What you do with your pants when you poop at home

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I picked "To my knees".

Wouldn't "Below my knees but not around my ankles" be alittle hard to do?

Unless you hold your pants with your hand or are wearing pants with a tight elastic waistband, the pants would fall around the ankles anyway.

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Pants? Whats pants?

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For some reason my cat likes to come sit on my lap when I crap so I prefer to have some protection. I keep them a little higher than knees. I really like to take my pants off but have found it painful when she over shoots my lap.

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I pull them down to mid-thigh.

My husband puts them around his ankles and complains that the cats try to jump in them while he's going.

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Dammit Bilgepump, put your pants on.

I chose to my knees. I like to have a little cushioning for my elbows while reading my Fangoria magazine, so to the knees it is.


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I always drop my pants down to my ankles. To just my knees doesn't seem proper.

I may occasionally take my whole pants of if I'm in a good mood, or if I know I'll need a little less dead weight.


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I take them off. It's much more relaxing to shit when I can spread my legs out and squeeze out a dirt loaf without any restrictions.

I have also been known to take my pants (and shoes) off when I shit in public crappers. For some reason the average public crapper is built in such a way that it slams my buttcheeks together when I leave my pants around my knees or ankles. Then I get a poo crayon that leaves a million wiper chocolate strip in my ass. Blech!

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I had a friend who would drop his pants to his ankles while using the public urinal just for laughs. Gotta admit, it was pretty damn funny to see the looks on other urinators faces.


What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

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Hmmm:

daphne (2160) -- 05.13.2007

Dammit Bilgepump, put your pants on.

I chose to my knees. I like to have a little cushioning for my elbows while reading my Fangoria magazine, so to the knees it is.

Can't do that, I'm trolling for a bottom feeder.

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___Voted for the knees, so I can hold my magazine like daphne. Careful who you discuss these polls with, I asked my friend nurse tomain about a poop topic and she replied- "frank, that is a VERY personal thing"! Then she stomped out of the room.____
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Frank, your nurse friend graduated from the School of Too Much Information. There are hordes of alums from that particular alma mater.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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I drop mine all the way to the ankles. It just seems a little less restrictive that way. Around the knees or above seems pretty tight.

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Pantload (56) -- 05.15.2007

I had a friend who would drop his pants to his ankles while using the public urinal just for laughs. Gotta admit, it was pretty damn funny to see the looks on other urinators faces.

HA HA HA THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!

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How come everyone is letting the cats come into the bathroom while they go? Don't you have bathroom doors?

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I can answer this one:
KesAFloyd (82) -- 05.21.2007

How come everyone is letting the cats come into the bathroom while they go? Don't you have bathroom doors?

So there's something to wipe with, of course.

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Know why my name is titanicshit. If you've ever had one, you know what i'm talking about. They are so long they break in half in the toilet. HAHA me and my brother always converse about our shitting habits and come up with stupid names for those oh so weird craps

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It's great to see I'm not the only one who enjoys talking about poop in any sort of way (guidelines, polls, advise).

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Thanks Doniker, and the last two are crackin' me up!


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What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

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Does anyone else like to call pooping "unclenching a filth rocket"?

Just wonderin'

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I drop mine around my ankles. If I try to keep them up any higher, my legs are too close together to reach between my legs to wipe properly.

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I lose the pants and shirt. Apparently I'm weird.

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I went with below my knees but not around my ankles. I like some coverage. Plus I don't like showing of my kankles.
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@Regi while logged out
Your not weird at all. I do the same thing. Gives me complete freedom to dump-out =)

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I originally voted for taking 'em off, but that doesn't apply to certain pairs & doesn't necessarily include the underwear. For a while I was dropping them all the way because of a new toilet seat my brother had installed in the bathroom we were both using then; it seemed just a little too small to coexist with any pants. Other than as noted above, I don't have an official policy, & for some dumb reason it seems maybe I should. Fortunately it doesn't affect anyone else...
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I don't remove my pants. In other words, I just poop in my pants and worry about it later.

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Most of the time, I keep my pants above my knees. Because when I have to shit that is as far as I am able to get them in order to not shit myself. Sometimes though, once I am seated, I will move them down to my ankles, ( if I am at home in my own bathroom). Additionally, I dont like my pants to touch the floor, especially at work or other public restroom. At home, I will sometimes remove my shirt.

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When I get through the door from work, off come the clothes and I usually take a dump. Then I put on jammies, and if I poop again ( usually do) to the knees so I too can hold my magazine or book. I am reading Anthony Bourdain, The Nasty Bits. My hub thinks it's weird I can pooop and read about food.

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When I get through the door from work, off come the clothes and I usually take a dump. Then I put on jammies, and if I poop again ( usually do) to the knees so I too can hold my magazine or book. I am reading Anthony Bourdain, The Nasty Bits. My hub thinks it's weird I can pooop and read about food.

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Nutty, Anthony has one of my favorite shows. That dude ain't afraid to eat anything. Imagine his poop stories.

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I take my pants off on the way to the bathroom, and drop them off in the laundry room. If I'm heading to the toilet, it's already too late for the pants.

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this thing about cats is funny, I have 4 cats, and drop pants just below knee level. the cats compete to sit in my pants while I poop-- Its crazy--why? I dunno

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They are trying to tell you (in their own feline way) that they want to be like Bilge's cats.

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I go mid-shin with my boxers and ankles with my jeans. And yes I too have a cat who sits in my pants while I go. Not in the boxers, that's a little gross but I do let her be close to her daddy to keep her off my lap. She also drinks from the sink and will stand on the sink and claw my shoulder until I turn the water on for her.....evil beast.....messing with my poop-time!

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Do you remove the cat when you pull your pants up? Just curious, I think it would save me time if I just left the little fucking furball in there...oh, wait, no...that would be bad for my trouser snake...never mind.

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Without pants, in the shower, and warm running water down my back while I squeeze out the remainder of what started in my boxers. Very smelly and messy but much more liberal than the restricted effect being the toilet bowl's echoe.

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Wherever I am, unless the room is very cold, I drop pants and undies to my ankles. If the light is good, I can look between my legs, see in the water the silhouette of my bottom, and watch my poop come out. At home I usually do the same, but sometimes take all my clothes off to dump.

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MSG, I remember as a child, (the lighting was different) looking down to watch the log clear the crevice, in the watery reflection. Sadly, because of a lighting issue in the house I now have, those days of quantifying the log by reflection are long gone. However, I am considering, after your post, consulting a lighting specialist, to see if wee can replicate those halcyon days of childhood poop.

Its nice to see whats coming!

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I prefer to just lower by trousers and boxers to just above my knees. For years I dropped both to my ankles but feel pooping at school etc is safer with them kept at arms reach to pull them up quickly and prevent my mates seeing my undies in the stall nextdoor

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hah. For the past 3 months I haven't been wearing any pants, just silk shorts(holidays) and sometimes nothing at all. Depending on how shitty a bathroom is I'll have my pants down to ankles(clean) and to my knees(shitty).

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Lately, I've had a lot of back problems, so to minimize the bending, I've started just lowering my underwear and pants to where they just barely clear my ass. Only problem is, I still have to push them down to my knees so I can reach between my legs to wipe. (Wish I could learn to wipe from behind, but I can't figure it out.)

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So why bother wiping, turdfan? You don't live with anyone, do you?

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I guess that begs the question, "if an ass is unwiped and you live alone, is it still dirty?"

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By the way, I figured that turdfan lived alone because living with someone usually requires bending. In my experience, anyway. But to answer your astute question, Sir Prarie-dog Bacon, I think if you live alone, your ass is whatever you want it to be.

Logjam

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anonymous Bull, could you please elaborate on why you feel safer pulling your pants down to your ankles in a clean bathroom? are your knees and shins easily susceptible to contracting diseases?

turdfan, here's how you wipe from behind (er, how i wipe from behind):
1. lean forward
2. lift one side (the same side as the hand you wipe with) of your butt off the toilet
3. reach under with your TP-wielding hand
4. wipe (always front to back!)

easy peasy.
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At least pull them down far enough where they clear the asshole.

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Wonder, the front to back procedure is called for with females, as you have nothing to stop the swipe. We males have a sort of door stop that prevents us from going too far when wiping back to front.

Postman, that was too funny.

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that's true, prarie. and i did consider that and almost omitted that part. but then i figured there could be a female who doesn't know how to wipe properly who may come across that post.

plus, well, you just never know with some people.
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Im a back to front man myself, using PD's 'doorstop' to great effect.

Actually PD, you still havent said when you want it back (I'll wash it down before I send it)

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Uh....yeah, Bilge said he wanted it next. Yeah, thats right....uh Bilge.

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whoa! i didn't know you guys could share doorstops. penes are so cool.
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