If you pooped your pants, what would you do with the soiled underwear?

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Throw it away.
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Wash it and wear it again.
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Hide it somewhere for someone else to deal with.
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Other, please explain.
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Total votes: 1599

139 Comments on "If you pooped your pants, what would you do with the soiled underwear?"

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i haven't pooped my pants as an adult, but i think if i did, i would throw away the underwear. i don't like the idea of that much poop swirling around in my washing machine.
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Having lived way back in the era of cloth diapers I still remember the task of sticking a diaper down in the commode and scrubbing the majority of the shit out before the diaper was suitable for the washing machine. I suppose you could give your underwear the same treatment. You should then wash your hands well before preparing any food....except maybe peanut butter sammies.


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I'd have my adoptive mommy clean them for me. She loves me.

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I guess that depends on how badly I shat my pants. If it's just a big ol' skidmark, I'd probably wash them. If it was full out pants-shitting with a big log, I'd throw them out.

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Well, if it happened in public(God forbid)I would trash the undies. If it happens at home, washie washie. No point in tossing them, just get most the poo in the toilet and onto the washer.

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Pnutty, I always keep an 11 foot pole handy around the house for such things I wouldn't touch with a 10 footer.

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Underwear? What's underwear?

wonderpance's picture
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prarie, i think it's time for your first laundry lesson.
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What's under that kilt?
Nice girls ask.
Bad girls find out for themselves.

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I had to click other, because I wear thongs. If I poop my pants, it's not my 'underwear' that's going to be the problem.

But I'd wash everything anyway.


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Wow. I can't believe how many people would throw their underwear away. Good underwear is expensive, more expensive that Oxy Clean.


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prarie doggin's picture
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I would think a thong would just slice the turd in half length-wise on the way out. Sorta like a cheese slicer. This is just pure speculation on my part.

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Hey, buy the drawers at wal-mart and have no fear of throwing them out !

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I hand them in to the charity shop.

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Well, it was really just a shart and not a full on poop, but I threw out the undies. I have a drawer full of panties, I won't miss a pair, and it's not like underwear is expensive.

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I am so over this. My kid is still no fully potty-trained so, occasionally, accidents happen. We empty the nasties first into the toilet, then scrub them by hand in the bathtub and then put them in the wash with the rest of the laundry.

But that's for my kid's nasties. As for me, I would run soiled boxers up the flagpole in front of the local high school during the middle of the night.
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I don't care who shit in what I don't deal with shit on clothes, right in the trash it goes. I can't stand the thought of shit swirling about in the washing machine with my dish towels and bath things. ugh!
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Why would you throw out a pair of underwear just because they've got some turds in em? If your that scared of poop in your washing machine, then dump out the excess (no pun intended) and hand wash or put them in the machine after rinsing them out. You all are a wasteful group of poopers!

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AC...........I agree that so many of those who posted above are wasteful but, I hope you noticed, that almost 30% of us are either poor enough or practical enough to keep those drawers, after a good washing of course. I once strained to deliver a fart to my coworkers and squirted a considerable amount into my boxers. I did the penguin walk to the bathroom and, since I was at work, tossed the drawers into the trash can. Other than that one time I have only tossed undies because they were worn out.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

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prarie doggin's picture
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If you are all so afraid of getting germs in the laundry, run them thru the dryer first. The heat will kill them.

Personally I use the salad spinner for the sharted ones.

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How about I just nuke them in the microwave?
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I use them for hankerchiefs.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

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and that's why daphne is my favorite pooper!
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tonya's picture
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As I wipe away the tears from crying / laughing so hard and my co-workers wondering what in the world I am getting misty-eyed over, I wonder, how on earth did I run across such a hilarious and fun website as this?!! You all take such a "untouchable" (:)) subject such as poop and turn it into the most important topic this side of the H1N1 virus!! I love it!

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Shit can them!!

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Mrs MC, you'll never get that crispy brown skin if you use the microwave.

Tonya, please join us. We're not just a bunch of silly old morons.
Some of us are young.

Postman's picture
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You're right, PD. Better to saute them is a skillet with a little garlic and onion.

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hmmm...already battered...might as well deep fry them.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

prarie doggin's picture
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Bilge, that would be better for the runny stuff. Sorta like funnel cake.

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you could dust powder sugar into your ass crack and fart over the freshly warm squirtle cake but be careful or else you'll get a squirt of hershey's syrup with it.
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MMMMMMMM.......Chocolate!

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stamp em and send them to the whitehouse

Russell's picture
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Once underwear is soiled it is always soiled no matter what you do to it.
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Russell the shitting queen

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Russell.......When you are old enough to have to pay to replace the underwear yourself your view will probably change. It has only been a few years since baby diapers were washed and reused as a matter of course.


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I would throw them away, I am not scraping turds out of underwear.

no flush freddy's picture
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i have waited my entire life to find a site like this. and i ain't shittin' ya.

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who gets a log caught in the pants? if its an emergency it's gonna squirt and soak. if you're close enough to the loo to rinse, just shit in the bowl. in the woods, bury them. on a boat, sink em. If you underwear can't be ditched at a moment's notice, rethink you're priorities.

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If I was at home, I'd hand wash them, and then put them in the laundry.
If I was out in public, I'd toss them.
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I've had to dispose of my soiled underwear in the past, but if I'd followed-through at home, I'd just wash 'em as normal. That being said, it's my other half who'd wash them, so it'd depend on what mood she was in...

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At home I would hop in the shower and pre-wash them as I wash myself.
Anywhere else I'm just going to toss them. The $3.00 is not worth carrying shitty chonies around with me until I get home.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

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no flush freddy.....If you spent a lifetime looking for us you might as well join us. It's easy to register and join the family.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

prarie doggin's picture
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Nobody has mentioned the obvious. Turn 'em inside out.

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A guy in my fraternity crapped his pants at a dance at a fancy restaurant. We all knew about it because we found his tighty whities all balled up behind the toilet. Man, it stunk!

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But that would reveal the results of the last accident._______
It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

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Probably makes a good case for chosing brown colored underwear - do they even make it in brown?

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It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

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I'm sure all the women here have had to hand- wash their underwear, sometimes on a monthly basis, if you know what I mean... so what's the difference? Rinse it out in the toilet, spray some Spray and Wash on it, soak it overnight, and it's ready for the washer!! I have two teenage boys and a husband whom I wish would learn to do their own laundry, (what skidmarks I have seen... I could write a book, wait, that's been done, so...), but as they don't, or won't, then my friendly bottle of Spray and Wash is my best friend!

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What if a guy had chosen to go "commando" on that particular day ......

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It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

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Fortunately, I have never pooped my pants when I was having normal poop; I've always been able to find a toilet or a usable place outside. However, last Christmas both my wife and I had what we believe was the Norovirus, involving sudden and quite uncontrollable diarrhea, and I did get some into my underpants before reaching the toilet. Believe me, we just washed those undies; just throwing them away would have kept them in wastebaskets or the like far too long, and besides, just throwing them away would have been too great a waste (oops--was that a pun?)

Then we managed to get to a store and buy some Depends. I hated wearing them, but I did it for 3 or 4 days. Compared to slathering my undies, having the Depends was wonderful. Not that I just let go in them, either; but with that disease, sometimes it came without warning or permission. Yes, I know, the Norovirus usually lasts only 24-48 hours; but I had it, got over it, and got it again. It was well over a week before I had a near-normal bowel movement again.

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What do you mean "if" I shit my pants?_______
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I'd flush them off in the toliet bowl and off into the wash they go......twice if I had too!