i had to choose three, because i'm pretty sure i've gone an entire camping trip without changing my undies. i tend to forget if i don't shower!
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I had to choose 2 days. Although I change my undies everyday, there are some weekends when I vegetate inside and skip a daily bath thereby not changing my undies. On those days I don't commune with one soul excepting the cat. I wear girl undies by day and boy boxers by night. So in reality, I change my undies twice a day. I should have chosen Other.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I've gone 3. In my younger years, before I was the highly domesticated creature I am today, I wasn't real keen on doing laundry. I would wear the undercrackers inside out on the 2nd day, then back to the proper way again on the 3rd. If I didn't have any clean ones, I picked up a dirty pair from the floor and followed the same process in three day intervals. So I guess it could have been 2 months of rewearing the same underwear. Who knew how long the underwear had been sitting on the floor dirty? My idea of cleaning clothes was spraying them with air freshener.

i've never done the inside-out undies thing. i'm not sure i could handle it without thinking about it all day. like wearing socks inside-out. it just feels wrong!
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i love poop.

It's really just revolting. I look back and I'm horrified.

what's "underwear"?

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

It's just a passing fad, Bilge. I wouldn't worry about it.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

At basic training, I participated in a contest with a couple of guys from my squad to see who could go the longest without taking a bath. This would, of course, be in Kentucky during the height of summer. I managed 5.5 days. I finally broke down on Friday evening because I was beginning to get so rank that it was keeping me awake at night.

I think the smelly fuck who slept directly under the fan for our row of bunks managed to go 7 days.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

My cousin and my best friend go comanndo every day. And my cousin wears dresses alot. Short ones. I asked her on a recent vacation if she ever thinks about all the asses who sat where she's sitting before her and farted, yeast infections, STD'S, etc. She gave me the stink eye and said "thanks alot!" So gross.

pnutty, That has crossed my mind when I'm wearing one of my frilly sundresses, as well, but its only a fleeting thought.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Sometimes, if I had a pair of panites on for only a few hours I will wear them for a few hours more on the next day. I don't turn them inside out. And I would never tell anybody but a fellow poopreporter about my panty habits. I don't have any kind of discharge so they are never dirty reuse.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Sitting on a freshly vacated vinyl chair or sofa in a nudist colony would expose you to the warmth, moisture and stench of the previous occupant. If they were particularly skinny they could even have left an asshole print. Ewwwww.

I said one week....when I was in basic training I hated to do laundry because it was done on a scrub board, with lye soap, by hand. I showered daily though to avoid the infamous GI shower which was administered to the unclean by the other barracks occupants.

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Ewww ewww eewwww. Chief!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I actually made it one full month in my younger years. I would trick my mother into thinking I changed my little boy undies by putting clean briefs in the dirty clothes basket. Why in God's name I decided on 30 days of the same underwear, I have no idea. Kinda gross.

I have gone a couple of days. Well I changed them everyday, but they were replaced with a dirty pair on the floor. I was too lazy to do laundry that night.

More than a week several times when out in the bush. Went showerless for 5 weeks once....I`m just a filthy scumbag.

The longest I've gone since my chilchood was when I was 18 and on a weeklong hiking trek in the Rockies. I swapped to a clean pair after the 3rd day.
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I said two days, but that was only when I ended up crashing over at a friend's place after a night of partying, and wasn't prepared with extra clothing. Otherwise it's every day... Houston weather is hot and sticky for about 10 months out of the year, so going longer is almost unimaginable.
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How I beat IBS

I would think any more than two days in Houston would necessitate the underwear being sand blasted off you.

Well, since it's my poll, I would imagine everybody is thinking that I would have some enormously disgusting amount of days of wearage with equally hideous details. I wish my life were that exciting. I am a once a day changer. My trigger point is the shower, so there is occasionally times it goes to two days. The only time it went longer is when I burst my appendix, which was mis-diagnosed. I became deathly ill and probably didn't change for about 4 days. I believe the skeevy skivvies were on me during emergency surgery. They must have smelled bad as everybody around me was wearing masks.

How many of you had mothers who insisted that you wear clean undies in case you were in an accident and taken to the ER? I would imagine that if a car knocked you down and you were subsequently run over a few times you would have a plethora of shit in your undies anyway.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

In this tough economy, why buy underwear? Just put on a pair, and when the elastic waistband is all that's left, it's time to change them.

Poopsie, I just re-read your posts after my stomach settled down. Did you by chance have the months of the year embroidered on your panties?

I really like to take a good shit every now and then. Just a real solid chunker relieves the stress of everyday life. I bite my lip and give it hell. I go hard all day son

Poopinator, I'm really happy for you, but what does this have to do with this particular topic?

Poopinator...
Nice to know that you enjoy a good poo from time to time.
Tell us more about the priapism.

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Postie, you speak of tough economic times.
Hasn't Obanana fixed that yet?
Our boss (KRudd) gave us a bonus payment which he called an Economic Stimulus so all Aussies could buy new socks and undies, and even a modestly-priced TV set.
Thanks to Big Kev, there are now hordes of Aussies wearing new, clean undies.
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BM, we have the same situation here. Only our economic stimulus was a bailout to the auto makers and the banks.

Thank God we'll now have CEO's with fresh, clean, sweet smelling underwear.

I never did understand the mentality behind turning underwear inside out. You just fuck up your jeans by subjecting them to what was next to your ass for the past three days.

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Well Daphne, the obvious answer to that is to just turn your jeans inside out for three days. Sheesh.

Chief, my mother said to wear clean hole-free undies everyday, just in case of an accident. I had isssues about the holey part because I would get attached to a favorite pair and just when they got good and broken in, they would dissappear. I would ask for them, and be told I never had such an item. She would throw any undies with holes away. So now when someone is at my house cleanig up I check the trash for any of my fave stuff thaT PEOPLE THINK IS TRASH.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Hmmmmm, I'm thinking of another DTI travel adventure. Find Sittingpretty's lost holey undies. We will need a lot of digging and raking tools. What is the location of your local landfill SP? Chief, you're closer to Nawlins. Would you like to head this one up?

I'm not sure PD. I think there is one across the river and another out in N.O.East. I still remember this particular pair that had large red and blue flowers almost Hawiian style, bikinis. They were so soft and they fit just right. I miss them.Ibr>_______
...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

When I work in the garden--which is daily, weather permitting--I don't wear underpants because they bind and twist sometimes. Thus, during the summer, I may go two or three days without a new pair of undies just because I have worn them for only minutes during the previous couple of days (go fuel up the car, go to the bank, or go for a bottle of milk). During school I change every day.

I thought you were going to say they ride up your crack, MSG.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I also work in the garden with no undies, the other day I left off the overalls also and when I bent over I was pollinated by a near sighted bee. Tennessee honey is a little different this year.

PD....I'm on my way to the "big easy" with my eyes open for Hawaiian style floral print bikini panties. I am taking a jar of honey to barter with.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Laughing out loud at you Chief being pollinated by a near sighted honey bee. I LOVE home grown honey.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

In the last few years, a daily change of shorts has been without fail. Back when I was a kid, avoiding cleanliness was a hobby that I was pretty good at. Shower twice a month, change about weekly. The word "procrustean" comes to mind in rather opposite meaning, since youngsters haven't really had the life experience necessary to master the art of wiping. I used to use a wet wash-cloth for ass wiping (my Mom was thrilled about that on laundry day, lemme tell you!). I rarely have the problem with SHARTS that others do, my drawers are still clean at the end of the day, with the exception of a bit of scrote sweat.

Always remember guys, that no matter how you shake and dance, the last drop always falls in your pants. Words of wisdom from way back! Gals do the sensible thing and wipe after a squirt; guys just wave it around like they're waving goodbye with the purple helmet, throwing droplets indiscriminately, high and low.
----Captain Craptastic!!!

The idea is to stay as clean and fresh as possible.

Unlike Bilge Buddy, I do know what underwear is, I just prefer kilted and commando. I do however carry underwear in the truck, in case I do have to poo away from home. Saves on the dry cleaning bill.

You have my respect there Squat. The logistics of wearing a kilt is a bit more than I'd care to deal with. When to wear underwear. When to go commando. Dry cleaning. Climbing ladders in public. Getting something out of the bottom drawer of a filing cabinet. The cheese-oid orbs banging around unrestrained. It's gotta be enough to make your head spin.

I don't understand how girls wear thong underwear up their butt! I tried it once. Ouch!

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Piece Out!
Crapola

I know I wouldn't tolerate a thong against my butt so I have never tried one.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

The only time I came close to wearing a thong was when I was a wiseass (go figure) kid and I made the mistake of talking shit about the neighborhood tough guy. When he caught me, he grabbed me by the elastic waist band, picked me up, and proceded to bounce me up and down like a yo-yo. I thought I was going to split in half at the crotch. When he let go, I ran away like a cheeta with a firecracker up its ass. It took me about a half an hour to yank them out. To this day I still prefer boxers.

Serves you right, talking all tough about the local bully and all.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Pd, I think the technical term for that is a "hanging wedgie".

Thanks Tbox. I always wondered what the technical term was. The other bad part at the time was that I was at an age where my voice was starting to change. It set that event back a few months.

So it made you talk like Peter Brady?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I'm guessing after that wedgie, it was more like Marcia Brady.

Speaking of thongs whats the deal with the Maxi pad makers making pads for women who wear thongs? I just can't even wrap my head around how that would work.
The longest I've gone without changing my wears is probably 4 days after I had my gallbladder surgery. All I wanted to do was lay on the couch and die my slow painful death.
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The longest I went without changing my filter was about 3 days. I've done this several times, usually during the roughest part of a migraine (and I'm in a percoset induced coma!). As for the maxi pad made for thongs? So stupid! I wear thongs when it's feasible. During certain times each month, I switch back to the good ol fashioned granny bloomers. I have noticed that wearing a thong doesn't keep out the bunghole odors as effective as a full filter does, so if I'm particularly gassy (or tore up from the floor up) I tend to emit butt stink all day/night long!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

What, dare I ask, is involved in being tore up from the floor up?
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Yes, please, tell us more.

ive gone 3 and a half month without! pants. when i where them i shit in them

AC......From your lack of writing ability I would hazard a guess that you have gone for several years without attending school. You should familiarize yourself with your keyboard, especially the key that is marked "Shift".

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Lol 3 days, i went on an Army training camp out in the jungle, they told me i had no chance of changing my underwear for at least 3 days.

Tore up from the floor up describes how one might be after the consumption of copious amounts of drugs and alcohol.

I imagine after a night of drinking, white thongs would be out of the question the next day. It would be like flossing your teeth after eating a chocolate bar.

Excuse me... I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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How I beat IBS

Here, Ibbie, here is a trash can to throw up in-don't swallow it.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Did the inside out turn for second day wear, when a clean pair was not available and I was out of town.

Chuck.....Where have you been for so long? Welcome back.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I didn't vote, but-- weeks. So many weeks I lost count. And I didn't shower for nearly 3 months, if I had, I would've changed, so I would say close to 90 days. I'm not even going to try to explain it except to say that at the time, I just didn't care anymore, and I didn't feel dirty. Every now and then during that time I would clean my ass and up-front with baby wipes. That's the unvarnished truth and as bad as it probably sounds, I can tell you that what is still most important to me about that time is, the things I had on my mind were taking everything I had to cope with, with nothing left to spare. I was around people all the time, and nobody ever said a word. I wouldn't want to do it again in this lifetime.
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GIVE POOS A CHANCE

90 DAYS!!!! Well it sounds like you were going through a rough time there turd. I'm glad things are better for you now. Gotta love those baby wipes though.

I appreciate the sentiment PD, I never told my best buddy or anybody what's in that post. Not that he wouldn't understand, but part of the problem was he had moved out to Colorado and we were out of touch, if he knew how bad things got he'd feel bad for not being there for me. It's sumthin I'm neither proud nor ashamed of, it just was what it was, and in the 2 yrs. since, things have got way better than anybody could have got me to believe then. I remember telling myself that a North Korean soldier would march all night on a cup of rice just to get someplace where he'd have to fight all day, and if he can do that, I can do this. But somewhere along the way, changing skivvies and showering got kicked clean off my list of things I oughta do today. I'm back to being a daily changer now, but nobody needs to fool themselves about that making me right in the head. heehee
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I hear you turd. I've gone through tough times too. Some people cope by drinking, doing drugs, committing crimes etc. You coped in another way. You probably had no idea that your "another way" would have a place to be revealed. Welcome to PR.

So you didn't hit the pits with a baby wipe in 90 days? That was a deep depression you had there, turd. Glad you're feeling better now.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

My new fave wipe is from CVS, the pink pack-they're so soft.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I think Turdistheword wins the contest on this one.

SP, my man digs the Cottenelle wipes with aloe. I'll have to let him know about the CVS wipes, see if they're just as good on his fiery ring.

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How I beat IBS

That's not fair. I didn't know there was a contest. Alright we need to start a new one, and it should last at least 100 days.

I can't go there again, and don't recommend it. But if there's gonna be a contest, go for broke and the last one whose underwear rots off wins. The Brit Army has silver impregnated skivvies that are supposed to be good for a long time.
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I REALLY liked that pair of underwear and the clothes weren't due to be washed til the end of the week. You couldn't smell anything, so what's the big deal? The skid marks weren't really THAT big.

Dang, that reminds me, today is Friday. I need to do laundry.
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Sounds like Brannie has a speci for DTI of Skatology, PD, Chief Butt.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

We have a very specific limit on the dimentions of the skids we will accept. Three inches maximum wide and ten inches long. Not a hair over.

Those measurements don't sound like a skid, PD. It sounds more like a dump mark.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I thought it sounded like more of your ass doing a burnout but hey whatever.
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THATS FREAKIN NASTY. I change mine every day.

i have gone 1 year with out changing them love, poop girl

That's a very long time. Hope you're past that.
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And in the end, the shit you take is equal to the shit you make
GIVE POOS A CHANCE

You can always get 4 days out of any pair of jocks - frontwards - backwards - inside & outside - a zesty way through the working week!

A man who was ship wrecked on a desolate coast in Australia survived for 12 days by absorbing the rainwater in his underpants and sucking on them - whether or not he put them back on between times was not mentioned - never the less we are all wearing survival underpants - thank god!

Salvador Dali was obsessed with poop - his dream was to do a poop the consistency of honey - if he didn't achieve his goal - well I did! or perhaps a mayonnaise - or tartare - a generous chocolate icing - dejone mustard - package it and sell it - it was great!
thankyou

official p....just curious...what is your source for your statement on Dali's supposed obsession with poop? In Dali's painting The Lugubrious Game the man in the foreground has a poop running down his leg but that's the only Google reference I can find that unites Dali and poop.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

All this talk of poop and underpants - thats what qualifies us as human - the fact we put a protective cotton or synthetic layer between us and the earth is the main difference between us and the animal kingdom - think about it - civilization depends on skids - trackies and other underwear annommolies.

In a book I read about salvador Dali - there are many - can't remember which at the moment -perhaps written by his wife - but I remember he would wake up some mornings and proclaim, "Today there will be gold!'

let it be known - fresh chillies will cause significantly less ring burn than cooked ones - so go fresh and indulge without fear!

IMPORTANT FACTS - bowel evacuation is the #1 movement on the planet - & - centipede farts line the upper atmosphere and create the solar shield that protects us from the suns rays - that's why rain forests are so important - without those farts we are shit.

I'm moving to put on my tinfoil helmet at this time. Ingapooity has me scared.

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

No need to worry there BL. I have done some extensive research and have found out that the chemical compounds in monarch butterfly burps render the centipede farts harmless. So be kind to any monarch butterflies you see. You owe them your life.
BTW, thanks for causing an unnecessary panic there ingapooity.

pd, does this mean we should be pouring beer on the milkweeds to promote further butterfly burps, or is the current burp/fart ratio correct?
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The white zone is for loading and unloading only- FZ.

I wouldn't recommend wasting beer under any circumstances BM. Try drinking it first and then recycling it on to the milkweed. Hopefully you won't upset the balance and send the whole goddam ozone layer out into space.