i don't go on many trips, but i can't say that i've noticed any difference, either on the trip or when i get back.
my bowels apparently don't care where i am!_______i love poop.
I've never had any problems taking a dump...but finding live asswipe has been a frequent issue._______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Its that 'I'm home' feeling......... followed by 'Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh plop!'
wonderful
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
I shit 3 or 4 times a day at least. If I have less than 3, there's something wrong. Therefore, I might have loose stools or diarrhoea during the trip, I might not, but whatever happens I cannot possibly back it all up until I get to my own crapper.
I actually very much enjoy crapping as soon as I get somewhere, as it enables me to settle down and enjoy my holiday. I'm often mildly amused as I lay my log, that the food was consumed in one country and expelled in another.
Good point Scumbag. I never thought about that before but in my lifetime I have eaten skyr in Iceland and shit it out in New Jersey (sorry PD), oysters on the half-shell in New Orleans which were sprayed into a barracks commode in Boloxi, Mississippi. Rice in in Tokyo and out in San Francisco. Even fecally we live in a small world today. _______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
When I pull up the long driveway home, the first thing is dropping the tailgate so Luke (my German shepherd) can make his rounds sniffing and peeing, marking his acreage. I ignore the groceries, lumber, kayaks, etc. that need unloaded. Things need to be done in the order of importance. I love my shop bathroom.
I poop and pee as soon as I get home because, THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!!!!!!!!!1
So I have a fucked up travel shits. When I was younger, if I went somewhere like a camp or some shit where I wasn't home, I could go DAYS without shitting. Longest time was at an Army JROTC military camp and we were there for seven days and I didn't poop one time. I pissed like a fucking racehorse every 30 minutes, but no shit. But when I got home, it was like unleashing the motherload. I sat on the toilet for two days it felt like. Mainly it was going from MREs to Golden Corral shit buffet that got the long line of poo flowing. But now, with this LBS shit, I have to stop every hour with sever diarrhea. I've been on a train and had to run ten cars up from the back prairie doggin a mudslide to release my load, been in my car bout to shit myself, it's rediculous. And wherever I go, I take a nice. Long dump on arrival.
I usually poop as soon as I get home. However, I do not believe that this is because my bowels do not work while I am gone. I travel about 4 months out of the year for work and rarely have a problem pooping. It is the flying for me. Specifically the landings that get things all shook up. No matter how long the flight (half hour to 6 hours) I don't have to poop until we land. _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
I most often poop almost immediately when I get home, even if I had a movement earlier in the day. Maybe it's the drive, maybe it's just the sight of the familiar place; I don't know. I do know it is very likely that, by the time I've taken in the first load of luggage, it's time to unload my rectum. Comfort.
I dump anywhere as long as the stall has a door and the seat appears to be clean. Usually when i get home crappin is not the first thing on my mind. Im not scared to take a shit outside of my bathroom.
When I go on holiday it`s usually to the east, a few hours ahead of local time. I always take my daily dump just after breakfast. Due to the time difference it takes a couple of days to get back to the proper dumping time. Same on returning home.
I poop anywhere but I always take a dump immediately after I arrive home, and closing the front door knocks it out on to the front porch. It works out quite well.
*British titter* the layout of the mansion is such that you can see the front vestibule from the throne. When one has been 'caught short' on the way home from the local K-Mart, and has urgently, nay panickly, applied ones backside to the oval butt halo, and has in haste neglected to close the entrance door to the .... palace (trailer)... the whole world and his wife gets a sniff, & a look at my purple face (No PD, my face is not what they sniff)_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
And 'No!' I am not a British titter! _______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
I thought I posted to this but...whatever.... I don't get travel constipation. I poop when I poop and that's when I poop. I used to be a urgent gotta go Now pooer, but ever since I got this pinched nerve sciatica problem, I've been taking pain meds and muscle relaxers alot. And I drink. so now I'm between straining to make teeny poos or holding back the tide. but travel had never interfiered(sp).
pnutty, how is the old sciatica problem comming along - any improvement?
T-box, I suggest you do not head too far east for vacation, or that morning dump may happen before you wake up.
And to prove my point. Just stepped off the plane and now popping in the terminal. Normally I wait until I get somewhere better but we landed in the South Satalite (a little used area of Sea-Tac with clean, unoccupied bathrooms) and its a 40 min bus ride from the airport to my office downtown.
I have actually been stuck on the express bus once with the dire need to shit and rancid devil ass farts. Tis a story for another time but I learned my lesson to always poop before the bus ride. _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
Nine Inch, popping in the terminal might not be a good idea these days. It could be mistaken for gunfire and cause a real commotion.
^^ or have elected officials tapping their feet in the stall next to you looking for a good time!
Within about 1-2 miles of returned home my bowels go into warp drive status. Running is usually a predecessor to the toilet...my bowels know when I'm getting close to home base, every time I'd have to say.
Sincerely, Nick R in AK.
I know that feeling!!! Abytime I have shit bad and am either getting close to work or home, or anywhere else I consider a colon safe haven, my stomach starts cramping up, I start sweating, I throw my seatbelt off, roll up my windows and get prepeared to jump out of my car as soon as it stops.
Phatman, I actually share (well, shared until he retired) the restroom with said elected official in my Boise office. I found that humming is a good deterrant :o) _______Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.
I can poop so much, the bowl will be full. Does anyone else do this? Am I alone?
ishitalot, no no no you're not alone. You have a bowl full of little brown friends. Now just give them names and you'll be all set.
Now of course I shit with reckless abandon but when I was young I used to hold it the entire weekend. I was in the Indian Guides and you just did NOT shit in campground toilets they were horrible. So I would hold it from Friday night on until Sunday afternoon. Then when I got home I just let her rip. The fermentation was awfully smelly but it made me proud._______AHHHHHEMMMMMMMMMM JUST CLEARING MY THROAT!! ;)
My colon get nervous if I go on a trip. I usually have to poo at the most inopportune times. I had to blow poop on a road to a river camp and nearly got gored by a bore who watched my blow poo spray. I was evacuating from hurricane Gustoff. I really don't like pooping as its a pain in my ass._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I remember when i was a young one and we had been on a long trip and i just wanted to drop a big ole one right in the pooper! when we got to the gas station i I pulled out my gameboy to play a quick game of pokemon. Later on round two was ready I had to push long and hard and it had to be the biggest sausage i ever saw! i was so damn proud of myself i took A picture and showed it to my parents and thats how i got my phone taken away!!!!111!!!!
Often on the drive home, there is a sense of impending poop. Another five miles and I'm back to the comfort and familiarity of my own throne! Park the car, unlock the door, drop the luggage and head for the sparkling porcelain respite from all the cares of the world. It's good to be home! WHEW!!! ----Captain Craptastic!!!
I have found that your body know the exact timing before you have to poop is normal however this doest include traffic jams (ugh). I guess if I visit a public toilet an I have a very interesting poop I will leave it for the next visitor to admire. Black licorice makes a nice black log and loosens you up quite well. FAT FREE!
It is more like how many more minutes before I get home because I have to poop. But that's just me._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
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