If your turds were a movie title, which would they most resemble?

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Shit-a-holic's picture
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For my good shitting days:

Monster's Inc, Inglorious basterds,
13" going on 30 Sweeny turd: the demon farter of fleet street

For the constipated turds:

Failure to launch,
Terms of endearment,
Intolerable cruelty

The laxative induced:

The river wild,
Fast and the furious,
Practical magic

the thin brown line's picture
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Oh, one more...Cowards Bend At The Knee

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

the thin brown line's picture
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A combination of Like Water For Chocolate,
The Squid And The Whale,
The Sting, Two Lane Blacktop, Limbo, Double Indemnity, The Big Combo, Mephisto, The Three Burials of Melquiedas Estrada, Force of Evil, In The Name of My Father, Raising Cain, Memento, Nixon, Paths of Glory, Downfall, Repulsion, One Nation Under God, Style Wars, and The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)....GOT IT!!!

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

Anonymous Floater's picture

Nightmare on my street (really) - wanted (right now) - the hills have eyes (corny?) - are we there yet (halfway) and meet dave (you need a nickname) btw if i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put P and U together!

MSG's picture
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For a couple of days last week, mine would have been "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" (but I dropped them off at the pool anyway). This morning, however, I started off with at least a 14" snake with a couple of smaller ones, so that cycle has ended.

craptrina's picture
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Had to pick Gone With The Wind. Just because I hate that crapass movie. Also, if I let out my load too fast it has a sequel: Scarlet.

Linkin Log's picture

Hunt for Brown October, large and sinister with "Crazy Ivans" thrown in at the top of the hour...

FartingFool's picture

"Pirates of the Carribean"

Bunstuffer's picture

Black Beauty
To the Devil, A Daughter
The Wizard of Arse
Squeeze a Brown Flower
Turdle Racing
Devil's Express
Stargate Soggy One (SG-1)
The Unsinkable Molly Brown
Brown Beauty

Chief DIrty Ass of the No Wipe-um Tribe's picture

Enemy at the Gates, Thunderball, For Your Eyes Only,

ducky dnl's picture

My daughter calls hers "CLASH OF THE TITANS". It's fighting like hell to get out...

Resto Barrett's picture

Trying desperately to pinch a loaf this morning, Eyes Wide Shut came to mind. Or how about:

Yellow Submarine
The Big Squeeze
The Unsinkable Molly Brown
Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Dr Scully's picture
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In honour of Christopher Walken's birthday, I shall go with:
-Balls of Fury
-Ripper
-The Milagro Beanfield War

dude58's picture

This could possibly be the greatest site I have ever been on. I never thought of this in such a poetic manner as you have. I will now have to start grading my toilet bombs.

Anonymous Coward's picture

2001: A Poop's Odyssey

painter's picture

Paint your wagon. Because everythime I'm not feeling well, I tend to be painting the sides of the Bowl with shit. Only problem is my apartment has low flow toilets, and as for the environment as I am, these toilets aren't good paint removers

Anonymous Coward's picture

Nightmare Before Christmas, The Adventures of Scooby Doo.

"Frequency"

Anonymous Coward's picture

"The Hangover"

Waterworld

SaTURDay Night Fever,

also did not see..."Dirty Harry" or "The Terminator"

For those Tom Hanks fans... "Sleepless in Seattle", "Splash", "Big", or "Castaway"

mylittleterdy's picture

"The Firm", "The Breakfast Club",
"The Magnificent Seven", "St. Elmo's Fire" or "Die Hard"

Anonymous ass's picture

Flubber :D!

RoboCrap13's picture
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"Urban Legend" I've had a couple of times when my mind wonders "How the hell did I pass that without ripping something?"
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

MSG's picture
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I like 'Poop Fiction,' but in my case it's closer to 'Poop Reality."

power pooper's picture

Snakes Down the Drain.

lots of long, thin, squishy, snakes that slither halfway down the drain and the other ends stay lurking under the water like they might slither back up and bite my ass.

Bran Lover's picture
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Did anyone take "Poop Fiction?"
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

ChiliKahKah's picture
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Then there is the classic "B" movie called the Toxic Avenger !

Bilgepump's picture
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Not too shabby, PPP, I like that one.


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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

poo pot pie's picture
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So I Married an Ass Murderer- a terrifying idea with a lot of humor!

The Anyomous Crapper's picture
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Das Poop. Hands down.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Fever Pitch cuz it is always smokin hot

Anonymous Coward's picture

Dump and circumstance because sometimes my dump comes spontaneously or The Toxic Avenger!

Navy Man's picture

The Unsinkable Molly Brown

Anonymous Coward's picture

Furry Vengeance after I had some fuzzy veggies.

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Forest Dump...... just keeps on runnin
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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I hope to god I've just sat in a Shepard's pie.

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"Attack of the Killer Tomato Skins", they were rolled up but dangerous.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on!

Captain Craptastic's picture
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"Das Boot" complete with ominous German classical music! My poops are often like the scene when the "boot" gets slammed by depth charges and sinks to the bottom. Only difference is they repaired the "boot" and came back to the surface. My poops just lay there at the bottom and look sullen and stubborn until being sent on the strange and wonderful journey to the treatment plant.
----Captain Craptastic!!!

----Captain Craptastic!!!

Bran Lover's picture
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The Blob.
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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

TheMightyAss's picture

King Kong? I needed fighter jets to shoot at it until it dropped off...

Anonymous Coward's picture

wtf kind of site is this? rofl.

theotherroyalplunger's picture

DOOM, and Day After Tommorrow!

mrharryrules's picture

"Tsunami"

Rebekkah's picture
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Usually Das Boot, but of late, Apocalypse Now. My bum has turned into Kurtz.

TRT's picture

Pan's Labyrinth.

Because it looks like one of those "Which pipe connects to Mr Jone's house?" puzzles you used to get in children's annuals.

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Robo, you don't actually have to eat corn. You can eat corn flour and those fucking little corn molecules will actually clump together, reform into a kernel and polish itself to a nice luster before coming out. When the universe finally ends in a big bang, all that will be left is a stream of corn light years in length.
At least those are my theories.

RoboCrap13's picture
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"Clue" - The past couple of days, I've found myself asking "When did I eat corn recently?"
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Annie3456's picture

Mine would be a film about a couple, because they always, always come in two's, and sometimes they even have a little baby turd that comes at the end. But the two first ones are always the same size.

Squat-n-leaveit's picture
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Bedind the Green Door

pnuttycorn's picture
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A river runs through it.

I pee out my ass quite a bit.

Deja Poo's picture
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I wanted to say "Men in Brown" but because it always seems to explode out of me like the guy with the egg/embryo in his chest, I'm going with "Aliens".
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

prarie doggin's picture
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"An Inconvenient Poop"

Time to change the underwear Al.

Asssssss's picture

The Bowel Redemption.
The Brown Mile.