Newspaper. It can double as asswipe when there's no TP!
6% (39 votes)
Magazine. Wow, pictures and shiny pages!
23% (152 votes)
Book or novel. My dumps can take some time.
16% (110 votes)
Anything as long as it has words.
34% (227 votes)
Nothing. I get in and get out.
22% (147 votes)
Total votes: 675