Eat. Put it in while it's going out.
32% (152 votes)
Brush your teeth. Hey! Cleanliness is next to porcelain godliness!
14% (66 votes)
Read recipes. One must continue to figure out new material for the next flush.
10% (46 votes)
Pet your cat. This way she'll stay near for later.
19% (91 votes)
Brought in the fishing pole. Those little turds are sitting ducks.
2% (10 votes)
Other. Poopreporters everywhere have wierder stories to tell.
23% (108 votes)
Total votes: 473