- Your toilet is broken and a plumber can't come until the next day. You really gotta go! What do you do? - 94 votes - open
- What is the most unusual way you have been interrupted while pooping (crappus interruptus)? - 313 votes - open
- What's longest you've gone without changing your underwear, and why? - 849 votes - open
- Who do you find yourself talking to about poop and/or other toilet-related topics most often? - 750 votes - open
- If you could design your dream bathroom using aspects from other parts of your home, what would they be? - 281 votes - open
- Which PoopReporter's home would you most like to poop in, and why? - 196 votes - open
- You stand up after your constitutional and have forgotten to wipe. What do you do? - 331 votes - open
- What happens when you eat more healthy food than normal (leafy greens, lots of veggies, whole wheat bread, lots of fiber)? - 330 votes - open
- What would you do with your poo pile if it resembled Michael Bolton or some other deity? - 276 votes - open
- What do you like most about pooping? - 1137 votes - open
- What is the oddest or nastiest thing you've done while pooping? - 348 votes - open
- You're in a public stall and someone else drops a load that has the industrial powder coated stall dividers peeling. You: - 574 votes - open
- What do you think would happen if lightning struck right outside your butthole at the same time you rip a big fart? - 213 votes - open
- Which classic rock song best describes your usual bowel movement? - 250 votes - open
- Have you ever employed special techniques to guide your poo missile safely into the water with minimal backsplash? - 243 votes - open
- Do you fart more at a particluar time of day? - 1007 votes - open
- If you pooped your pants, what would you do with the soiled underwear? - 1067 votes - open
- How do you deal with dried dingleberries/ dangleberries/ winnits/ tag nuts/ clag/ excrement on the anal hair? - 397 votes - open
- Let's say you're backed up. Do you have a go-to food or drink that you know will get things flowing again? - 287 votes - open
- If you spend an extended amount of time on the toilet reading, at what point during that time does the actual pooping occur? - 335 votes - open
- If your cell phone rings while you're taking a shit, who will you answer it for? - 469 votes - open
- Have you taken or do you take photos of your poo? - 508 votes - open
- What does the smell of your poop come closest to? - 517 votes - open
- You’ve just trodden in dog shit. Aside from swearing and wanting to kill the antisocial bastard who left it, what do you do? - 372 votes - open
- What's your favorite form of entertainment whilst on the commode? - 303 votes - open
- Where on the toilet seat do you sit when you poop? - 493 votes - open
- Do you normally fart only once in a session or are you a series farter? - 347 votes - open
- Which would offend you most? - 498 votes - open
- If you poop every day, how much time passes between movements? - 408 votes - open
- How often do you really wash your hands? - 1081 votes - open
- You've been away from home for a few days or longer. How soon after getting back home do you poop? - 680 votes - open
- What are the most identifiable foods in your poop? - 757 votes - open
- If you anticipated being too far from a toilet during a crowded public event, would you put on an adult diaper as a precaution? - 645 votes - open
- What do you do with that last sheet of toilet paper? You know, the one with all the glue on it. - 643 votes - open
- How often do you visit PoopReport? - 167 votes - open
- What do you think about when you're pooping? - 572 votes - open
- "You're reading a site about poop. What are you, a 12-year-old boy?" - 1188 votes - open
- Do you think your anus has changed over age? - 344 votes - open
- Poop Report of the Year 2008: Vote Here - 164 votes - closed
- Have you ever reached down and touched your own poop? If so, please explain why. - 744 votes - open
- Will you try the new three-ply Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet paper? - 224 votes - open
- PoopReporter of the Year 2008: Vote here - 102 votes - closed
- Which kind of shit is most annoying? - 1229 votes - open
- Have you changed your Shameful status directly because of your participation on PoopReport? - 122 votes - open
- If you were a supervisor and an employee pooped his/her pants, what would you do? - 548 votes - open
- Does exercise help you poop? - 666 votes - open
- Have you ever looked at your own butthole? - 986 votes - open
- Have you ever sat next to somebody on a two-seater? - 289 votes - open
- Your dog has just taken a big dump on someone else's yard, and your bag has a hole in it. What do you do? - 331 votes - open
- You're camping in the wilderness, with no bathrooms nearby. What's your pooping technique? - 580 votes - open
- How do you hide the plops of your poop? - 483 votes - open
- You enter a public bathroom with several stalls and see one with unflushed poop in it. What do you do? - 540 votes - open
- I need to have a cigarette while pooping. Do you? - 575 votes - open
- How many separate waves or impulses do you have when you poop? - 371 votes - open
- On what day of the week do you poop the most? - 281 votes - open
- What would it take for you to use 100% recycled paper toilet? - 334 votes - open
- Where do you go to first when you log on to PoopReport? - 141 votes - open
- Journal of Ass Production Cartoon Caption Contest: Vote Here - 100 votes - closed
- The Return of the Glass Eye Limerick Contest -- vote here - 76 votes - closed
- I watched "2 Girls, 1 Cup" because: - 948 votes - open
- How often do your poop time and telephone times coincide? And what do you do? - 477 votes - open
- You just bought a four pack of toilet paper. How long will it last in your household? - 398 votes - open
- Does your shit stink? - 700 votes - open
- What's the highest you've ever splattered? - 383 votes - open
- What sound does your poop make as it is actually emerging from your bottom? - 888 votes - open
- Contest #26: Limericks About Shoff (vote here) - 62 votes - closed
- Hidden in a pile of shit is a befouled bill of unknown denomination. What minimum value would it take for you to retrieve it? - 450 votes - open
- When showering, how do you wash your anus? - 2230 votes - open
- You have finished pooping, but you feel a little bit of poo left hanging on to your anus. What do you do? - 631 votes - open
- When it comes to toilet paper, you're a - 477 votes - open
- How hard is it for you to poop? - 1304 votes - open
- Which celebrity would you least like to be in the stall next to you? - 334 votes - open
- Which is the funniest movie poop scene? - 420 votes - open
- Contest #27: A Caption For Skatole: Vote Here - 112 votes - closed
- If you broke both arms and someone HAD to help you in the bathroom, who would you want it to be? - 534 votes - open
- Poop Report of the Year 2007: Vote Here - 126 votes - closed
- What foods most often reappear in your poop? - 1073 votes - open
- What is your favorite poop ranked by time of day? - 640 votes - open
- What do you think about automatic flush toilets? - 681 votes - open
- What was your post-Thanksgiving poop like? - 223 votes - open
- How many impulses or waves of poop do you have during a single bowel movement? - 398 votes - open
- Your worst-ever case of the runs were the result of what? - 446 votes - open
- You're in a public shitter and someone is yapping on their cell phone. You: - 604 votes - open
- If your bung was a famous artist, who would it be? - 247 votes - open
- If your asshole could speak, what would it say? - 321 votes - open
- When you sit on the toilet, do you spread your cheeks? And why? - 984 votes - open
- You're on a public crapper. Suddenly somebody opens the door and walks in on you. Your reaction is - 603 votes - open
- When it comes to paper ass gaskets... - 395 votes - open
- What do you do if you walk into a public bathroom and find a person of the opposite gender inside? - 668 votes - open
- With Dave spending a month in India eating nothing but Indian food, what will happen to his bowels? - 218 votes - open
- Does your anus hurt after you poop? - 6000 votes - open
- What is the worst fault of toilet paper? - 445 votes - open
- Do you fart before you poo, or poo before you fart? - 836 votes - open
- Which letter of the alphabet did your last poop resemble? - 655 votes - open
- Your longest fart ever was - 753 votes - open
- How do you usually flush a public toilet? - 736 votes - open
- What you do with your pants when you poop in a public bathroom (an airport, let's say) - 1297 votes - open
- What you do with your pants when you poop at home - 1157 votes - open
- Your favorite bathroom reading material is - 502 votes - open
- How often do you shart - 609 votes - open
- When you enter a public restroom to take a dump and it is crowded, your real thought is - 811 votes - open
- Outdoor shitting…which is the worst - 481 votes - open
- If you had no choice, what animal would you wipe with, and why - 366 votes - open
- Which alcohol gives you the worst shits - 1053 votes - open
- Do you fart first thing in the morning - 995 votes - open
- The most annoying habit of the occupier of an adjacent stall is - 519 votes - open
- How long after an unusually large meal do you crap - 928 votes - open
- Where is the grossest place to unexpectedly find poop - 416 votes - open
- Whose poop is the grossest - 365 votes - open
- Describe your usual wiping technique from start to finish - 1782 votes - open
- When entering a large public bathroom, which stall do you pick - 756 votes - open
- Do you also fart at the same time as you poop - 502 votes - open
- Padded toilet seats, yea or nay - 474 votes - open
- Where your poops normally rank on the Bristol stool scale - 5140 votes - open
- If your poop floats, you think it means - 2821 votes - open
- If you could change one thing about your bowel movement habits it would be - 474 votes - open
- The Best Poop Report of 2006 - 113 votes - closed
- Your first poop of the New Year will most likely be - 199 votes - open
- Your biggest urinal pet peeve is - 514 votes - open
- 2006 PoopReporter Of The Year - 137 votes - closed
- Do women really poop less frequently than men - 4463 votes - open
- The most embarrassing bodily function accident to have in public is - 1551 votes - open
- Men: how you drain that last bit of pee - 1612 votes - open
- Your poop pet peeve is - 341 votes - open
- What you do when you run out of toilet paper during a poop at home - 483 votes - open
- If you played music to cover up the sound of your poops, what type of music would you have on your dump mix - 167 votes - open
- Your favorite brand of toilet paper is - 434 votes - open
- What you do when you have something cooking, but have to poop - 250 votes - open
- The best part about your best poop ever was - 346 votes - open
- It's Halloween. You are downtown in the bar district. You have to poop. The lines for the clubs are all too long. You: - 239 votes - open
- If it was the only option available, with which of the following reading material would you wipe - 116 votes - open
- What helps get things "moving" for you the most - 160 votes - open
- The time of day of your first poop is - 524 votes - open
- When your fingers accidentally contact your anus, you - 929 votes - open
- The strangest thing you have ever used to wipe yourself - 250 votes - open
- How big is your toilet paper reserve - 308 votes - open
- The most embarrassing person to have to use the home toilet after you is - 213 votes - open
- Which type of poop smells worst - 564 votes - open
- Pooping naked - 684 votes - open
- Bathroom fans - 189 votes - open
- How you feel about animals in the bathroom - 190 votes - open
- If you were physically unable, whom you would employ to wipe your ass - 233 votes - open
- The longest you've been constipated is - 1490 votes - open
- The grossest place you've gotten poop is - 262 votes - open
- The grossest poop related job is - 346 votes - open
- You wash your hands after - 957 votes - open
- The most inopportune time to have to poop is - 862 votes - open
- Which is the most vile turd terrorism - 294 votes - open
- Eating shit - 1918 votes - open
- Who do you tell when you've had a good shit - 346 votes - open
- Six Word Story Contest Vote - 100 votes - closed
- In front of whom will you take a dump - 524 votes - open
- The least private bathroom you will use - 332 votes - open
- Fuzzy toilet seat covers - 258 votes - open
- How often you put down the toilet lid - 435 votes - open
- Shaving your ass - 3828 votes - open
- Which hand you wipe with - 598 votes - open
- The best public restroom is - 295 votes - open
- Your bathroom decor is - 114 votes - open
- When pooping, my hands are - 243 votes - open
- Where you keep your extra TP - 132 votes - open
- Public farting - 638 votes - open
- Your favorite bathroom distraction is - 215 votes - open
- What you do about smells in the bathroom - 225 votes - open
- Which is the worst public toilet - 333 votes - open
- How many turds you usually produce - 345 votes - open
- How much you actually like to poop - 2042 votes - open
- You have to go NOW, and you're in a dirty restroom. You - 401 votes - open
- Where you store your toilet brush - 213 votes - open
- Which weather represents your most uncomfortable shitting experience - 144 votes - open
- You're at someone's house. You leave a horrible skidmark. There is no toilet brush. Flushing repeatedly doesn't clean it. You: - 571 votes - open
- You're watching TV, have to poop, and can't wait for a commercial. You: - 341 votes - open
- How often you make noise when you poop - 657 votes - open
- Which candy your poop most resembles - 285 votes - open
- The biggest restroom you've ever seen had - 182 votes - open
- How do you stop the squirts? - 244 votes - open
- How were you raised when it comes to the subject of dropping a load? - 233 votes - open
- What gets things going when you can't - 285 votes - open
- Vote your favorite ironic death for Dave - 76 votes - closed
- Restroom attendants - 292 votes - open
- Ass cramps: a literal pain in the ass - 3705 votes - open
- The best pooping holiday is - 189 votes - open
- Looking at poop in the bowl - 635 votes - open
- Contest #21 Voting - 122 votes - closed
- The best toilet is - 676 votes - open
- Pooping at work - 449 votes - open
- Your favorite term for poop is - 390 votes - open
- I NEVER flush... - 197 votes - open
- You have to shit BAD. Here are your choices. You crap in - 1544 votes - open
- Your most memorable poop experience occurred in a/an - 314 votes - open
- Taking food or drinks into the bathroom - 260 votes - open
- How much time you spend on PoopReport every day - 130 votes - open
- The longest turd you've ever had was - 2154 votes - open
- The best position for pooping at home - 653 votes - open
- Your household is comprised of - 151 votes - open
- How many sheets of TP you use per poop - 399 votes - open
- If you could, who would you upperdeck - 133 votes - open
- Which is the best ass-cleaner - 640 votes - open
- What drew you to PoopReport.com - 153 votes - open
- How you feel women should shit/fart in front of significant others - 5782 votes - open
- How you wipe in a public restroom with no TP - 511 votes - open
- Why you think poop is funny - 531 votes - open
- Which is your favorite term for the anus - 248 votes - open
- When you encounter an already out-of-order or clogged commode, you - 174 votes - open
- When you clog a public toilet, you - 769 votes - open
- Which food/drink is the most poop-inducing - 1518 votes - open
- Which type of shit smells the worst - 1168 votes - open
- How often you take a shit - 6468 votes - open
- How long you usually spend on the shitter - 1093 votes - open
- Rate how much your poop smells - 1341 votes - open
- How you handle public toilet seats - 694 votes - open
- Rate your comfort with public pooping - 549 votes - open
- How many times you usually wipe - 1283 votes - open
- Do you poop in front of your significant other - 807 votes - open
- My turds usually come out - 501 votes - open
- Do you stand or sit when you wipe - 6477 votes - open
- PoopReporter Of The Year 2005 - 83 votes - closed
- Which is the worst pooping scenario - 414 votes - open
- The Best Poop Reports Of 2005 - 209 votes - closed
- Favorite chain store in which to poo - 300 votes - open
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