Who reads? I just go straight for the centerfold.

Normally I'm on the pot for one purpose only--to poop. If (IF) I take reading material, I still am going there because of a felt need; I take care of that first. If the reading material is absorbing (more so than toilet paper), I may continue to read till I get to a stopping point; but even so, I probably wipe as soon after dropping turds as possible.

I must agree with Depa Poo, I am not on the pot long enough to read so I just look at a picture or two.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Im on the can long enough to read a PR story.

It depends on the reading material. Usually the junk mail is left by the toilet and I am done quickly. If there happens to be a copy of Victoria's Secret there I could be on the can for hours before shitting.

There is no reading material in my crapper. I spend all my time taking care of the matters behind (or under) me!

I also have enough TP that I don't need reading material to wipe!

Sometimes I'll sit there for 30 minutes or more before or after pooping if the story is good. But mostly I don't even have time to look at any book because I'm to busy answering to "MOM!"
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

You need to change your name.

I tired that but the witness protection program at my house let my new identity slip out and I was discovered again.
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Depends on what has to be done that day. If it is not fun, it can wait until I am done reading and pooping.

On occasion, I also bring in my laptop. It just lets me continue my work. The best part is reading Poop Report during the pooping. Oh it's just delightful!

If i bring reading material in its usually because im already reading poopreport. i usually unload immediately upon sitting. If the story is good i finish reading befor i commence to wiping so i dont touch the reading material until after a hand washing.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I never read on the toilet. I have a one track mind.

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Bootycakes
No time, I crap and that's a wrap!

I can`t multi-task.

Since developing an internal 'roid I daren't read - relaxing the ring for a long period makes it angry!

So you have the Incredible Hulk shoved up your ass then? You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!!!!!!!!
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Do you go green? Luckily it's well behaved most of the time, gets a bit ant'sy when fed chillis .........I like chilli.

Who needs to read? The real fun is in using the toilet.

Its enough fun being as audible as possible.

I hardly read on the toilet unless it is something interesting
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Russell the shitting queen

I don't read while on the crapper. I don't want any distractions from enjoying the entire poop experience to its fullest. Even diarrhea during a heat wave has its merits.
----Captain Craptastic!!!

Reading this makes me want to poop. Reading actually aids the pooping process for me, at times i pick up the shampoo bottle and read the back of it. Reading is only the first step of pleasure pooping activities, i bring a portable dvd player, psp, or ipod in with me along for the ride.

It may be because of my extra weight, but if I sit too long on the throne, my legs fall asleep. This drastically effects my reading (and wiping) time.

AC, I don't see how it would affect your wiping time, unless you wipe with your feet.

I didn't know that AC's were allowed to wipe, PD. When did they start teaching them that?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Ok so how do you get the points?

you just did,papa.

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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I picked the first option. I can't stand it when I think I'm done, wipe, then go on my way, only to realize five minutes later that I wasn't done. Finishing a good article ensures that I wont be back for a while.

I've always got book in the bathroom. Right now I'm reading a writing style book the Dave sent to me. Again. Usually I start reading the minute I get in there and finish at a good stopping point in the book. If I'm in the middle of a chapter, a paragraph's end will have to do.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

With me it varies. Sometimes it's right at the beginning and sometimes in the middle. Depends on how bad I have to go.

Postman, how do you reseal all those envelopes after you finish shitting at work.

When i go to the tiolet, my cat comes in so i can pull her tail. (i dont pull it hard)She has been doing this since a kitten. i will pick her up and cradle her. She will meow and walk in circles until i pull her tail. She expects it. she wants it. She waits for it. She loves me poop and all.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

PD, I only shit at work when I know it's going to be one of those nasty, sticky craps. And that, my friend, is how I reseal the envelopes. That stuff is just like glue.

Postman, I trust you use an implement of some sort to spread the glue; swiping the envelope across your bunghole could cause a nasty paper cut.

I have just doused my mailbox with Lysol.

You ought to see what I do when I come across a letter where the stamp is falling off.

If we stay at a motel and I wake up before my wife, I take a book into the bathroom and read seated on the toilet, quietly to let her continue to sleep. Sometimes my b.m. comes right away, so I poop, wipe, and continue to read, but don't flush right then unless the smell is bad, which is usually not the case if the poop is under water. Sometimes I can read for quite a while--20 or 30 minutes, maybe longer--before the urge arrives. Occasionally I don't poop at all until later in the day. I don't think the reading has anything to do with it; it's just a matter of my peristaltic progress.