Which type of shit smells the worst

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People poop
38% (621 votes)
Doggie dung
16% (267 votes)
Kitty crap
25% (406 votes)
Cow patties
10% (171 votes)
Other (please elaborate)
11% (187 votes)
Total votes: 1652

277 Comments on "Which type of shit smells the worst"

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I really think fresh doggie doo that you've just stepped in is the worst.

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Yeah, that almost happened to me yesterday as I was leaving for work. We don't even have a damn dog. Today I found out that our neighbors' dog escaped, and apparently his first order of business was to leave a fresh steaming pile on our lawn.

However, I had to nominate cat shit. Maybe it doesn't smell as bad, but the fact that it sits indoors and reeks up the place until I scoop it (and of course it's always me . . . ) makes it all the more malodorous.

And who the hell voted for "other" and didn't elaborate? Damn the non-elaborator.

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Just go to the forums and look at my avatar. That says it all. What smells about cats is the PEE!

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I am in full agreement with you there as well. I do detest the acrid smell of cat pee.

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I voted dog poop. It's bad.

Then again, possum poop is way bad also. It was the worst part of working rehab.

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Human diarrhea, especially if it has been caused by the victim drinking too much British Real ale beer or the worst Guiness Stout. YEUCH!

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Daph, it is so good of you to be doing something for poor possums who are down on their luck.

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Bear shit, when I was camping in Algonquin park years ago when we would portage quite often we would come across these huge piles of shit that you could smell from a good thirty to forty feet, we didn't know what it was but a ranger advised us it was bear shit. He said bears stink worse than their shit and you can smell them long before you see them.

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Hey AB2K. I missed the little tag lines you typically add to each option, which make it easier to make up my mind. You know,
a. People poop -- makes me puke.
b. Doggie dung -- wanna run.
And don't tell us you had better things to do with your time.

Logjam

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People poop is the worst that I have smelled. I have not encountered bear boom boom yet.

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She told me she had to run Logjam.

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The worst shit I have ever smelt was that which my German Shepherd dog did one day in the house, then ate to hide her bad deed, then puked up all over the room.

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"She told me she had to run Logjam." Well, I can understand that, I guess. Who of us hasn't had to cut short what we're currently involved with on a moment's notice to attend to other matters.

Logjam

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Old person dung takes the cake.

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Pig shit. The very worst - if you go into one of those barns (large farm barns) the stench stays in your clothes even after washing!

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cat shit is the worst.

litter boxes are a joke. we have 3 cats and 2 litter boxes and my house still smells like shit and piss from those scumbag cats.

We have a dog as well and the smell of dogshit does get alittle ripe in my backyard on a hot summer day ...but hey at least it's outside.

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You know, doniker, I didn't know you had cats. We have four. However, we have 5 litter boxes, and the house smells OK.

The usual rule is the number of cats plus one for box number. Do you think that would help? Do you use scoopable litter? I know it helps us a great deal. What do you feed them? Wet food makes for really bad stink in the box. I know if I treat my cats to a can of cat food, the next day the boxes are riper.

Actually, it's really hard to find a place for a litter box that's out of the way and available to them; we had to finegle quite a bit to get the boxes situated.

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Oh and Dumpster, you ain't seen nothin' til' you've seen me on the side of the road in Kentucky picking through a road kill if it appears to be female. Yes, I have.

The babies hide inside and die if the weather is either super hot or cold. You have to pull them out of the mom.

They actually are great scavengers and save quite a bit of disease from being spread by eating anything and everything. Dead animals, garbage, etc. They eat it and it doesn't have the chance to be a breeding ground for germs and bacteria.

I'm a wealth of useless bullshit information.

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well daphne, of the 3 cats, one cat is an outdoor cat and gets pissed if we keep him in so he shits everywhere. One of the other cats is old and sick.

Read my story: http://www.poopreport.com/stories/the_poops_of_my_life.html

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Daph: I've done that with a possum; when I was young my mom and I were always rescuing animals. If I remember correctly, the babies died, though. That was sad.

Logjam, sorry, I really couldn't think of anything witty to say. I really did try to write taglines but they came out lame. Maybe I should let you write my taglines from now on. I'm glad to hear that you like the ones I do write, though.

Oh yeah, and you and Bunga are never going to let me live that one down, are you?

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You've lived it down, AB2K. Let's dump it.

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Dumb and Dumber are walking through the park one day, when they happen upon a suspicious-looking brown pile.

"What's this?" says Dumb, "you think it's dogshit?"

"Looks like dogshit," says Dumber.

"Smells like dogshit," says Dumb.

"Feels like dogshit," says Dumber.

"Tastes like dogshit," says Dumb.

"Good thing we didn't step in it, then," says Dumber.

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Snake poop is pretty bad, it would be difficult to determine which is worse... cat pee and poop mixed or snakes...

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I've never had the pleasure of smelling snake poop. It sounds very interesting. I suppose a whole rat has the potential to smell horrible coming out the other end.

Oh, and Dumpster -- consider it dumped. BTW, your joke makes me think of the scene in Dumb and Dumberer where Jim Carrey gets the melted chocolate bar all over he bathroom, and Bob Saget, as his date's rich dad, comes in and can't believe the horror. Best non-poop poop scene ever.

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AB2K writes, "Maybe I should let you write my taglines from now on." Hard to pass on the opportunity to collaborate with you, but I think I'm more useful as a sounding board, suggestion maker, offering encouragement and such.
Dumpster says, "You've lived it down, AB2K. Let's dump it." But as we all know, it's important to chew and fully digest before dumping.

Logjam

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Encouragement? Don't you mean nitpicking?

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With polls, it's all in the details.

Logjam

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Logjam says, "But as we all know, it's important to chew and fully digest before dumping."

Does that equally apply to dumpsters?

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Hmm. For once I dotn know, Dumpster.

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Oh BTW TD, Dove will put up KOC at KFC on Friday.

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Logjam, as usual, I disagree with you. Polls are all about trying to squeeze everyone voting on them into five categories (at least on this site) when in fact, there are an infinite number of reactions and experiences related to a subject. They have to be as broad as possible so as many people as possible can relate to them.

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KOC, in your honor today, I went and bought a bucket from the Colonel (I know; daphne will kill me). I think some poop stories may emerge, but we will await your "piece de resistance" on this subject!

(TBW, where are you with your mordant wit these days?)

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Jeez, doniker, I'm sorry to hear your cat is old and sick. I know that gets hard, because when a cat gets old it will just go anywhere. We had a cat who used to forget where the box was.

And, Dumpster, I am not going to kill you. I know it's really tasty. I know because I miss it.............hugging bunnies since 1969

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We've got 2 cats (down from 4), 1 dog (down from 2), a bird (recently deceased), 5 goldfish, 2 children (fresh out of diapers) and I'd have to say my poop is by far the stinkiest. Am I not king of my castle?

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Dumpster asked, I sensed with some trepidation, "Does that equally apply to dumpsters?" Recognizing this as no ordinary question, I have packed the car for a trip (I pray not an odyssey) to visit the Oracle of the Mountain of Shameless Shitting where I intend to submit this question and return with a reply. So adieu, fellow sojouners, and wish me well.

Logjam

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Chicken crap has got to be the worst. Driving past a chicken farm on a hot summer day will make the strongest cast iron stomach heave.

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I don't know if cow patties smell worst, but they do smell the from the farthest distance. We lived in a rural area. During my high school distance running days I could smell cow dung hundreds of yards away.

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I have to vote for human poop. I've had dogs, I've had cats, and I've smelled cow patties (not on purpose). None of it compares to the stench that has come out of my husband's ass.

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Dumpster: your Dumb and Dumber routine first appeared on a Cheech And Chong album way back when. It's still pretty funny.

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I figure people is the worst because of the divirsity of foods we eat (providing all poopers here are people) Kitty is a close 2nd especially if ya let it build up in massive quantities in any one place. Of cource, I've seen dog farts that would clear a room of a hundres souls and not make the dog flinch.

Say, why don't dogs cover their noses when they fart? My cat looks at me funny when I break wind. Sometimes he runs away. I know I've done something great when that happens!! Happy Poop-Shootin!!

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I have to go with human poop most of the time. However, dog poop does this amazing smell transformation when it is stepped upon or smeared on something. That is one of the foulest odors known to man. Well, except for New Orleans, but that's another type of shit altogether.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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TSV, thanks so much for bringing this post back up. I have been worried to death about where Logjam is, and I just reviewed the following post from him, over three weeks ago:

"Logjam (1023) -- 01.19.2006
Dumpster asked, I sensed with some trepidation, "Does that equally apply to dumpsters?" Recognizing this as no ordinary question, I have packed the car for a trip (I pray not an odyssey) to visit the Oracle of the Mountain of Shameless Shitting where I intend to submit this question and return with a reply. So adieu, fellow sojouners, and wish me well."

....

Well, I hope El Logjamo returns soon, and I regret any part I may have played in his departure. You guys need to understand that, when you go away for so long, this place takes on a different complexion without you.

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Dammit, Dumpster, I read that and thought it was a post by Logjam. I don't think you had anything to do with his departure. He's probably on a really long road trip.

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Heartbroken over AB2K, as many of us are, I'm sure.

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What the hell does Logjam do anyway?

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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Tells us about as much about himself as you do, TSV.

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I've gotta go with snake poo too, I always liked snakes until my friend Matt was showing me his black and white stripey sname and gave it to his brother to hold and it did a great big pile on him, his brother was so mad!! It was like hot cat poo, like really bad and wet. Yuck. I really laughed at the "I've smelled cow patties (not on purpose)" comment, laughed so much I was crying and my husband asked what was wrong. He already thinks I am crap-obsessed because I am a Brit and he is American. I told him it was just a comedy site....

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Snake-handling, huh? Wait until the anti-Christian crowd gets hold of this one!

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You rang?

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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The combination of day old vomit, shit, urine and semen on a lounge on a hot day is the worst. Mixed together of course, after the perpetrator has consumed beer, eaten rich food and masturbated in a drunken state before passing out nude, shitting, pissing and spewing, then sleeping on it for a day in midsummer - he'd taken drugs too. The lounge was burnt.

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I should add he tried to wipe the combo of poo, pee, vomit and semen off the lounge with my curtain thinking nobody would notice.

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... oh also, the stench of rotten armpits and feet unwashed just complimented the poo, spew, unine and jism. This guy used drugs and kept shitting and vomiting, never washed. Lounge room a real little den.

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After a day of BUD and Deviled eggs...I can peel paint...
BUTT...
NUMBER ONE.....TURTLE SHIT!!!!!
AN Ex girlfriend had too many turtles...long story...%{
anyway...I would (and not be happy about it) take one of her "fecal retentive" turtles for a ride in my Z28 until it pooped.
PURE F>>>N STANK!!!! UGGG!
Liquid Ass should ANALyze this and bottle it.
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I chose other...Pig shit is the worst, especially a pig house full of it. As a teenager, working on a farm I had to clean out a pighouse with a shovel. Literally had to hold my breath, get a shovelfull and throw it outside before repeating. Thanks to Pinch a Loaf for bringing back this memory. I thought I knew my shit, but I had forgotten pigshit.

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Okay AC/The Affected, I don't know why but I found your posts hilariously funny. Probably because of the picture I just got in my head while reading it.


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A very deaf old man, accompanied by his wife, goes for a physical.

"Now, Mr. Brown," says the doc, "before you go, I need a sample of your stool, a sample of your urine, and a sample of your semen."

"Huh?" says the old man.

"Mr. Brown," says the doc a bit louder, "I said, before you go, I need a sample of your stool, a sample of your urine, and a sample of your semen!"

"What did he say?" the old man asks his wife.

"HE SAID TO LEAVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" shouts the old lady.

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That's funny as hell Dumpster!!! Poor old man!


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Having been raised in a bucolic setting with many animals, IMO I have to say the most foul would be chicken shit, closely followed by pig then cow dung. Surprisingly these are worse than shits of carivorous types such as humans, dogs or cats...


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Have you ever thought that most carnivorous animals make some effort to dispose of their shit (or at least cover it up), while herbivorous ones just let it lie?

There is probably some significant research on this issue, but I am too lazy to go look for it just now.

Dave and Di, would this be another possible topic for The Journal of Ass Production, Vol, 2, which I understand focuses on pooping without a pottie?

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Dumpster: 'most carnivorous animals' is a subjective phrase. You obviously haven't met the ultimate shamless shitter that is my cantankerous feline, fondly referred to as piggatig. While he's good about using his box every time, he makes no effort to cover up his dooings. Maybe he just wants mommy to praise his output?

And while I've never had a dog as a family member I've had several neighbors with canine family members. Their output was almost ALWAYS on my lawn and almost NEVER covered up.

May you always find a roll with paper

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The animals who cover up their shit are the ones who do not want predators to track them by their scent. Again, this is not all-encompassing, as I'm sure we have all seen rabbit turds uncovered in our gardens, but that is the primary reason for animals covering up shit in the wild.

As for my cats, they make some attempt to cover up their shit, but yesterday Barkley, our older cat with some digestive problems and a bad catnip addiction, had some diarrhea. We keep the litter box in our computer room, which is next to the bathroom. Anyway, right after she did it I went to pee, smelled it, and figured I'd clean it up after I peed. While I was peeing (I always leave the door open when we don't have company) Mr. Blaster came in from outside and smelled the stench. he saw me on the shitter and said "Awwww man your ass reeks!"

I replied with, "It wasn't me, it was Barkley!" It was a truthfull and honest statement, but of course he didn't believe me until he went to look at the catbox. There it was: a CD-sized, completely uncovered puddle of feline diarrhea, and it was reeking up the entire back of our house. We were having company within a couple hours and were disgruntled.

To make a long story short, I threw some litter on it myself, scooped it out (it took three scoops) and Mr. Blaster opened the windows wide and sprayed air freshener everywhere. I actually smelled it faintly upstairs later, but fortunately our company didn't notice.

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Actually we did smell the dook but suspected it was you or the Mr. and rather than cause a scene chose to ignore the burning it caused our eyes. We so enjoyed our visit except regret the upcoming dry cleaning bills, let's do it again, real soon, preferably at our home next time.

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AB2K, was it because you successfully eliminated the odor, or because your company has been to your house before and couldn't tell the difference?

How many of your friends know that they are actually in the presence of the great, the one-and-only, AssBlaster2000, one of the Internet's greatest talents?

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Dumpster, that wasn't very nice; I am taking offense to that comment. I do keep my house mostly clean and it doesn't smell. If anything it's our damn friends who smell up our house with their shits and farts.

And none of them know about PR, and I plan to keep it that way.

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Yeah, Babe, but your own company seems to have a different view, as stated above.

Also, if your true identity is such a secret, how did they track you down here on PR? As my friend Will Shakespeare said, "methinks the lady protesteth overmuch."

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That's funny Dumpster, it may explain why when I have a chat with AB2K through yahoo chat the screen area where her type is kind of looks like a mirage with wafting waves, you can almost see poo vapours!

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Damn good thing they haven't figured out how to send smell over the Internet. This site could truly become dangerous!

I like it when AB2K's "guys" gang up on her. You notice she really can't deal with it!

It would be just like her to punish us by using that secret code which sends 770 volts online directly to your keyboard and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Don't fool yourself Dumpster, she can take it and she can dish it out. Not too many women have the strength and poise of our beloved AssBlaster 2000, this is one of many reasons Dave probably chose her as a moderator. But beneath that thick skin of hers beats a mighty soft heart.

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We are sorry, but Dumpster is unable to respond at this time, having suffered cardiac arrest secondary to major electric shock.

However, he WAS found with a smile on his face. We are confident of a full recovery.

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I suppose in retrospect that my REAL answer to this thought-provoking question would be, 'whatever type in which you're the closest proximity...'


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I once stepped in a fresh pile of dog shit, then tracked it all through work. All their carpets smelled like shit for the next few days. I hate that place and it was awesome!

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As far as mine is concerned, it's always the kind of loose floaters that are usually accompanied by quite a bit of farting. If I just have my normal firm turds, they are usually sinkers and they are also not usually accompanied by any farts.

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While humans can produce some truly vile odors of elimination, none seem to match the sheer viciousness of what comes out of the typical housecat's bottom -- if that stuff ends up outside the litter box (as it did at a friend's place; we couldn't endure the aroma on his patio until we'd hosed the whole thing down several times). Dogs are pikers in comparison; cows' patties actually smell relatively pleasant in comparison to their carnivorous and omnivorous cousins.

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human shit is def the worst. imagine waking up and seeing a massive puddle of shit on your floor, which looks more like iced tea or mustard, or a heavenly combo of both.. although a nice log doesn't smell too heavenly either.

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Human shit is the worst, heck mine is pretty bad, can't stand it myself at time, its just horrible!
But I've walked into some restroom and maaaaan does it stink!

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egg or garlic human shits smell the worst!! the blueberry poops are a close second.


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I believe cow manure is the worst. It has a disgusting smell

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Cow manure is really gross. It comes out wet, and it smells really disgusting

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Both you cowards are so far off....guppy shit is the worst, by far...don't believe me? Gather up a handful of guppy crap and give it a good whiff, and tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead...I dare ya.

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Pine martins leave a very nasty, greasy package. I worked at a mink ranch and those little bastards are rank also. Maybe all weasels, but martens and mink for sure

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Bilge, how do you get your hands into those little guppy toilets?

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He could tell you, prarie, but don’t think you could then pull this off. Since he was a lad, Bilge has honed his skills at maneuvering his lithe hands into tincy spaces. For Bilge, guppy toilets (we always called them “guplets”) are as roomy as Subway Jared’s post-diet pants.

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I'd still say cat shit stinks the worst. There's just something about it - just kinda bites ya in the nose.

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what exactly does guppy crap smell like?

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Shitwit, maybe you just need to keep your nose a bit further away.

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AC, Bilge is in seclusion writing his 1000th post. He has promised that it will be an epic, and has been in the bathroom almost 24 hours now without sleep, food or even his cats. When he emerges, he has promised to reply to all questions including yours in a timely fashion.

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no one had written on this post for a long time, then everyone started writing on it again. I like it! this is a very good post.

BTW, dog poop smells the worst, especially when it is moist and fresh.

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i have not encountered the smell of dog or cat feces, since i do not have any and don't go over to other peoples houses. Could someone explain to me what they smell like?

i don't know why so many people think human poo is that bad, I use public bathrooms and they don't stink to me at all.

Personally, I think the worst it cow manure. One day I was driving down a country road in Texas, with hundreds of cows all around me, with the window down. It smelled gross, hard to describe.

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what's with all you weirdos saying cow manure is the worst. It smells awful, but think about hog poop. It is so smelly, it will drive you crazy if you aren't used to it.

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i know what you mean, americanPoop. I don't have dogs or cats either, and everyone always acts like dog and cat poop smells horrible. Is that so? Someone please explain.

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Love these comments, and I have to say, that cat shit is the worst-smelling stuff I've ever experienced. Hell, even their farts can make a bloke chunder.
I remember, maaaaany moons ago, when I was just a young boy, we had this cat, and as I was raised as an animal-lover, I used to carry this putrid thing around a bit. One day, it decided that it didn't want to be carried, and it squirmed around in my arms and tried to escape downwards (sort of upside-down). So, heres me, trying not to let go for fear of the rotten thing falling on its head. I looked down, and there was its poop-chute winking at me. Next thing, the poop-chute formed a silent hole in the middle, and this ungodly stench hit me square in the face. Let me tell you, that cat got dropped REAL quick.

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I've encountered some potent shit in my life, Giraffe shit is absoloutely vile, but comes a sloppy second to, day old, commode bound, 89 year old granny shit.

I spent a while fitting stair lifts for the little old dears, and if the stairlift breaks down, the first thing the home help does, is leave a mobile commode at the bottom of the stairs, and empties it once a day. Meanwhile, I'm triyng to fix the lift with my head inches away from the beast. Its wierd though, while, if left, my own turds would harden and solidify, these things bio degrade into a kind of shit soup. Vile.

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Blind Mullet, I couldn't help but laugh when you described seeing the catbutthole as it blasted your face with catfart. I've had 5 cats in the last 18 yrs. I'm down to the baby who is 14 yrs old now. I've never heard or smelled a cat fart. I ve smelled some really funky dog and horse fart before and don't wish to smell it again.

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I have planned a future story about this. I have a dog that got into a (outside) dog shit storage can (which got emptied weekly) and ate about four days worth of shit before I spotted it. The resulting vomit (about an hour later) was about the foulest thing I have ever encountered. The fact that she vomited under the breakfast table as we were eating made it much worse.

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Im surprised you said giraffe poop smelled horrible. With them being herbivores, it shouldn't be as bad as some other kinds of poop.

However, I remember being in the giraffe exhibit in the zoo. It smelled like rotten crap in there, it was really gross

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AC, "I remember being in the giraffe exhibit in the zoo". Are you a giraffe?? If so, I think you might be the first giraffe, or animal (except for a few baboons) to post on PR. Welcome.

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No i'm not a giraffe. lol

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A BABY Giraffe then? I know they have been doing work with chimps and sign language, but baby giraffes using the interweb? Wow, modern science, amazing. Next we'll be having world leaders being trained to talk less shit! (or is this just a pipe dream?)

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Better way to say it: I was in the giraffe exhibit room, but not IN the giraffe exhibit. I'm human.

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People poo is the WORST BUTT Dog crap and kitty crap is a close second and third. Dog crap I would pick as second because if you step in it it stinks to high heaven. If you dont clean Bootsies litter box either that can stink I dont give a damn WHAT brand of litter you use. But because our diet is varied I would have to say a nice broccoli rabe shit with lots of garlic is the WORST. I know the farts are hazardous by themselves.
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It seems like many people think human poop is the worst, but I can barely smell my own poop. Is this because I have gotten used to it, or because my poop doesn't smell too bad?

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Oh, Come on AC, your poop probably smells bad like everyone elses. You're just used to it. Or you are not willing to admit it. lol.

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Who is the person called lol? I am confused, as lol appears not to have posted any comments.

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lol= laughing out loud. Common on the internet for a quick way to show that you think something is funny

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I believe dog crap is the worst. Especially when you step in it; then it smells REALLY bad!

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No, AC, I am lol. What's up people, this is my first post!

You people still haven't mentioned the worst smelling poop. It's hippo dung. It smells really, really bad.

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How do you get close enough to the hippo to get a whiff of it's dung!?!?!?!

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Mullet, my experience has been that voodoo is very effective on hippo's, allowing one to creep right up and sniff not only the dung, but inspect the dungport, as well. I was blessed by Nana Buluku with the gift.

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A zoo. You can smell it from pretty far away. I don't think you'd want to smell it!

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BM, Actually those hippos are very sensitive about their weight. Just get close and say "woah, look at the cellulite on those thunder thighs", and when they put their head down and try to look back, you can dash in and take a quick sniff of the dung hole. Just make sure it's not an old male.

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i remember watching some show on animal planet six months ago or something. It was about hippos. It said that for hippos to show dominance over other hippos, they turn their butt on them, and poop and pee at the same time while flicking their tails to spread it everywhere. It seems like it must be pretty smelly for them to do that.

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AC, to further that, I believe it is all done under water, as that is where they spend most of their time. The fish go into a feeding frenzy when this happens. Thank god I'm a human.

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BP, that makes for a bloody funny mental picture- some bloke in his underpants, with a rattling-thing in one hand and a headless chook in the other, dancing around a hippo and spraying the chicken-blood in a circle around the said hippo.
The hippo eventually goes into a trance, and gets the wide-eyed vacant stare.
The bloke in the underpants then proceeds to warily make his way around the back of the hippo, lifts the tail, has a good, long look at the poop-chute, then has a mighty inhalation of its crack-fumes, followed by a satisfied and knowing "Aaahh!!!"

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That's it exactly, mate.

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Doesn't camel crap stink as bad or worse than hippo crap? Rhino crap probable stinks just as bad too. I know turtle crap is a gagger.

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AC, nooooooo, really?

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Yes, really. I saw it on animal planet.

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How did you smell tutrlt crap, sitingpretty? Do you have pet turtles?

As for all three animals you mentioned, I have not smelled any of their poop. All I know is Hippo poop is gross.

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turtle, not tutrlt. sorry.

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actually, sittingpretty, i've heard that camels smell a lot worse than their crap, especially if they don't get cleaned. That doesn't mean their crap doesn't stink, though.

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Camels squeeze so much moisture out of their food that their dung is almost bone dry. In fact it can be lit and burned for cooking/heat. I cant imagine something that dry having much of an odor unless you shove it right up to your nose.

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Yum, yum.
Nothing like a few lamb chops grilled over a flaming camel turd.

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I just read on some online page that the animal with the worst smelling poop was the cerval, which is some kind of cat. It was just a random person's answer, so truth is not guaranteed. Do any of you know anything about cerval dung?

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Cervil is a member of the parsley family, a spice. Do you mean serval?


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I don't know. the person who posted it was just a member of the site, just like some people here, so he/she may or may not know what he/she is talking about. What's a serval?

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http://www.exoticcatz.com/speciesserval.html

If you copy and paste that link, you can see a little about them. They are one of the smaller breeds of wild cats that some unscrupulous breeders use to make "bengals", or hybrid cats for human purchase as pets. They often are abandoned when they reach maturity, as they are half wild and start spraying all over the house regardless of being fixed.


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What a great gift idea!
A cat (wretched creatures to start with) which grows up to piss all over the house (and probably kill native birds as well), and has the worst-smelling shit in the world.
What kind of moron would breed such a thing in the first place, and what kind of dimwit would buy one?

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I didn't buy my cat. Got her free at the pet store. But over the last 9 years, she's been a great companion. I'll take her over our idiot dog, who destroys just about anything he can get his stupid mouth or paws on.

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Not only that, but my cat is also a lot cheaper than my two kids who are both in college, who at the moment are both bleeding me dry.

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Don't forget, Postman, that you can wipe with a cat. I've never tried wiping with a kid, but seems a rather taxing proposition, with legal consequences I, for one, don't care to explore.

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I wouldn't try it either, Bilgepump. You know how it is nowadays, no matter what you do to a kid, it's child abuse.

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what gives the serval such smelly poop? Does it eat something weird?

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It's most likely a fad, the wild cat thing. People will pay 2 to 3 grand for one of these cats. Why, I have no idea. We get cats all the time just by living in the country. Free. Free huggable meatloaves of fur.

However, I'd pay good money for a protection dog any day of the week. Gator and Sadie are worth their weight in gold.

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The only pets I have in my house are three birds. They are nice, and their poo doesn't have any smell.

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Are they dead, or "just resting?"

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no, they are alive and awake. Seriosly, their poop doesn't smell bad at all.

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...they might be Norwegian Blue Parrots, and they're pining for the fjords...

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no, they are cockatiels, from Australia.

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Ah...then they would be pining for the Aborigines. Or the Sydney Opera House.

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I imagine an African hunting dog's shit doesn't smell very good, either. They eat so much meat in a day that they don't need a lot of water. Most of the moisture they get is from the blood and bodily fluids of their prey. It must make for some NASTY shits!

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