- What do you do with that last sheet of toilet paper? You know, the one with all the glue on it. - 235 votes - open
- How often do you visit PoopReport? - 144 votes - open
- What do you think about when you're pooping? - 520 votes - open
- "You're reading a site about poop. What are you, a 12-year-old boy?" - 1098 votes - open
- Do you think your anus has changed over age? - 288 votes - open
- Have you ever reached down and touched your own poop? If so, please explain why. - 620 votes - open
- Will you try the new three-ply Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet paper? - 169 votes - open
- Which kind of shit is most annoying? - 1044 votes - open
- Have you changed your Shameful status directly because of your participation on PoopReport? - 113 votes - open
- If you were a supervisor and an employee pooped his/her pants, what would you do? - 450 votes - open
- Does exercise help you poop? - 282 votes - open
- Have you ever looked at your own butthole? - 617 votes - open
- Have you ever sat next to somebody on a two-seater? - 247 votes - open
- Your dog has just taken a big dump on someone else's yard, and your bag has a hole in it. What do you do? - 300 votes - open
- You're camping in the wilderness, with no bathrooms nearby. What's your pooping technique? - 519 votes - open
- How do you hide the plops of your poop? - 404 votes - open
- You enter a public bathroom with several stalls and see one with unflushed poop in it. What do you do? - 484 votes - open
- I need to have a cigarette while pooping. Do you? - 301 votes - open
- How many separate waves or impulses do you have when you poop? - 345 votes - open
- On what day of the week do you poop the most? - 261 votes - open
- What would it take for you to use 100% recycled paper toilet? - 315 votes - open
- Where do you go to first when you log on to PoopReport? - 137 votes - open
- The Return of the Glass Eye Limerick Contest -- vote here - 76 votes - closed
- I watched "2 Girls, 1 Cup" because: - 675 votes - open
- How often do your poop time and telephone times coincide? And what do you do? - 444 votes - open
- You just bought a four pack of toilet paper. How long will it last in your household? - 377 votes - open
- Does your shit stink? - 451 votes - open
- What's the highest you've ever splattered? - 367 votes - open
- What sound does your poop make as it is actually emerging from your bottom? - 668 votes - open
- Contest #26: Limericks About Shoff (vote here) - 62 votes - closed
- Hidden in a pile of shit is a befouled bill of unknown denomination. What minimum value would it take for you to retrieve it? - 433 votes - open
- When showering, how do you wash your anus? - 1041 votes - open
- You have finished pooping, but you feel a little bit of poo left hanging on to your anus. What do you do? - 524 votes - open
- When it comes to toilet paper, you're a - 459 votes - open
- How hard is it for you to poop? - 765 votes - open
- Which celebrity would you least like to be in the stall next to you? - 313 votes - open
- Which is the funniest movie poop scene? - 371 votes - open
- Contest #27: A Caption For Skatole: Vote Here - 112 votes - closed
- If you broke both arms and someone HAD to help you in the bathroom, who would you want it to be? - 487 votes - open
- Poop Report of the Year 2007: Vote Here - 126 votes - closed
- What foods most often reappear in your poop? - 716 votes - open
- What is your favorite poop ranked by time of day? - 539 votes - open
- What do you think about automatic flush toilets? - 590 votes - open
- What was your post-Thanksgiving poop like? - 214 votes - open
- How many impulses or waves of poop do you have during a single bowel movement? - 338 votes - open
- Your worst-ever case of the runs were the result of what? - 416 votes - open
- You're in a public shitter and someone is yapping on their cell phone. You: - 597 votes - open
- If your bung was a famous artist, who would it be? - 239 votes - open
- If your asshole could speak, what would it say? - 300 votes - open
- When you sit on the toilet, do you spread your cheeks? And why? - 771 votes - open
- You're on a public crapper. Suddenly somebody opens the door and walks in on you. Your reaction is - 537 votes - open
- When it comes to paper ass gaskets... - 385 votes - open
- What do you do if you walk into a public bathroom and find a person of the opposite gender inside? - 570 votes - open
- With Dave spending a month in India eating nothing but Indian food, what will happen to his bowels? - 211 votes - open
- Does your anus hurt after you poop? - 2337 votes - open
- What is the worst fault of toilet paper? - 431 votes - open
- Do you fart before you poo, or poo before you fart? - 637 votes - open
- Which letter of the alphabet did your last poop resemble? - 557 votes - open
- Your longest fart ever was - 631 votes - open
- How do you usually flush a public toilet? - 646 votes - open
- What you do with your pants when you poop in a public bathroom (an airport, let's say) - 1074 votes - open
- What you do with your pants when you poop at home - 994 votes - open
- Your favorite bathroom reading material is - 388 votes - open
- How often do you shart - 526 votes - open
- When you enter a public restroom to take a dump and it is crowded, your real thought is - 588 votes - open
- Outdoor shitting…which is the worst - 400 votes - open
- If you had no choice, what animal would you wipe with, and why - 352 votes - open
- Which alcohol gives you the worst shits - 699 votes - open
- Do you fart first thing in the morning - 688 votes - open
- The most annoying habit of the occupier of an adjacent stall is - 499 votes - open
- How long after an unusually large meal do you crap - 631 votes - open
- Where is the grossest place to unexpectedly find poop - 400 votes - open
- Whose poop is the grossest - 330 votes - open
- Describe your usual wiping technique from start to finish - 1188 votes - open
- When entering a large public bathroom, which stall do you pick - 676 votes - open
- Do you also fart at the same time as you poop - 371 votes - open
- Padded toilet seats, yea or nay - 402 votes - open
- Where your poops normally rank on the Bristol stool scale - 3578 votes - open
- If your poop floats, you think it means - 2003 votes - open
- If you could change one thing about your bowel movement habits it would be - 387 votes - open
- The Best Poop Report of 2006 - 113 votes - closed
- Your first poop of the New Year will most likely be - 184 votes - open
- Your biggest urinal pet peeve is - 423 votes - open
- 2006 PoopReporter Of The Year - 137 votes - closed
- Do women really poop less frequently than men - 2859 votes - open
- The most embarrassing bodily function accident to have in public is - 1038 votes - open
- Men: how you drain that last bit of pee - 1073 votes - open
- Your poop pet peeve is - 328 votes - open
- What you do when you run out of toilet paper during a poop at home - 350 votes - open
- If you played music to cover up the sound of your poops, what type of music would you have on your dump mix - 162 votes - open
- Your favorite brand of toilet paper is - 376 votes - open
- What you do when you have something cooking, but have to poop - 230 votes - open
- The best part about your best poop ever was - 248 votes - open
- It's Halloween. You are downtown in the bar district. You have to poop. The lines for the clubs are all too long. You: - 235 votes - open
- If it was the only option available, with which of the following reading material would you wipe - 112 votes - open
- What helps get things "moving" for you the most - 137 votes - open
- The time of day of your first poop is - 378 votes - open
- When your fingers accidentally contact your anus, you - 647 votes - open
- The strangest thing you have ever used to wipe yourself - 228 votes - open
- How big is your toilet paper reserve - 295 votes - open
- The most embarrassing person to have to use the home toilet after you is - 200 votes - open
- Which type of poop smells worst - 432 votes - open
- Pooping naked - 464 votes - open
- Bathroom fans - 170 votes - open
- How you feel about animals in the bathroom - 178 votes - open
- If you were physically unable, whom you would employ to wipe your ass - 222 votes - open
- The longest you've been constipated is - 697 votes - open
- The grossest place you've gotten poop is - 221 votes - open
- The grossest poop related job is - 294 votes - open
- You wash your hands after - 781 votes - open
- The most inopportune time to have to poop is - 580 votes - open
- Which is the most vile turd terrorism - 232 votes - open
- Eating shit - 1599 votes - open
- Who do you tell when you've had a good shit - 276 votes - open
- Six Word Story Contest Vote - 100 votes - closed
- In front of whom will you take a dump - 422 votes - open
- The least private bathroom you will use - 307 votes - open
- Fuzzy toilet seat covers - 198 votes - open
- How often you put down the toilet lid - 322 votes - open
- Shaving your ass - 2700 votes - open
- Which hand you wipe with - 451 votes - open
- The best public restroom is - 261 votes - open
- Your bathroom decor is - 110 votes - open
- When pooping, my hands are - 217 votes - open
- Where you keep your extra TP - 129 votes - open
- Public farting - 508 votes - open
- Your favorite bathroom distraction is - 189 votes - open
- What you do about smells in the bathroom - 215 votes - open
- Which is the worst public toilet - 309 votes - open
- How many turds you usually produce - 299 votes - open
- How much you actually like to poop - 971 votes - open
- You have to go NOW, and you're in a dirty restroom. You - 372 votes - open
- Where you store your toilet brush - 196 votes - open
- Which weather represents your most uncomfortable shitting experience - 134 votes - open
- You're at someone's house. You leave a horrible skidmark. There is no toilet brush. Flushing repeatedly doesn't clean it. You: - 453 votes - open
- You're watching TV, have to poop, and can't wait for a commercial. You: - 314 votes - open
- How often you make noise when you poop - 551 votes - open
- Which candy your poop most resembles - 264 votes - open
- The biggest restroom you've ever seen had - 169 votes - open
- How do you stop the squirts? - 199 votes - open
- How were you raised when it comes to the subject of dropping a load? - 223 votes - open
- What gets things going when you can't - 237 votes - open
- Vote your favorite ironic death for Dave - 76 votes - closed
- Restroom attendants - 226 votes - open
- Ass cramps: a literal pain in the ass - 2405 votes - open
- The best pooping holiday is - 172 votes - open
- Looking at poop in the bowl - 461 votes - open
- Contest #21 Voting - 122 votes - closed
- The best toilet is - 618 votes - open
- Pooping at work - 360 votes - open
- Your favorite term for poop is - 344 votes - open
- I NEVER flush... - 178 votes - open
- You have to shit BAD. Here are your choices. You crap in - 936 votes - open
- Your most memorable poop experience occurred in a/an - 265 votes - open
- Taking food or drinks into the bathroom - 242 votes - open
- How much time you spend on PoopReport every day - 122 votes - open
- The longest turd you've ever had was - 1379 votes - open
- The best position for pooping at home - 410 votes - open
- Your household is comprised of - 142 votes - open
- How many sheets of TP you use per poop - 340 votes - open
- If you could, who would you upperdeck - 125 votes - open
- Which is the best ass-cleaner - 481 votes - open
- What drew you to PoopReport.com - 146 votes - open
- How you feel women should shit/fart in front of significant others - 4028 votes - open
- How you wipe in a public restroom with no TP - 463 votes - open
- Why you think poop is funny - 353 votes - open
- Which is your favorite term for the anus - 231 votes - open
- When you encounter an already out-of-order or clogged commode, you - 162 votes - open
- When you clog a public toilet, you - 533 votes - open
- Which food/drink is the most poop-inducing - 1041 votes - open
- Which type of shit smells the worst - 789 votes - open
- How often you take a shit - 3412 votes - open
- How long you usually spend on the shitter - 752 votes - open
- Rate how much your poop smells - 1074 votes - open
- How you handle public toilet seats - 593 votes - open
- Rate your comfort with public pooping - 475 votes - open
- How many times you usually wipe - 930 votes - open
- Do you poop in front of your significant other - 581 votes - open
- My turds usually come out - 417 votes - open
- Do you stand or sit when you wipe - 4334 votes - open
- PoopReporter Of The Year 2005 - 83 votes - closed
- Which is the worst pooping scenario - 364 votes - open
- The Best Poop Reports Of 2005 - 209 votes - closed
- Favorite chain store in which to poo - 249 votes - open
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