing but Indian food, what will happen to his bowels? - 200 votes - open
- Does your anus hurt after you poop? - 1127 votes - open
- What is the worst fault of toilet paper? - 422 votes - open
- Do you fart before you poo, or poo before you fart? - 531 votes - open
- Which letter of the alphabet did your last poop resemble? - 508 votes - open
- Your longest fart ever was - 559 votes - open
- How do you usually flush a public toilet? - 584 votes - open
- What you do with your pants when you poop in a public bathroom (an airport, let's say) - 913 votes - open
- What you do with your pants when you poop at home - 882 votes - open
- Your favorite bathroom reading material is - 340 votes - open
- How often do you shart - 483 votes - open
- When you enter a public restroom to take a dump and it is crowded, your real thought is - 497 votes - open
- Outdoor shitting…which is the worst - 351 votes - open
- If you had no choice, what animal would you wipe with, and why - 330 votes - open
- Which alcohol gives you the worst shits - 569 votes - open
- Do you fart first thing in the morning - 545 votes - open
- The most annoying habit of the occupier of an adjacent stall is - 468 votes - open
- How long after an unusually large meal do you crap - 527 votes - open
- Where is the grossest place to unexpectedly find poop - 382 votes - open
- Whose poop is the grossest - 306 votes - open
- Describe your usual wiping technique from start to finish - 917 votes - open
- When entering a large public bathroom, which stall do you pick - 621 votes - open
- Do you also fart at the same time as you poop - 328 votes - open
- Padded toilet seats, yea or nay - 364 votes - open
- Where your poops normally rank on the Bristol stool scale - 2613 votes - open
- If your poop floats, you think it means - 1514 votes - open
- If you could change one thing about your bowel movement habits it would be - 328 votes - open
- The Best Poop Report of 2006 - 113 votes - closed
- Your first poop of the New Year will most likely be - 183 votes - open
- Your biggest urinal pet peeve is - 375 votes - open
- 2006 PoopReporter Of The Year - 137 votes - closed
- Do women really poop less frequently than men - 2052 votes - open
- The most embarrassing bodily function accident to have in public is - 771 votes - open
- Men: how you drain that last bit of pee - 889 votes - open
- Your poop pet peeve is - 316 votes - open
- What you do when you run out of toilet paper during a poop at home - 312 votes - open
- If you played music to cover up the sound of your poops, what type of music would you have on your dump mix - 154 votes - open
- Your favorite brand of toilet paper is - 344 votes - open
- What you do when you have something cooking, but have to poop - 213 votes - open
- The best part about your best poop ever was - 223 votes - open
- It's Halloween. You are downtown in the bar district. You have to poop. The lines for the clubs are all too long. You: - 228 votes - open
- If it was the only option available, with which of the following reading material would you wipe - 109 votes - open
- What helps get things "moving" for you the most - 116 votes - open
- The time of day of your first poop is - 307 votes - open
- When your fingers accidentally contact your anus, you - 503 votes - open
- The strangest thing you have ever used to wipe yourself - 212 votes - open
- How big is your toilet paper reserve - 290 votes - open
- The most embarrassing person to have to use the home toilet after you is - 188 votes - open
- Which type of poop smells worst - 372 votes - open
- Pooping naked - 357 votes - open
- Bathroom fans - 158 votes - open
- How you feel about animals in the bathroom - 173 votes - open
- If you were physically unable, whom you would employ to wipe your ass - 214 votes - open
- The longest you've been constipated is - 483 votes - open
- The grossest place you've gotten poop is - 201 votes - open
- The grossest poop related job is - 257 votes - open
- You wash your hands after - 703 votes - open
- The most inopportune time to have to poop is - 439 votes - open
- Which is the most vile turd terrorism - 210 votes - open
- Eating shit - 1483 votes - open
- Who do you tell when you've had a good shit - 247 votes - open
- Six Word Story Contest Vote - 100 votes - closed
- In front of whom will you take a dump - 364 votes - open
- The least private bathroom you will use - 283 votes - open
- Fuzzy toilet seat covers - 174 votes - open
- How often you put down the toilet lid - 266 votes - open
- Shaving your ass - 2311 votes - open
- Which hand you wipe with - 391 votes - open
- The best public restroom is - 247 votes - open
- Your bathroom decor is - 106 votes - open
- When pooping, my hands are - 201 votes - open
- Where you keep your extra TP - 126 votes - open
- Public farting - 422 votes - open
- Your favorite bathroom distraction is - 173 votes - open
- What you do about smells in the bathroom - 207 votes - open
- Which is the worst public toilet - 296 votes - open
- How many turds you usually produce - 283 votes - open
- How much you actually like to poop - 601 votes - open
- You have to go NOW, and you're in a dirty restroom. You - 347 votes - open
- Where you store your toilet brush - 188 votes - open
- Which weather represents your most uncomfortable shitting experience - 130 votes - open
- You're at someone's house. You leave a horrible skidmark. There is no toilet brush. Flushing repeatedly doesn't clean it. You: - 376 votes - open
- You're watching TV, have to poop, and can't wait for a commercial. You: - 296 votes - open
- How often you make noise when you poop - 469 votes - open
- Which candy your poop most resembles - 252 votes - open
- The biggest restroom you've ever seen had - 158 votes - open
- How do you stop the squirts? - 184 votes - open
- How were you raised when it comes to the subject of dropping a load? - 217 votes - open
- What gets things going when you can't - 220 votes - open
- Vote your favorite ironic death for Dave - 76 votes - closed
- Restroom attendants - 201 votes - open
- Ass cramps: a literal pain in the ass - 1624 votes - open
- The best pooping holiday is - 160 votes - open
- Looking at poop in the bowl - 389 votes - open
- Contest #21 Voting - 122 votes - closed
- The best toilet is - 541 votes - open
- Pooping at work - 319 votes - open
- Your favorite term for poop is - 310 votes - open
- I NEVER flush... - 170 votes - open
- You have to shit BAD. Here are your choices. You crap in - 690 votes - open
- Your most memorable poop experience occurred in a/an - 246 votes - open
- Taking food or drinks into the bathroom - 230 votes - open
- How much time you spend on PoopReport every day - 112 votes - open
- The longest turd you've ever had was - 1070 votes - open
- The best position for pooping at home - 319 votes - open
- Your household is comprised of - 139 votes - open
- How many sheets of TP you use per poop - 309 votes - open
- If you could, who would you upperdeck - 118 votes - open
- Which is the best ass-cleaner - 394 votes - open
- What drew you to PoopReport.com - 140 votes - open
- How you feel women should shit/fart in front of significant others - 3181 votes - open
- How you wipe in a public restroom with no TP - 432 votes - open
- Why you think poop is funny - 293 votes - open
- Which is your favorite term for the anus - 210 votes - open
- When you encounter an already out-of-order or clogged commode, you - 157 votes - open
- When you clog a public toilet, you - 446 votes - open
- Which food/drink is the most poop-inducing - 828 votes - open
- Which type of shit smells the worst - 579 votes - open
- How often you take a shit - 2186 votes - open
- How long you usually spend on the shitter - 596 votes - open
- Rate how much your poop smells - 921 votes - open
- How you handle public toilet seats - 532 votes - open
- Rate your comfort with public pooping - 420 votes - open
- How many times you usually wipe - 769 votes - open
- Do you poop in front of your significant other - 485 votes - open
- My turds usually come out - 374 votes - open
- Do you stand or sit when you wipe - 3488 votes - open
- PoopReporter Of The Year 2005 - 83 votes - closed
- Which is the worst pooping scenario - 339 votes - open
- The Best Poop Reports Of 2005 - 209 votes - closed
- Favorite chain store in which to poo - 224 votes - open
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