Heh. Maybe with all the people who have said in years previous that PR was like a cup of coffee and a cigarette to their bowels, one of the options should have been the toilet.

I usually hit the front page stories, then the newswire, check new comments, and then hit the forums to see what's new back there.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Absolutely, the forums thing I am just getting hooked up with....... Hey Daphne, see how many Selma Hyack (? spelling) poop references you can come up with.

Did my computer just fart?.... damn right! And its taken me a week to fix it!

Recent comments. I'm still wet behind the ears in the forum world.

Hey BVC, your computer farts? Does it ever go down on you?

I usually go to the recent comments, because I've got a memory like a goldfish, and I need a starting point to remind me of where I was up to last time.

When I joined early in 2003, the Forums were my focus and still are, despite the number of Front Page stories I've contributed. I still like to see if any of my friends have been on and put up some comments there first.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Just like the Sunday paper, I scan the front page, look at recent events, and then sit back to enjoy the funny pages.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

We need more fish in the forums. You all should join up if you haven't.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

I go to the points tote board to see how many rungs up the ladder prarie doggin has climbed since I last looked.

LJ, it's slowed. I'm outta breath.

I have to say that I agree with Daphne. I find that this website definitely can serve as a non-chemical laxative. I find myself reading this first thing in the morning before I have my morning shit. It inspires my bowels to wake up and move. Plus I feel poop report has great entertainment value.

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In search of the ever evasive BM

I go right to "Log Out"...then I slap my forehead (its gotten rather flat, recently), do my Homer Simpson "DOH!"...and wonder what the fuck I was doing in the first place.

Oh shit, I thought "log out" meant....well..
nevermind

I go to the front page and see how many of my wiseass comments have been deleted, then I take the poll, make more wiseass comments, and head to the forums.

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Born right the first time.

My poop is red. I remember having fruit punch the night before. So is it possible red from the punch or is it real blood? How can I tell the difference?

Take a taste. Fruit punch will be sweeter.

Punchpooper, if you are going to post a comment, at LEAST take the time to READ WHICH FUCKING ARTICLE YOU ARE POSTING UNDER!!! It's bad enough getting three million "I have blood in my poop am I dying" posts in other sections, (except maybe those ACTUALLY discussing blood in poop and weird colors). No one wants to sort through them on the rest of the site.

P.S. My back is killing me and I'm in a REALLY bad mood!

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Born right the first time.

I check out the poll, then either hit the forums or read the newswires. It depends on my mood.

I scan the front page, then go to the stories section. Starting with Dave's maiden story about trouble on the Triborough Bridge, I've slowly read my way up to mid 2002 and the posts of G Ras and the Mastercrapper. Damn funny stuff.

I look at the recent comments. I like to see if anybody responded to any of my moronic comments.

You're absolutely right, Daphne. I should have included the toilet as one of the options for this poll. A few minutes on PR will always produce some bowel action for me.

Hum bunger- that's quite the act of dedication!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!