i said yes, even though my bowels are fine. i can't think of a situation off the top of my head where i might anticipate that need, but if such a situation arrived, i think a diaper might be better than the alternative. i don't like squatting.
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i love poop.

For an adult diaper experience, check out my story "The Harbor and the Fury." Somewhat different, as I was far from anyone. I'm not a crowd kind of guy.

I would not wear the diaper but, as a precaution, I would bring along a
clamp and a cork.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I said yes because I have IBS or another digestive d/o and there wasn't the choice of not going to the event if.... I would have chosen no because I wouldn't go to a public event with no toilet close by. I don't hardly go anywhere now because of fear of not getting to the tiolet in time. I crapped my pants a little bit at work last Monday. The truth is I need to be wearing diapers now, but I refuse to even buy them. I can't cope with the fecal incontinence.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

No need for precaution, no matter where i am in this world, my arse is never more than the length of my leg away from a toilet.

I aint no freakin baby, ill shit my pants like a man!

I have no gallbladder and that causes me to have the shits at strange times. Still I refuse to wear a diaper until the day I am to senile to know what the hell a diaper is.
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Oops I did it again, I shit when I fart, I crapped in my pants.

Hell no I wouldn't wear a diaper. I'd squat behind a tree and shit.

No way. I never even think about access to toilets or wearing diapers. I just assume one will be available or at least a tree. The only thing I have to worry about is crossing my legs when I sneeze so I don't pee my pants.

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Blowing you chocolate kisses from my butt...

I wouldn't wear a diaper. I'd solve that problem by not wearing any pants at all.

no cat option, I can't vote in this one.
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I would, but I'd tuck a gun in it. Because if anyone found out, I'd have to kill 'em.

Only if I could have a pacifier and a rattle also.

You do run the risk of someone pointing out your baggy drawers, and severe humiliation. I'm sure I would if I had a bowel disorder, but I'm good over here so I don't need a diap.
Not that I would make fun of a diaper-bound. Not coolio.

No, I would not wear the diaper either. I still have one child in diapers and just the thought of wearing the adult version creeps me out. It's been well over 30 years since I was potty trained, there just isn't any way I can go against that. Besides, if I shit myself at a public event THAT would be the makings of one hell of a poop report!!!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

No need for a diaper, there will always be some fat guy to squat behind.

^^id better not catch anyone pinchin one off behind me!

Thanks T-box.....I am a fat man
and now, thanks to you, I will have to be constantly on alert when in crowds with no facilities
nearby.

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Don't worry Chief. With your reputation, I don't think anybody will be squatting (or standing for that matter) behind you.

say no to the diaper and grab a kilt...a spread of about shoulder width depending on diet .....no need for tp....use the kilt

As a fellow gallbladderless woman, I have to go with Mrs. Mad Crapper on this. No diapers. If I have to, I'll hide and squat.

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I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Bilge, I added a cat option for you.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Well if i were in a public event, it's most likely a concert, and I'm drinking beer. So I'm most likely to fill it with piss. I have never had a poop problem at a public place, just crossing my legs to pee. A diaper for that would be nice. I have had to go so bad at a concert that I went into the men's room and the men in there were actually very polite. OUTTA MY WAY BITCHES I GOTTA GO NOW! no wonder they were nice.

Whoa, THREE votes for cats? Who are the other two sick fuckers?
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

I noticed the same thing. It's gotta be Teddy, and one of his minions...THOSE POSERS!!!
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Peace, Love, Twilight.

Had to, Bilge. My mom's terrier died.

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I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

I voted no to the diaper-I don't have problems with my poop control yet-but if I were far off to a shiter and had to instanly go I would try to seclude myself as well as I could then if not-if ther is people around-I would just imagine all of them having the same unfortunate luck that I'm having-yes sir all at the same time. then it would be over soon enouge where you can move on and you know what they say out of site out of mind.(until you walk around awile and meet someone who saw you later in the nite.) But oh weel you really don't have a choice in the matter sometimes and thats life*...yey`
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Wow!- what a party down below and a couple dancing too.
Whew now that is sublime~~

I just changed my mind. The stomach virus that's going around gives no warning whatever, and people who have it often don't have time to get to a toilet. I've heard of many soiled panties, bed linens, etc., so before I get this stuff, I'm going to lay in a supply of adult diapers.

I also don't have a gall bladder, haven't had one in two years, and am too addicted to my runny poop and the way it makes me feel after eating to get meds to stop the insta-shits. But I must say, it does make it hard to enjoy going to public places. I went to a concert where the porta-potties were real far away and we ate at Krystal before going and right in the middle of the concert, which happened to be on a college football foield with cameras and artificial turf, I had the sudden urge to go and the panic that went with it and was literally a mile away from the toilet. Needless to say, I didn't make it and stayed at the car the rest of the nite. As for being sick, I just got over being really sick and shit myself a few times just sneezing. But with that said, I STILL wouldn't wear a diaper.

New poll New poll!!!

One possibility that could arise is finding an alternate place to poop. Let's say you find yourself at the Mega-Craptastic Super-Concert Event with 50,000 in attendence and portapotties with lines a hundred deep. I would go by a food kiosk and grab a bunch of napkins or papertowels and find a quiet corner to poop.

Urinating is never a problem, thirty seconds of liquid release and you walk away. No problem!

Pooping is a little more involved and time-consuming. Big concert venues and sports stadiums will always have out of the way niches and hide spots where logs can find a home. Timing and location are the two keys here. Stealth Pooping! The Mad Crapper Strikes Again! News at eleven (with photos).
----Captain Craptastic!!!

This thread makes me think of the Beatles song, "I get by with a Little Help from Depends."

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

I would much rather take a dump in the woods or an alley. No diapers are for the incontinent and I have yet to reach that stage in my life.
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AHHHHHEMMMMMMMMMM JUST CLEARING MY THROAT!! ;)

If I were to wear a diaper then I would need some one to lay me on my back with a handfull of wipes and go to work.

I do have some IBS, but that usually doesn't cause me to crap my pants or even shart. I'd have to wear the Incontinence Briefs because I do have a moderate degree of urinary incontinence. Usually just a Poise pad will do, but if I knew I couldn't get to a bathroom or a nice concealing bush, I'd opt for the Depends. Pissing your pants is no fun either.

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Have a crappy day!
La Petomaine

I really don't like wearing the diaper, by no means. Now they come in pull-up style, so it is like underwear. I reaally hope to not ever have to wear one in public. The only good out of it at home is not having to wash a whole bed full of linen. I experience the bed poop every once in a while and the washing of the pad and all, is a pain, especially when the linen was just changed. I still haven't bought any, but I do lay on the leak proof pad. I hate the pad because it makes my cheeks too warm and sticky. As long as I'm on the poop pad I don't have an accident. Within 48 hours of taking a break from the pad to cool my cheeks, an accident occurs just about every time. It really sucks for being still young and having to deal with bowel incontinence. Even if I crapped in a pull-up, in a public place, I would still have to get to the bathroom pronto. I would stink and everyone in the public place would smell me. It is gross and humiliating to poop your pants in public with or without depends. To me, all its purpose is protection from the clean-poop-a-thon. That is it.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Wow sittinpretty, I thought I had some super-bowel problems! It takes about 15 mins for food to get from my mouth to my butt and half of it gets evacuated then, the other half thirty mins later. And it's always runny. But I've only lost control of my bowels twice in the last year that I can recall, both times at work. I couldn't imagine bein that way all the time. Then again, I'm only 21 so who knows what I have to look forward to when I hit forty or so.

I said no even though I have severe IBS. It's the c kind so I hardly ever have to go the bathroom. I'm lucky if I go twice a month. I'm in hell.

No dingleberry left behind. I have to tell ya'll first before I burst. I woke up this morning to my Champions full of liqui-crap. A small trangular poop print got on the sheets I changed fresh last night. The stink of the smudge got on the pad. I have to wash
A A A L L L the bed linen again. I'm going to buy Depends pull-ups TODAY. I must have pooped a few hours before waking because I had to put gloves on to rub the crap off my Champions in clean toilet water like mama used to do our diapers. My pad got the cutest little brown butt imprint. I took a picture of my buns print with this here phone I'm typing on right now. It shows my crack where there in the crack in no crap water. I don't know how to send it to e mail. Butt if you poopreporters have a phone that receives pic mail, I will send it to you. PhatmanXXL, I'll need you to lay me down. I'm loaded up with the wipes. Bring gloves though, I only have smalls.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I'd use one if I thought I would only have to pee, but I wouldn't dare poop in a diaper.

OK, PoopReporters! I, sittingpretty, being of questionable sound mind and questionable sound body will start wearing adult pull-ups to bed tonight, on this day, December twenty-ninth, two thousand and eight.. OH MY GOD!!! I need to be healed!!! I am only three hundred and seventy seven days away from being fifty. I will not become fifty in diapers. I will not. I will not. I will not!!! NEW POLL PLEASE. How many poopreporters have to have protection from poop accidents in your sleep? Help Phat! Help Prarie Dog! Help Logjam! Help Daphne! Help Chief!
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

So far, 92 people will and 220 people won't wear diapers and 26 people would rather wear a travel cat.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I plan to avoid it altogether by spending my declining years sleeping on the toilet. I'm working on a design with a reclining tank as we speak.

Leaky Bowel King, you need to go to the doctor and tell him what you told us...or her. You could have chronic pancreatitis or worse pancreatic cancer. Pooping your masticated food into the toilet within 2 hours after ingestion is very dangerous. You are not getting vitamins and nutrients if your food is passing through you that fast. If you don't go to the doctor you won't make it to 40. Kelly, you should also let a doctor treat your constipation. It is very important to get that shit out every day. If you don't your colon will just get stretched out, too long, and too weak to function over time. Miralax or fiber type laxatives, whatever works. Make sure you make time in the morning to poop, if that is your time. Whatever works. If you need a couple of enemas to get the old hard stuff out first, then start on ducosate, a stool softener second. It will decrease the wait and the cramping pain. It is too late for me but there is still hope and time for you. If you have to take something everyday to keep the poop moving, do it. That was my mistake. The damage to your colon from poop sitting in there for years is irreversible. I found out the hard way. I hope you two get help. Leaky, I had pancreatitis as result of taking Zantac for gastric ulcers in 1991. I saw my food with my teeth marks and untouched, laying in poo at the bottom of the toilet, too.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Will it be like a bed because I will order one if you design it practical yet COMFY.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Prarie Dog?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17 No dingleberry left behind.

Sorry, I was sleeping.

Thanks pretty, as a matter of fact, the beginning of my problems started during my junior year in high school and I didn't get it taken care of till my freshman year of college, when I realized I couldn't finish my Navy ROTC test due to pooping my guts out 3/4 of a mile into my mile and a half run. I went to my mom's gastro doc ( my mom has/had chrohns disease) and he had my gall bladder removed. At the time of my removal, my gall bladder was over six pounds and the size of a grapefruit, when it's supposed to be the size of like a walnut. We thought that'd cure my problem, but it didn't and he thought I wasn't getting used to having free flowing bile in my intestines so he prescribed some expensive medicine that worked for a lil while helping me produce solid turds once. Or twice a day but after sever diarrhea for two and a half years prior, I wasn't used to solid poo and couldn't afford the meds, plus I couldn't take it and work. So I've been dealing now for the last two years with immediate diarrhea right after eating. But that's the least of my problems. I'm practically blind too. And bald. But, I'll definately go to a doc and check out the pancreitis deal. That could be major. Thanks again.

And also, I've never seen bite marks iin my food in the last several years, but then again, it's always too runny. But I do have a layer of what looks like mucous or grease sittin on top of the water most of the time, which is odd since I try not to eat greasy foods.

And also, I've never seen bite marks iin my food in the last several years, but then again, it's always too runny. But I do have a layer of what looks like mucous or grease sittin on top of the water most of the time, which is odd since I try not to eat greasy foods.

OK, it is 1:51 am and I am wide awake with my pull-ups on in my bed. I don't understand guys liking the feel of matter between their legs. The bunchiness of this pregnant woman's lochia pad is annoying. I would not like being a man.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Leaky, It is called steatorrhea when grease is in the poop. Enjoy your evaluation hopefully you will get appropriate help. There are pills that replace enzymes when the pancreas isn't functioning. You need a doctor to dianose and treat you. Happy new poop Year to you Leaky. Are you still awake Prarie?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I appreciate all the info and advice. I'm glad I've finally found somewhere other than my mom's dinner table at the holidays that I can talk about poop andit's consistency and contents, or lack thereof. Ya'll have given me good stuff to look into and share with my doc next time I get a chance to see him.

Leaky, you need to make an appointment. Doctor appointments don't come by chance, you know. You might have to put in to be off from work to go, many people do. I can't talk in graphic detail about my functions with my family and friends either.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Leaky, is your poop foamy and very malodorous? Like really dead foul? I don't know if you have steatorrhea. You don't have a gall bladder so fat will be in your poop if you are eating fat, or you are losing weight. Both could cause grease to float on top the watery poop and be normal for you. Seeing your food undigested like meat and spaggetti in the tiolet mixed with feces is not normal.Go see a good gastroenterologist. It is a place to start unless your insurance requires you to see a primary care physician for a referral to see the GI doctor. Do you have insurance? If you don't go to the charity hospital in the nearest city to where you live. You are taking chances with your life. Poop problems can be just as important as brain, heart, kidney and liver problems. Pancreas problems can shorten your life sooner or lator just like the other major organs. I know you want to be healthy and mabe you are healthy right now. Only a doctor can say. We, here, at PoopReport, want you to be healthy. Don't we, ya'll?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Prarie? Is your reclining toilet comfy? Prarie DOg?
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Quite comfy my dear. I did recline a bit too far yesterday, and got my feet wet. Still a few bugs to work out yet.

SP... I might know a way out of hell. Check your yellow pages, find a naturopath, preferably one schooled at Byster College. Ask about the homeopathic remedy called sepia. I have seen amazing results. If you do not have a gallbladder, try cholestyram from a regular (EEWWWW) MD. Or as I call them M-Deity!

Yea I have good insuarance and a good gastro doc who is two and a half hours away. Thing is, my insurance changed in the last two years so I dunno if I'll have to go see a reg doc. before I can go see him again. I never see unchewed food in my poop, I tend to do a pretty good job chewing, it just runs right thru me. And I'm not losing weight. I'm not gaining it either, but I do seem to be gettin fatter. But I don't exercise like I need to cuz I can't run without releasing my bowels. Go figure. But going to the gastro doc is on my list to do for the new years, along with getting my wisdom teeth pulled and figuring out why I'm goin blind. So I have a lot to look forward to. An I dunno bout the reclining toilet but I do like the idea of a toilet in the shower where I can shit shower and shave at one time.

I wonder, how does it feel to poop while wearing a diper, standing?

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My dream: to design and build the ultimate shredder toilet that will never, ever clog.

So, I have worn a pull-up to sleep two nights in a row. No poop accidents occurred. I went to a new GI. He thinks it sounds like I have a volvulus sigmoid colon. I'm having a colonoscopy on the 6th of January.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

SP, you might want to check my Ask Poop Report,
"Colonoscopy cracks" for some material, or to add your own.

Thanks Squat, after I find out if there is no cause for obstruction I will find a Byster doc. I have been to anaturopath who asked me why I was there if I can't tolerate vitamins. Leaky, go to your PCP first because you have the blindness to report as well. You have to have a PCP on your new plan anyway. Thanks, Prarie, I will. How is that comfy toilet coming? Will it be like a pedicure chair? Vibrates. Massages. Music. Push, I don't push standing. I push sitting on the tiolet. The diaper is for at night in my sleep when the urge doesn't wake me up. The time I pooped my pants at work, it was supposed to be just a passage of gassage, instead, it was a shart. I learned shart, here, on Poopreport. My mother still doesn't believe me that I suffer with my poop problem and doesn't want me to have the colonoscopy. I am finding out if I have a volvulus sigmoid colon. I'm at my end with this diaper thing. Having a Happy New Year PoopReporters and guests? Dave your New Year's Day was yesterday or the day before? That is if you are in India.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I don't have any digestive issues, thank God.
I can't think of anything more degrading than urinary or fecal incontinence.
If a diaper would save your blushes then wear one.
I have experienced the terror that is a shart. Fortunately it was a tiny bit of that greasy stuff and no one saw my shame.
The terror was exactly equal to that of a auto accient experience when I knew that auto was gonna hit me and stuff started happening in slo-mo.

That is an interesting point Bulldog. I have had a few sharts in my day, and I don't ever remember them happening in slo-mo. It was more like a lightning flash. I wonder why this is. Sharts are certainely as terrifying as seeing a tree coming at 50 mph. Maybe it has to do with the fact we don't have air bags in our pants.

I crapped my diaper in my sleep again last night. It wasn't a big load and it stayed contained. It looked like a series of sharts got the best of me. I fell asleep in the middle of a tooty-toot. Believe it or not, I'm looking forward to this colonoscopy. I think this doc is going to search until he finds my problem. I hope. I do have a good feeling about him. I'm getting worse by the day, the nausea, the ability to get food in. I'm not vomiting. Thank God. I have hope. I'm thankful that I have this poopreporters site to vent my poop problem to without being told I'm saying too much or I'm too graphic or too much information. I'm tenacious enough to overcome this bowel incontinence and I will. I have 2 adopted lesbian moms on the northshore. The one that take care of the other, Mama Cookie, calls me her tough termite. I understand some people can't see or hear about blood or poop or vomit without fainting or vomiting or both. Only bone pain makes me faint. Poop pain has landed me in outpatient intensive psychotherapy. The doctors(not new GI) think the pain stems from depression. Basically I think my regular doctors think my bowel problems are all in my head. Poopreporters are my witnesses that I have poop problems bad enough to get depressed about. God, anyone would get depressed with the poop illness I have. I'm tolerating less and less food, even pureed. I'm drinking 5 Boost /day to maintain my weight and nutrition. And it is hard to get a whole Boost down,more often, so it takes a while. If I die how will Poopreporters know? I would want to know if one of you died. Mabe,I will right in my journal to my mother that if I die to get on PoopReport.com and tell Dave sittingpretty died and how I died. It feels like this poop problem is killing me slowly. I know my mam will read my work as she got mad that my sister had hers burned when she died. I haven't decided to burn my journals or not. My latest journal is for my mom anyway.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

SP! Time for the ER! Before you end up DOA! Your Bio says you have a constipation problem. Looks like that is solved. Although naturopaths say diarrhea is a more serious form of constipation. The bio also said you would require surgery someday. Is it someday?

Sittingpretty. I had missed all your recent entries in this thread. Holy Shit. I'm sorry you're dealing with this horrible, and seemingly chronic, problem. Glad that you've some real people to lean on, and not just us twitter heads. Let's hope that the colonoscopy turns up some useful information.

PD, my abdomen is making loud noises and it is swollen and it hurts. I don't know where to look for "colonoscopy cracks". People (not (y'all) don't understand when I want to stay home. I have to force myself to go listen to a band tonight because the nurse said I have to do fun things on the weekend. I hope I don't have a casino poopreport for my sake, butt one for y'alls sakes. No, really no accidents. I bought a pair of jeans today that fit great. I plan to look great tonight for no one except me. Can't get a man while you wear a diaper to sleep. Can't let a man find diapers in your bathroom cabinet.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

For you SP,

Poop in the toilet.
Poop on the can.
If you poop in your pants,
you'll never get a man.

I'll bring my story up to the front page.

Yes, Squatn, I looked up volvulus and learned that it is diagnosed by colonoscopy and corrected by laparoscopy. I'm not having a total radical colectomy, I refuse. I feel my problem is fixable with a less extreme procedure if I can find out what is wrong. I'm partially obstructed all the time. Aww, Logj, y'all are real people too. I don't think most of the poopreporters are twitterheads. Yeah, it is rough. I told my aunt about the molestations and rapes and her response was it didn't happen. I can't count her in as a safe person anymore. The mams live on the northshore. I haven't made it up to see them since I moved away two years ago. My support system is slim really. I can't trust not one family member. Not one.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Aww gee, PD. I love it! You are sweet. But the sad part is I'm really pretty and all people are shocked when they learn I'm unattached.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I am quite the romantic, aren't I.

Gee... I guess I need to change my priorities. What I looked for in a woman was stupid stuff like kindness.

My abdomen hurt like stuck gas pain the second I sat in the car to go see the band. The band, The 8 Ball, is really good. My coworker's neice's husband is the lead singer. My belly kept hurting harder. I stuck it out long enough to let my 2 companions finish their beers. I had nothing but a belly ache. No accidents. I got home in plenty of time to release gassage with passage inthe toilet and not in my new pantages.. Not really. Hot for me in my conservative way, anyway.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

My abdomen hurt like stuck gas pain the second I sat in the car to go see the band. The band, The 8 Ball, is really good. My coworker's neice's husband is the lead singer. My belly kept hurting harder. I stuck it out long enough to let my 2 companions finish their beers. I had nothing but a belly ache. No accidents. I got home in plenty of time to release gassage with passage inthe toilet and not in my new pantages.. Not really. Hot for me in my conservative way, anyway.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Yes you, PD. Your jingle hit the nail on the head. Squat, kindness is not stupid stuff as I prefer kindness also. I just happen to have ugly stuff happen to me.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Yes you are, PD. More romantic than my honeyman and I mean that. Your jingle hit the nail on the head. Squat, kindness is not stupid stuff as I prefer kindness also. I just happen to have ugly poopstuff happen to me eventhough I'm not ugly. That's all I'm really saying. My lover is totally a Jeremiah Johnson bohemian kind of guy with thick brown locks. I like his hair long. It is so wild and unruly. My honeyman, he is. But he is not romantic like PD although he did give me a big jar of colon cleanse that I was afraid to take and didn't. I gave it back to him. He is all into live food and high colonics. I'm afraid I could get injured by high colonics so I don't do that either. I get more support from y'all than I do anywhere here. The girls kept sitting there when I told them I needed to leave. I had to tell them I was leaving them. That's why I don't like to go out.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

After nearly a month of arguing with my ISP, I finally get back on the pot. During my absence, my metaphorical diaper has been pushed to bursting point without the benefit of PR (I recall an episode in McD's when I had occasion to ruminate that the manager was indeed talking shit, where things very nearly did hit the fan)

In closing, PR is my diaper, butt getting to use it has prov-en to be a pain in the .....

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Did I just fart?.... Oh shit! NO!!

I woke up with a clean pull-up today. I'm surprised because thereis a war going on in the netherlands. I think I'm going to drink miralax every 2 hrs until this monstrous boiling liquifecal-gas explosion errupts. I'm so miserable right now. I have another partial obstruction. AAgh! To the toilet for a miniblast of fecal fragments liquified.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

Too bad you couldn't have gotten one of those blasts to erupt on 8/29/05. Properly directed, you may have been able to change history.

Hahahahaa PD. My explosions are proportionate to my body size -petite. Mabe Chief could, though, if he had my problem and lived here. I'm still waiting for the blow out. I thinking about taking 3-4 Bisacodyl later. I have to drink a bunch of water for a few hours first. Sometimes drinking a lot of water triggers a blow out. So I'm hoping I won't have to resort to the extreme measures I've have lined up. I'm so full I'm nauseated off and on. I'm going to givemy clean toilet a destroyer of fecal-drop soup one way or the other. ...and their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I feel much better today despite feeling dehydrated with headache and shakes. After taking 8 scoops of miralax over 7 hours, yesterday, and still no destroyer fecal explosion, I went to plan B and took 3 bisacodyls. I fell asleep at 9p ish and woke up in a large pool of fetid fecal liquid. It was so bad the smell is still in my nose memory. It destroyed the diaper and the pad. I had hoped for the destroyer to make bad the good toilet. Thank God it didn't get on my bed. It was a big messy clean up. I found something that drippped from me onto the floor that looked like congealed beef stock. Gross. After the clean up and bath I went back to bed. I awakened with the squirts and a little cramping about 4 more times during the early morning hours.. I think its over for the day. Now, my goal is to hydrate with water and gatorade so I can go to the French Quarter with some friends. I'm supposed to be cleaning my room, though. These acute episodes of can't poop even with miralax are getting closer and closer together. I'm confident that I, being a tough little termite, will overcome this horrible poop problem with Jesus' healing hand on me. I have to go to the doctor but I can't trust the doctor to help me alone as s/he is only a wo/man.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

It sounds you need to go to plan BM

My sfather asked me if I was sick because I have been drinking alcohol? I shake my head. This is not alcohol. I'm not going to drink alcohol when I'm already gastro-intestinally compromised. And I would say I drank too much if I had. That's my support.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

yes PD plan BM was the plan the worked. I'm so scared for my mattress. The fecal carnage on the pad under my butt at midnight was global. I woke up to puddles all contained just within the boundaries of the pad. Mabe I should change my name to sleepingsunami.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17

I didn't go to The Quarter. I'm weak, hungry(all I tolerate is Boost) and a little dizzy after taking a Librax for the colonic spasms I had today. My friends were disappointed. What could I do? At least I got out of the house(for real, not counting Poopreport) and went to visit said friends. The social pressure to go out verses the colonic pressure to stay home. I choose home.
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...And their flesh like dung. Zeph. 1:17