If you pooped your pants, what would you do with the soiled underwear?

Having lived way back in the era of cloth diapers I still remember the task of sticking a diaper down in the commode and scrubbing the majority of the shit out before the diaper was suitable for the washing machine. I suppose you could give your underwear the same treatment. You should then wash your hands well before preparing any food....except maybe peanut butter sammies.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Pnutty, I always keep an 11 foot pole handy around the house for such things I wouldn't touch with a 10 footer.

prarie, i think it's time for your first laundry lesson.
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i love poop.

I had to click other, because I wear thongs. If I poop my pants, it's not my 'underwear' that's going to be the problem.

But I'd wash everything anyway.

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I would think a thong would just slice the turd in half length-wise on the way out. Sorta like a cheese slicer. This is just pure speculation on my part.

I hand them in to the charity shop.

I am so over this. My kid is still no fully potty-trained so, occasionally, accidents happen. We empty the nasties first into the toilet, then scrub them by hand in the bathtub and then put them in the wash with the rest of the laundry.

But that's for my kid's nasties. As for me, I would run soiled boxers up the flagpole in front of the local high school during the middle of the night.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

If you are all so afraid of getting germs in the laundry, run them thru the dryer first. The heat will kill them.

Personally I use the salad spinner for the sharted ones.

I use them for hankerchiefs.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

As I wipe away the tears from crying / laughing so hard and my co-workers wondering what in the world I am getting misty-eyed over, I wonder, how on earth did I run across such a hilarious and fun website as this?!! You all take such a "untouchable" (:)) subject such as poop and turn it into the most important topic this side of the H1N1 virus!! I love it!

Mrs MC, you'll never get that crispy brown skin if you use the microwave.

Tonya, please join us. We're not just a bunch of silly old morons.
Some of us are young.

hmmm...already battered...might as well deep fry them.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

you could dust powder sugar into your ass crack and fart over the freshly warm squirtle cake but be careful or else you'll get a squirt of hershey's syrup with it.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

stamp em and send them to the whitehouse

Russell.......When you are old enough to have to pay to replace the underwear yourself your view will probably change. It has only been a few years since baby diapers were washed and reused as a matter of course.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

If I was at home, I'd hand wash them, and then put them in the laundry.
If I was out in public, I'd toss them.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

At home I would hop in the shower and pre-wash them as I wash myself.
Anywhere else I'm just going to toss them. The $3.00 is not worth carrying shitty chonies around with me until I get home.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Nobody has mentioned the obvious. Turn 'em inside out.

But that would reveal the results of the last accident._______
It's O.K., We just have to smell it; He's got to sit in it!

I'm sure all the women here have had to hand- wash their underwear, sometimes on a monthly basis, if you know what I mean... so what's the difference? Rinse it out in the toilet, spray some Spray and Wash on it, soak it overnight, and it's ready for the washer!! I have two teenage boys and a husband whom I wish would learn to do their own laundry, (what skidmarks I have seen... I could write a book, wait, that's been done, so...), but as they don't, or won't, then my friendly bottle of Spray and Wash is my best friend!

Fortunately, I have never pooped my pants when I was having normal poop; I've always been able to find a toilet or a usable place outside. However, last Christmas both my wife and I had what we believe was the Norovirus, involving sudden and quite uncontrollable diarrhea, and I did get some into my underpants before reaching the toilet. Believe me, we just washed those undies; just throwing them away would have kept them in wastebaskets or the like far too long, and besides, just throwing them away would have been too great a waste (oops--was that a pun?)

Then we managed to get to a store and buy some Depends. I hated wearing them, but I did it for 3 or 4 days. Compared to slathering my undies, having the Depends was wonderful. Not that I just let go in them, either; but with that disease, sometimes it came without warning or permission. Yes, I know, the Norovirus usually lasts only 24-48 hours; but I had it, got over it, and got it again. It was well over a week before I had a near-normal bowel movement again.

I'd flush them off in the toliet bowl and off into the wash they go......twice if I had too!