..."pining for the Abos" (!!!!!) That gave me the laugh that I really needed today! (come to think of it, abos probably eat cockatiels).
Abos eat cockatiels? Cockatiels don't seem to have much meat in them. They are really small.
They are used as an appetizer, or a salad garnish, much like croutons.
I recommend marinated babies' feet for the main dish, with a little cat brain custard to finish the meal. _______Born right the first time.
You could always have the babies feet liquified in a blender, and served up in a tall, chilled glass with a straw, I think its called a'knickerbockerbaby'
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whats that smell?
Haven't any of you ever been to a pig farm or something? The smell is soooo bad. Pig dung is the worst smelling.
I am happy to say that I have not. Hope I never have the displeasure of smelling one after all the horror stories I heard from my dad's Iowa friends. Even without the pig poop, one of those factory pig farms probably smells like rotting carcasses and antibiotics. Lovely places, those factory farms... _______Born right the first time.
pigs are probably one of the smelliest animals, with or without their poop.
AC, pig do stink but they are not one of the smelliest animals. There are animals that smell much worse than pigs, including skunks, vultures, tasmanian devils, foxes, and hyenas.
However, many pigs togather smell really bad.
conversely, my nose smells really good.
chicken poop is pretty nasty!!
I have never smelled chicken poop. I hear that it doesn't smell the worst, but it is extremely strong. I hear it isn't as bad as pig crap, but it is so strong that many people think it is worse.
Naaah, chook poo isn't that bad. In fact, its a pretty popular organic fertilizer. Lots of chook farmers over here sell it for a couple of dollars a bag. Theres even a commercial version called "Dynamic Lifter" (TM). It stinks alright, but nowhere near as bad as what my old Dad was capable of...
Another type of poop that smells really bad is crocodile/alligator dung. It's pretty bad.
Another type of poop I just remembered that smelled really horrible actually came from a dog. I'm not sure what was wrong with it, but someone brought in a shar-pai when I worked at the vet with this nasty, dripping, bloody poop. At first the vet thought it was parvo, but when tests came up negative, she kept the dog in the regular ward until she found a cause. (This cause escapes me at this time, but the dog eventually recovered, Daphne.) Anyway, it would completely spackle its run in this bloody liqui-shit and guess who had to clean it! I will NEVER in a million years forget that odor, because there is nothing in the world like it. The parvo ward actually smelled better! _______Born right the first time.
Liquid, red, vile smelling! Sounds just like the pinworm medicine I had to take once or twice as a child. Hmmmm....
makes you wondewr what they put in medicine these days...
americanPoop, I have never smelled croc/gator dung. How do they smell?
It's hard to describe. I wouldn't call it the worst smelling, but it's pretty gross.
Since all of these different animal's poop smells different, I wander what would happen if we took some poop from every animal and put it in a big jar.
Just something to think about...
Disturbing... Yet funny at the same time. I think SP10000 has mentally created the worst smelling shit on the planet! BUT... If it sits in the jar and ferments in the hot August sun for several days, THAT would really be a clincher. _______Born right the first time.
Thats it TSV. A PR Noah's ark. A shit from the male and female of every living thing. I think we'll need something bigger than a jar.
Maybe a giant floating toilet.
There are a few people I might like to throw in that giant floating toilet...
Sorry AC, only turds in the tark.
AC, I would be curious to check your IP address. You sound suspiciously like some former PR members who had disappeared in disgust. I will not name names. _______Born right the first time.
Nope, I'm new here.
Just last night, I had to drive for an hour to get to where I had to be. I would tell you why I had to be there, but it's a long, irrelevant story. Anyways, we passed some cow farms on the way there. I have to tell you, I have never smelled any poop like that cow poop. It smells a lot worse than the poop of humans, dogs, and maybe even cats.
AC, at least register! Then flame away! _______Born right the first time.
I chose "other," so I'll elaborate.
People poop might be seen as smelling the worst because there are so many ways for a person to smell.
Usually--at least so far as just having it in the toilet--mine either doesn't smell at all or else has a pleasant odor to it. It doesn't hang on the air long after the toilet's been flushed. Other words, when I leave, the toilet generally smells okay for the next occupant.
However, there have been times when I really ended up stinking up the pot.
My two most common stinker odors are: a rotten cabbage odor or one like a solution for a permanent
The first one shows the most tenacity when it comes to the lingering factor.
When my poop has an odor, it's, generally, a kind of musky odor.
There have been times--especially, after an internal cleansing, though it has happened other times as well, for my poop to smell like fruit or blossoms.
There are also times when it might smell like fresh food of a spicy persuasion--usually, after I've had something Mexican or Italian or else barbecue. But this doesn't happen everytime I eat those items.
When my uncle was teaching in Lubbock several years ago (at Texas Tech), the food down that way was often seasoned with jalapeno peppers.
Now, I also cook with jalapeno peppers from time to time as well as ordering them to be added to some of my foods while eating out, but I've never noticed what I'm about to tell you at home. It just seems to happen with the jalapeno peppers in Texas for some reason.
Here's what happens, my poop will leave behind a lingering odor that's very light in nature but still literally smells like a skunk. _______AJ_Goodbody :-) We are defined by more than our poop--but it still makes for entertaining discussion! AJ Online
Your poo sometimes smells like a skunk? Weird...
Has anybody had an encounter with emu shit? The smell coming off an emu's turd hits you like a brick wall. Our local zoo keeps a small herd and when one of them takes a dump it's so bad it makes your eyes sting.
emu shit? I've never smelled it. Why would emu shit smell that bad?
Kangaroo shit is bizarre. It has no smell whatsoever. At least it didn't at the Australian zoo I visited a few years ago. Can't say I ever had the chance to smell emu shit, though. _______Born right the first time.
I read that kangaroo poo smells kind of like grass. It has little smell because of the hot dry climate they live in.
Being a letter carrier and having stepped in tons of dog shit, I can safely say dog shit is the worst. That smell stays with you all day.
Postman- totaly true, we have two big dogs, and it stinks! All day!
All week if the weather is good!
_______Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!
how does dog shit smell exactly? I've never owned a dog or taken care of one, so I don't know how bad it is.
it's kind of hard to descibe... it smells about how you'd expect.
I wouldn't say dog shit is the worst, though. Cat, cow, hippo, and giraffe dung all smell worse, just to name a few.
actually, AP, i really doubt that cat poop smells worse than dog poop. but that's just me. any other opinions?
Naked mole rat shit is undoubtedly the most foul stench ever. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
naked mole rats are so small, can they poop in large enough quantities for the smell to carry far enough away?
SMALL?!?? You have not seen Bunga Din's pets, 4 brutish, hairless, sightless beasts that stink to high heaven on their own accord, but when they shit...there aren't words...each offering has to weigh upwards of 30 lbs or more...the beasts themselves gotta go a buck seventy-five..ugly fuckers, through and through, and temperamental as well, which may explain Bunga's absence of late, he's been turned into naked mole rat shit. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
what do naked mole rats eat anyways?
Babies, cats, cactus, carp, stinkweed, small goats, sheep testicles...the list is virtually endless. _______ The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Has anybody here smelled pig dung? IT is by far the worst smelling poop i am ever likely to encounter.
Some close seconds are: giraffe poop (although giraffe pee is lamost as bad) hippo poop, cow poop, and cat poop (especially if there is cat pee along with it)
snake poo is almost as bad as pig dung. Not hard to see why, considering they eat whole rats and take weeks to digest them...
Cat and dog crap can be seriously foul and I have to agree, something happens with dog crap when you step in it that it seems to just get worse. However, I have to say that human crap is the worst. The morning after I drink a lot of beer I swear I offend myself with the smell. It's the kind of oatmeal-consistency crap that floats atop the surface of the toilet water and the smell is sharp and sometimes even makes me scrunch my face and flinch. It's like the smell of rotten eggs and another acrid offensive reek that makes me want to finish and get out of the bathroom asap
My Shit, after a night of Brandy,Cigarettes and fast food !
Dog shit is by far the worst. But in order to properly release the smell in large quantities, it must be squashed and oozing between your toes.
PD.....You are partially correct, being squashed between the toes does help disperse the aroma but the smelliest shit is cat shit. We owned a cat with lose bowels when I was a child. This furtive feline would place traps around our yard in the form of runny puddles of shit hidden strategically by one leaf. When stepped on by an innocent barefoot child it oozed between your toes like marmalade and made a hideous stench that almost made you yearn for an amputation.
_______Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
I remember one time working at a junk yard. I had to crawl under a trailer with a torch and burn something off. Unfortunately for me, the junkyard dog had decided he wanted to shit in the shade that morning. As I slid under the trailer on my back, I smeared it from my head to my waist. Needless to say, that one really smelled.
I have actually done the toe thing. As a child, I spent a lot of time on the beach. This particular day, some awhile had let their dog take a dump near the waters edge. Now as the tide started to come in, this steaming turd was at first cooled, and then gradually reduced to something resembling guacamole. Just at the point of most squishiness, your truly, ventured to the waters edge....... *schlep*.. *squidge* "what the f?"...... "oh Christ! MAM! MAM!"
The rest is history.
for "awhile" read "a-hole"
Fucking spellcheckers!
I have to agree with chief thunder butt...cat shit is without a doubt the foulest of all. a cats urine smell is just as sickening as its' shit.
One night way back in the early 80s I ate a half dozen teenage mutant ninja turtles fruit pies...they had a green candy icing shell..and were filled with a slimy green yellow goo, and delicious. These combined with an uncounted number of beers...and a possible hit of LSD, produced dump that had a smell to rival any B rated horror flick of the day.
Did anyone see this episode of "Globe Trekker", which aired on public TV several years ago. Ian was in either Canada or Alaska where an elderly Inuit woman was preparing seal shit for consumption. The preparation consisted merely of swirling the shit around in a stainless steel mixing bowl to smooth it out. I suppose this means that smooth shit is preferable to lumpy shit when it is dinner time.
She licked her fingers with obvious enjoyment while Ian declined the invitation to sample the product. Could this mean that seal shit smells good enough to eat?
Chief, I believe Ian cupped his hand over his ear and said "oh is that my taxi outside". Another Inuit delight is stinkheads. That would be fish heads prepared much like baluts.
WORST STENCH (personal best): A fun night of physcodelic mushrooms resulting in watery floating black reeking tar- caution - do not attempt this shit, for professionals only. Expect severe abdonminal cramping and inexplicable nausea.
the worst is usually dog poop.. smells horrible.
however, when a human has food poisoning (sepecially if it is caused by eating rotten cheese or meat) the smell of the resulting diahhreah is one of the most disgusting smells ever.
Yes, AC, i agree that food poisoning poop is really gross.
As far as what animal's shit smells the worst, there are many of them. Ususally, they are the ones that have wet poop instead of dry poop.
My personal worst are: pig poop, dog poop, (especially a big dog like a great dane), giraffe poop, rhino poop, cow poop, and snake poop
great dane poop is soooooooo gross...
My very first job was working in a nursing home. The first time I had to change a colostomy bag, it brought tears to my eyes. I still think that was one of the worst shit smells I've ever encountered.
KOP, I left my lunch in a bag overnight once and the smell was nasty. I can't imagine the horror you experienced with that bag of recycled lunch. I've said it before, but it is worth repeating; You and all in your profession are angels on earth. God bless you.
I once got food poisoning from spoiled limberger cheese. Need I say more?
How did you know it was spoiled? Did it smell good?
Has anyone smell a rhino shit? So much poop comes out and its so gooey and you can smell it from far away.
da_pooper, in order to fully appreciate rhino shit, you must smell it up close, as it's coming out. Try again.
i don't know about the worst smelling poop, but trust me, fox urine smells much worse than many animal's poop...
The worst i have smelled is cormorant poop. Not many people have heard of/ smelled a cormorant, but they are disgusting. They eat fish, and obviously do not digest it very well, so their poop is basically gooey dead fish.
If you think their poop sounds smelly, their puke is even worse. They puke on their predators like vultures do.
Cormorants definately have the smelliest poop of any animal.
Come on, people! Cow patties are the worst!
diarrheenies.......You are obviously not an experienced poop smeller if you selected cow patties. I have been around cows for years and they probably have the least offensive poop of any animal. Cats, dogs, humans.......another story.
Eat chilies and feel the burn!!
Are you serious? My aunt and uncle live next to a cow farm, and it is almost unbearable to even go outside because of the cow doodie stench...maybe it depends on their diet?
It's possible those cows are breaking into a Taco Bell at night and gorging themselves. Is there one nearby?
Ferret shit is pretty rank as is raccoon, oppossum, skunk, and wolf shit. I guess it really depends on what they ate. Although I did have a persian cat once that had the kind of shit that could make wallpaper peel right off the wall. Animals are pretty nasty but nothing beats a giant liquishit when you just had broccolli and chinese food only to find out that your body sans gallbladder can't handle it. Stunk so bad it actually made me throw up.
Cow poop can smell pretty bad, especially in a barn, where the smell cannot escape.
However, for the worst smelling shit, i decided upon dog poop. A fresh poop from a dog, up close, is incredibly nasty. Makes me feel sick when i smell it.
turtle shit is the worst... ugg makes me wanna hurl just thinking about it.
would like to know why is it my bowels are VWEY sluggish and the poop tht comes first is semi hard but very wide and the poop behind is like very sticky sediment
Oh, lord. Bear, without a doubt.
wolf poop is pretty bad. IF I had to rank my top 5, I think it would be:
1) pig 2) wolf 3) cat 4) elephant 5) rhino (smeled it at the zoo... ick)
And elephants ....? They're just wandering around your neighborhood?
I once got behind an 18 wheeler full of pigs on an interstate highway in Kentucky. The stench was so stong it made my eyes sting. I finally gave up on trying to pass and just dropped back. I dropped back over a mile before I could breathe easily again.
Same thing happened to me on an interstate in New Jersy, except the 18 wheeler turned out to be empty.
Ok, LJ I ate some bad tuna salad for lunch. Sorry.
Leaving a one mile streach of stench from a bad tuna fart is just awesome. I am proud to know you PD.
up1, how could dog crap not make your list? smelly it makes me wanna throw up.
dog poop is pretty bad as well, but i rarely smell it, as i do not own a dog. Cat poop is far worse anyhow.
One of my friends once dared me to do push ups with my head going down into a disgusting cat litter box, that had not been cleaned in 2 weeks.
I can safely say now that cat shit is one of the foulest poops in the animal kingdom.
Cat crap is the worst smelling most vial stuff ever to reach a person's nose._______Russell
Nursing home shit, when the orderlies have not done a proper clean up of ANYTHING.
I'll submit my wife's shit, especially the day after she drank a lot of beer and had cabbage and carrots for dinner.
ac, you actually did push-ups into a cat's litterbox? This reminds me of something i did as a child...
At a farm, my friend and I had a bet of who could stay in the pig pen longer without getting caught by our families or the farmer, or anyone else. We both hopped in, and after about 20 minutes, we realized it was going to take a long time before either of us got caught. So we changed our bet to: Who could roll around in pig manure the longest?
I remember rolling in that manure for about 10 minutes before my friend stood up choking, saying he got some in his mouth. His parents came by and took him away a little while later. They were pretty mad... haha.
I smelled like a pig for about a day after that, and my parents weren't too happy about it either. But I won the bet for $25, so I'd still say it was worth it.
AC who posted 01.31.09.......I believe "doggie dung" is the same thing as "dog shit" although I could be wrong.
Wow, UP1, you must have really stank after that.
Turtle crap. For real. Mine's got this fungus on it's skin so I put it in the bath tub.. it smells worse than people!!!! and my turtle still eats it!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!
The evolving smell of scat from the animals on the Galopogos islands is the worst. For this reason, only the scat with the strongest scent survived.
Last week, I was hangin' out with my friends at the zoo. While checking out the hippo enclosure, one of them came right up to the wall and took a huge dump, only about 6 feet from us. I don't know if it's worse than pig shit, (which is absolutely terrible; I'd know from working on a farm for a week) but its bad nonetheless
lol is a person on the first page. I babysat my neighbors turtles every year when they went to Iowa. I had to clean their aquarium and it was gagging to me. I found a boxer turtle try ing to get out my gate one day. I put him in the tub for my nephew who was still in school(elemenatary). The poor turtle pooped and pooped in my tub. I put it back into my little back courtyard. I haven't seen him again since._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Years ago I worked in a small slaughterhouse and had many opportunities to smell animal shit. I never found the shit of herbivores to be that unpleasant. Pig shit was fairly zesty smelling but not as bad as the shit from pure carnivores. I would rather smell any of this shit than the fumes of gasoline or paint thinner. Animal shit can be unpleasant but chemical fumes can be deadly.
I like your name, zezzy. I want the world to know that my cat's poop did not stink. I think I use Fresh Scent litter. I hadn't scooped her box since ooh, I can't remember. It didn't stink. She is on Hill,s Science diet canned k/d with chicken and purina nephro dry. I wonder if my ceo will get an infant kidney and let my try and dialyze my cat when her kidney's fail. Wouldn't that be awesome if I could prolong my cat's life with dialysis?_______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
hmm, never smelled turtle shit. I can't imagine it really being too bad... what do turtles eat anyways?
sittingpretty......I have two cats who share a food bowl thus eating identical meals. One cat has shit that doesn't really stink while the other one peels the paint off the walls several times a day. The stinker cat also farts a lot.
baby poop on a passenger jet smells worst
CKK.....That actually depends on what the baby is being fed, surprisingly the poop of a breast fed baby is quite bearable, it doesn't smell delightful, but it doesn't reek like a formula shit.
My cat has never farted as far as i know but she does burp and she vomits if i gave her more than 2 feedings a day._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
Baby poop is the worst
Adult poop in a diaper stinks to high heaven._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
I will rank the top 5 worst smelling poops I have ever smelled:
5. Snake Shit. One time, I picked up a snake and it musked and crapped all over my hands. I dropped that snake real quick.
4. Pig Shit. Passing one of those Pig Farms on a hot summer day while going through Iowa... I can't imagine how disgusting that would be up close.
3. Hippo Shit. Haha, at the zoo this one time, near the hippo, it kind of pooped in our direction while looking at it, barely low enough that the wall stopped it. I still smelled it pretty good, though, and I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.
2. Cat shit. This one cat I had once climbed up on me when I was asleep, and pooped right on my face. I don't know what I could have done to deserve that, but after smelling it, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. What had that cat been eating?
1. Elephant Shit. Once, I was the (un)fortunate winner of this one random contest, and they let me go behind the scenes at a zoo. If you think the elphant place at zoos smell terrible from where they let visitors stand... believe me, that smells like perfume compared to being surrounded by 5 elephants, during mating season, up close. I used my shirt to cover my nose and wipe the tears from my eyes, and was the first one out of that room.
Great Topic, by the way =o
ihavenoname, you definitely deserve a name. Just pick one, any one and register!_______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
The type of shit plays second fiddle to the location of the shit in the aroma department. I would hazard a guess that a blob of shit on the end of your nose out-stinks all others.
The blob on the nose end reminds me of my little sister when daddy stuck her nose in her s***t when she pooped her panties for the first time. That abusive b*****d._______...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17
SP, I think in Chief's case an outhouse, a dropped wallet, and someone holding him by his ankles may have had something to do with it.
Am I wrong Chief?
I would have to say my poop smells the worst. It has a disturbing French Onion dip smell to it. I think something is really wrong with me. Please help.
Actually PD I had accidentally dropped my limberger, sardine and sauerkraut sandwich and figured since it was secured in a ziploc bar it would still be OK after being hosed off. It took two ankle holders as I am somewhat hefty, unfortunately they were wimps and dunked my head a few times.
MyStenchScaresMe....Eat a lot of pinto beans and jalapeno chilies, that should change the aroma to a good bean dip.
Cat poo is the worst, I think. I can't even be in the same room my cat has pooped in without gagging (it hasn't learned to use a litterbox yet)
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